Today's will include

Prussia

Sealand

America

Sealand just watches knowing that whatever the tall nation has in store for the albino can't be good. America loves Easter and all but at the moment he has dozens of boxes of yellow marshmallow chicks. "Uncle Al?" Sealand starts as America starts to place a few into brown bags, "What are you doing?"

The nation gave a wicked smirk, "Oh nothing much but why don't you help me with a little…joke for today." He cooed softly as he told the micronation what to do.

Soon the tall man is sitting in a living room just eating the yellow birds, "You know these are pretty damn good. And they come in all kinds of flavors now." He smirks Prussia's way as the other sits nearly mortified. "You want one?" Jokingly he slides the box over, "They're tasty."

"No thank you." Prussia says pushing the box back slightly, "They're just sugar."

"You sound like Iggy, man."

Prussia laughs, "I'm way more awesome than that little Island."

"Then have a Peep."

"No."

"Come on they're good." America says again pushing the box towards Prussia again.

Prussia glares, "I said no you asshole."

"Again hello Iggy."

At that Prussia grabs the box glaring at him, "You are not awesome you know that? In fact you're a bastard."

"But that's why you love me."

"No it's cause you put out."

"Dude! There's a kid listening!" America quickly claps his hands around Sealand's ears as he looks up from his DS. "And I totally do not you're fucking lying." Suddenly America's face grew bright red.

At that Prussia starts to laugh, "Aww you sure about that?"

"J-Just shut up and eat your Peep." America managed as Sealand looks up confused, "You didn't hear anything right Peter?"

"What?" The young boy asks, "Why is your face so red?"

America shakes his head as he removes his hands, "No reason." As he says it he watches the ex-nation from the corner of his eyes, "But I think I should get another box of peeps."

As Prussia opens his mouth hesitantly the yellow bird in his hand starts to tweet loudly, "The fuck!?" In a flash the ex-nation jumps back nearly falling off the couch in the process, "Gilbird!?" He cries out as his little canary appears next to him confused.

Meanwhile America lets out a barrage of snickers before letting out a deep laugh, "Aww April fools Dude."

Glaring Prussia throws the box back at him, "I'll get you back for that. Unless," A wicked smile forms on his face, "You help me get Austria."

"Deal and like with you, Sea here would love to help." America pats the boy's head.

Sealand chuckles before looking up at his Uncle, "Okay but what does put out mean?"

Instantly both older men's eyes widen, "Nothing!"

"But if you tell your Mama say Austria did it."

America face palms as Sealand nods, "Okay."