Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly.

Freddie: (Hisses to Sam) Come on! Give me some!

Sam: (Mumbles) No! Get your own turkey leg.

Carly: (Sighs) Can you guys stop it? The show is about to start...

Me: (Clears Throat) Actually it started about twenty seconds ago.

Carly: Oh...(Waves To Camera) Hey everyone who's watching us right now!

Me: (Looks At Camera) Anyway, Hello People! And welcome to 'Time To Question iCarly'.

Studio Audience: (Applauds)

Me: So, we got a big show ahead of us before the next episode. Spencer is going to answer questions that that people sent in about me. So, send in those questions that you have for me! Please? Pretty please? Okay, onto the show. Now, if you looked closely you can see that Spencer and Ms. Benson are holding hands, and will soon be leaving for their date. But for now, Spencer must go down the street wearing a pineapple suit that Justin should give him once he leaves the studio, and do the mascara, while eating Fatcakes and offering to wash people's cars for a hundred bucks. And Ms. Benson must stay here and eat raw meat. Where do you guys come up with these ideas? They're great!

Spencer: (Gets up) They must not be great for Sam and Freddie. They have to go on dates, and make-out with each other. (Exits Studio)

Me: Anyway, a few weeks back, a girl named Alex took the time to message me a question. She really wanted to be on this show, so I decided to mention her and have Freddie answer her question for him.

Sam: Let me guess...Freddie, why are you such a nub?

Freddie: (Glares at Sam)

Me: No...

Freddie, have you ever liked any other girl besides Sam?

Freddie: Hmmm...yeah...Carly, and...there were a few other girls...

(Shocks)

Me: Yes! Finally! We haven't gotten anyone shocked in a while!

Freddie: I was telling the truth! Why did we ever sign up for this show?

Carly: I thought it would be great publicity for our web-show. iCarly.

Me: Plus, you all signed a wavier. So, I'm not accountable for an injuries you get during these episodes. But, we must move on. Would somebody please unstrap Ms. Benson and take her to the center of the stage.

(Some random guy unstraps Ms. Benson. Ms. Benson rushes to the center. Someone else hands her the raw meat. She begins chewing)

Me: Now, Ms. Benson. You don't have to eat the whole thing! You just have to eat it for about three minutes!

(Eats for about three minutes, and then drops it. And sits back down.)

Ms. Benson: That was disgusting! And not gluten free! Do you have an disinfectant for my mouth?

Me: No, now shut up!

(Ms. Benson is now silent)

Me: So, I promised you guys other things, and we'll get it. Bring out Reuben and Griffin!

(Reuben and Griffin come out, standing next to Sam. Justin finally shows up to unstrap Sam.)

Me: Okay, so each boy has about a minute to kiss Sam. You can go full out for that whole minute, or not risk being punched and kiss her for only three seconds.

Reuben! You're up!

(Reuben leans up to kiss Sam for about five seconds, and then backs away from Sam. Standing next to me)

Me: (To Reuben) How was it?

Reuben: It was like a cloud of pork sat down onto a bucket filled with cheese.

Me: Okay, then...I guess it was good. I think.

Griffin! Make all the girls of the world jealous of Sam!

(Griffin grins and leans forward for about a minute! Sam and Griffin are now in full make-out session)

Freddie: (Annoyed) Okay, it's been a minute now. They should stop...

Me: What are you, jealous? (Smiles)

Freddie: (Pouts) No...

Me: Okay...stop!

(Griffin and Sam pull away. Sam smiling widely)

Me: Oh! Griffin and Reuben can leave. GET OUT OF HERE! And now Sam must be strapped back, and we must unstrap Freddie and Gibby for their fight.

(Griffin and Reuben leave. Justin unstraps the boys, and are placed into the center of the stage. Freddie lightly taps Gibby on the shoulder, and Gibby taps Freddie's elbow)

Me: (Close up to camera) This isn't a very entertaining fight...

(Turns to Gibby) Gibby...if you actually fight Freddie, I'll let you take off your shirt.

(Gibby admittedly punches Freddie to his face. Causing Freddie to fall back in pain)

Gibby: (Takes off his shirt) YEAH! GIBBY!

Sam: I CAN'T GET OUT OF THESE STRAPS! (Turns to me) Help, please?

Me: (Shrugs) Why not? Justin!

(Justin unstraps Sam. Sam runs up to Gibby and jumps on him, beginning to attack)

Me: Okay, this seems like a good time to end the show. Next week, we'll get to see Spencer do his dare, and then he'll come back to ask whatever questions you sent me! So, please submit! Earliest submitters get into the show.

Until next time on...'Tempo de questionar iCarly!'

See mom! I told you I knew Portuguese! (Waves To Camera)

Since iOMG is coming out, I might as well update. So, I hope you've enjoyed this random chapter.

Peace Love Seddie