Hayner clammed up and started murmuring "mommy" to himself while rocking back and forth. Any attempts to prod for more information elicited earsplitting shrieks. They had hit a wall.
There were too many people here, and the concentration of dicks was a little too high for Riku's taste, especially when he knew one of them too well. There came a point when throwing more people at a problem slowed things down rather than speed it up. There had to be a way to split up everybody, or else they'd be trapped yapping at each other with nothing to show for it.
"Anyone up for a gangbang?" Axel suggested. Naminé backed up to the exit in record speed. "I'm not talking about you, princess. You can watch. I figure we take our new buddy here for a spin." He pointed at Hayner, and the poor blonde froze. "How you guys wanna do this: free for all or tag team?"
"I'm out of here," Naminé said. "I tagged along to get away from the sluts and the whores, but it looks like I just found another group of them." She made a pointed look between Riku and Sora and turned to leave.
"Hey, don't go!" Roxas said, chasing after her. "I'm not like the rest of them. I mean, it wasn't even a guy. It was a one-time thing and the girl wanted to try it out and I just went along with..." His voice disappeared into the hallway.
"Every time I try to start an orgy, it never works. Oh well, my record ain't gonna beat itself. Time to find some new girls...or maybe I should take a nap. I'm feeling kinda sleepy." His voice drifted off into the other exit.
Riku blinked at his good fortune; he didn't have to do a thing. The group fell apart on its own, but there was still one nasty thorn left...
"Guess it's just you and me now, huh?" Sora remarked, resting a hand on Riku's shoulder.
Riku slapped it away. "You're not even supposed to be here."
Sora massaged his hand. "Rough as ever still. Well, I'm here now and we can't leave anyways. Why not make the best of it? It'll just be like old times."
"You can forget it, and don't follow me anymore. I don't want to see you again."
"I figured you'd say that..." Sora suddenly wrapped an arm around Riku and jammed a hand down his ex-boyfriend's pants. He gave Riku's ass a good squeeze before being shoved off.
"The fuck you doing?"
"Just something to remember me by; in case you feel like seeing me again." Sora winked and ran away before Riku could retaliate.
"Goddamnit," Riku said, patting his back pocket. He could feel a sticky note on his butt. "Couldn't he give it to me like a normal person?"
Riku began to undo his belt to reach for the offending note.
"Whoa, hey, whoa!" Hayner shouted, having recovered from his catatonia. "There's no need for that. I was just pretending, okay?"
Riku was unsurprised by his rapid recovery—after all, if he had the presence of mind to wipe his dusty tracks and take a shower, he was clearly alert and clever, so what made him drop the act? "What are you talking about?"
"Look, I'll tell you everything you wanna know. Just don't—I'm still a virgin, man. I'm trying to save myself for this girl I like and—please don't rape me."
"I wasn't going to—okay, tell me everything you know." He might as well take advantage of this misunderstanding before clearing it up.
"They're taking the guests underground and putting them into tubes," Hayner explained nervously. "I don't know what they're doing to them, but all I know is that they never come out. It's weird and I've been hiding from them ever since!"
"Who's them?"
"The guys in the suits."
"What suits?"
"Like, you know, when there's a bad flu going around or something. Kinda like an astronaut."
"You mean a hazmat suit?"
"Yeah! That's it!" Hayner immediately turned quiet, and his eyes went to the floor. "They got her and I just ran away...but, I didn't know what else to do!"
First keyblades and now people in tubes. What else was next? Riku loosened up his belt and reached down his pants.
"Dude, I told you everything I know!" Hayner brought up his hands to ward off an imagined assault.
Riku ignored the blathering idiot and looked over the note that Sora had so lovingly slapped to his ass:
Your favorite spot
in the basement
Aside from the bad joke, did Sora know more than he let on? If there was an entrance to an underground area, it would probably be through the basement. Riku buckled his belt and grabbed Hayner.
"NOOOO!"
"Calm down, you idiot. I want you to show me where these tubes are. That's all."
Hayner opened his eyes cautiously. "Promise?"
"I promise."
"You better not be lying."
"I'm not."
"Okay, I'll do it, but only on one condition."
"What is it?"
"When we get there, will you let me go?"
Riku thought about it. "Yes."
"And one more thing."
"What now?"
"Just...stand in front of me. I don't want you behind me."
Riku rolled his eyes. "Okay, but how are you supposed the lead the way?"
"I'll just tell you!"
Riku let out a long sigh. This was going to be annoying. "Fine."
