A/N: Just a note, there will be a switch half-way through this chapter;
someone else's thoughts and actions (in their first person) are going to
become quite valuable soon! ;P Enjoy and R&R.
Three Years Later......
Man! That's the second time I've actually fallen asleep with my customer! Geeze, I gotta stop doing that! Fuck 'em then chuck 'em, that's our motto.... and I KEEP SCREWING UP!!!! I'm just so damn tired these days!
Good news is that I might be able to quit soon! I've gotten a lot of money from this business and it is tempting to stay but..... I figure I could at least get a decent job to try and clear my name a bit..... I'll be doin' overtime in Retraining when I finally die..... at this rate anyway!
Gotta get outta here..... I'll just grab my clothes, money...... okay, adios Peter! It was fun while it lasted...... NOT! Some people just shouldn't have sex..... I shuddered as I remembered the inhumanly hairy physique of my latest bedmate.
When I got to the bar, I noticed several offers for me were already on the hot sheet. Guess I'll be making a few more bucks tonight. I walked into the dressing room and winked at Blondie; I had to change out of my used clothing before I went on stage again. Fishing through an open drawer of stringy thongs and lacy tops of various sorts, I yanked on a shiny blue number and waltzed out through the beaded doorway.
Once again..... as I'd done for the past three years..... I took the stage and soaked up the exuding amounts of perverted applause and blatant approval before I slung my leg around a pole and began caressing its hard length, tearing several agonized moans from the liquor stained lips of several sexually frustrated men.
~~~~Vegeta~~~~
I saw the most gorgeous woman mount the stage with confidence nearly pulsating from her every pore. I just had to get away from Bulma..... that woman was driving me nuts; so, I stumbled upon this little hellhole and decided to stop in for a peek.
Again, the woman on stage was unbelievable! Her legs were long and ivory white, her hair was a bright, natural red-ish orange that fell down in layers to her waist, her bangs, that clung around her heart-shaped face, were bleached blond, and her painted red lips were an awesome contrast to her milky-white skin. But her eyes...... I think she had contacts in or something cuz they were an unnatural gold with a black slit as the pupil. Actually..... yeah, they had to be contacts..... I may not be an anatomy freak like Kakorott's kid but I know "unnatural" when I see it!
Hmm....... Her name was Pussy Cat...... I'd have to write that down and tell the Namek about her. He's been having a hard time with his harpy too...... What with that Kakorott around, she's been hanging around him like they're old friends again..... I told the Namek that she'd probably be a whole lot better off without him and he punched me in the fucking face! Nice way to show someone you appreciate their advice!
Maybe the Namek would like to see this woman! Maybe he'd even like to take her on; I hear they have a "hot sheet" of some sort where you can sign up for a specific woman and have her for the night for a high price. But I bet one night with this prize would give that man such a sexual boost that his bitch would be hanging all over him again.... not that I care about his stupid marriage or anything like that! Don't get your hopes up; I don't really give a damn!
I got up out of my seat and walked over to the desk where the "hot sheet" was resting. Grabbing up a pencil I rolled it between my thumb and index finger for a while, trying to come up with an embarrassing nickname for the Namek. Hey, I might as well get a bit of revenge in for the hit he gave me..... I mean, I'm helping him again after all I did before!
Sucking on my lower lip, inspiration hit and I scrawled out........ Gigolo P--Pussy Cat--$20,000! No way would that woman resist THIS price! And I know Piccolo has more than enough cash to cover what I set! Excellent! I'll have that Namek kissing my feet and paying for the plastic surgery for my nose in no time!
Whipping out my cell phone, I dialed up the old green bean and told him of his predestined plans.
Three Years Later......
Man! That's the second time I've actually fallen asleep with my customer! Geeze, I gotta stop doing that! Fuck 'em then chuck 'em, that's our motto.... and I KEEP SCREWING UP!!!! I'm just so damn tired these days!
Good news is that I might be able to quit soon! I've gotten a lot of money from this business and it is tempting to stay but..... I figure I could at least get a decent job to try and clear my name a bit..... I'll be doin' overtime in Retraining when I finally die..... at this rate anyway!
Gotta get outta here..... I'll just grab my clothes, money...... okay, adios Peter! It was fun while it lasted...... NOT! Some people just shouldn't have sex..... I shuddered as I remembered the inhumanly hairy physique of my latest bedmate.
When I got to the bar, I noticed several offers for me were already on the hot sheet. Guess I'll be making a few more bucks tonight. I walked into the dressing room and winked at Blondie; I had to change out of my used clothing before I went on stage again. Fishing through an open drawer of stringy thongs and lacy tops of various sorts, I yanked on a shiny blue number and waltzed out through the beaded doorway.
Once again..... as I'd done for the past three years..... I took the stage and soaked up the exuding amounts of perverted applause and blatant approval before I slung my leg around a pole and began caressing its hard length, tearing several agonized moans from the liquor stained lips of several sexually frustrated men.
~~~~Vegeta~~~~
I saw the most gorgeous woman mount the stage with confidence nearly pulsating from her every pore. I just had to get away from Bulma..... that woman was driving me nuts; so, I stumbled upon this little hellhole and decided to stop in for a peek.
Again, the woman on stage was unbelievable! Her legs were long and ivory white, her hair was a bright, natural red-ish orange that fell down in layers to her waist, her bangs, that clung around her heart-shaped face, were bleached blond, and her painted red lips were an awesome contrast to her milky-white skin. But her eyes...... I think she had contacts in or something cuz they were an unnatural gold with a black slit as the pupil. Actually..... yeah, they had to be contacts..... I may not be an anatomy freak like Kakorott's kid but I know "unnatural" when I see it!
Hmm....... Her name was Pussy Cat...... I'd have to write that down and tell the Namek about her. He's been having a hard time with his harpy too...... What with that Kakorott around, she's been hanging around him like they're old friends again..... I told the Namek that she'd probably be a whole lot better off without him and he punched me in the fucking face! Nice way to show someone you appreciate their advice!
Maybe the Namek would like to see this woman! Maybe he'd even like to take her on; I hear they have a "hot sheet" of some sort where you can sign up for a specific woman and have her for the night for a high price. But I bet one night with this prize would give that man such a sexual boost that his bitch would be hanging all over him again.... not that I care about his stupid marriage or anything like that! Don't get your hopes up; I don't really give a damn!
I got up out of my seat and walked over to the desk where the "hot sheet" was resting. Grabbing up a pencil I rolled it between my thumb and index finger for a while, trying to come up with an embarrassing nickname for the Namek. Hey, I might as well get a bit of revenge in for the hit he gave me..... I mean, I'm helping him again after all I did before!
Sucking on my lower lip, inspiration hit and I scrawled out........ Gigolo P--Pussy Cat--$20,000! No way would that woman resist THIS price! And I know Piccolo has more than enough cash to cover what I set! Excellent! I'll have that Namek kissing my feet and paying for the plastic surgery for my nose in no time!
Whipping out my cell phone, I dialed up the old green bean and told him of his predestined plans.
