Hey! Melody Moonlight is reporting!
Kate: Yay!
*Silence*
… Oh man… Now, where's Robert?
Kate: Uhhhh… *laughs nervously*I don't know!
*someone knocks at the door*
Come in!
Mailman: *while entering* Hello, young ladies
Kate: I…. must go and… do something else! *runs away*
Okay? That was weird
Mailman: I hate to bother you; ma'am, but you put insufficient postage on your package
What package?
Mailman: This cat you're sending to Abu Dhabi *Shows Robert in a cage*
…
Mailman: … I´ve got to go *exits room*
…
Robert: *looks at Melody* You alright?
… KATE! *runs to find Kate*
Robert: No wait! Get me the hell outta here first!
*Silence*
Robert: … Oh man… Well, Melody doesn't own the sonic characters, they belong to Sega… Now what am I going to do? Ugh… Another long day… *gets him and the cage out of the room*
Knock. Knock.
"Rouge? Open the door, please"
Knock. Knock.
"Rouge! Please! It's me, Sonic!"
"What do you want?" said Rouge behind the door of her beautiful and big mansion. How did she get it? Probably she stole it. "I just want your help!" replied Sonic. "Mmmmm… No, not gonna open"
"WHAT? PLEASE!"
"No"
"I'll do whatever you want! Just open it!"
"Whatever I want?"
"Yes!"
"Mmmmmm… Admit it"
"… Huh?"
"Don't be a dimwit, Sonic. You know so damn well what I mean"
"…"
"Oh well, since you're not gonna talk I-"
"OKAY! OKAY! Why women have to be so manipulative? Okay… Here I go…"
"…"
"… I… maybe I… lo-lov-ve…"
"Yes?"
"A-amy. THERE! Happy?"
Rouge opened the door, wide eyed. She stared at Sonic like 5 minutes and then cracked out laughing. "Oh God! This is rich! Soooo rich! Hahahahaha!" "What are you talking about?" asked Sonic. Rouge just showed him a recorder.
"Surprised, blue?"
"…"
"Maybe I'll post it on facebook, and then upload it on youtube… It'll be just perfect"
"…Oh shit"
In the tree where Espio is sleeping…
"Espio?"
"Mmm…"
"Espio"
"Five more minutes…"
"ESPIO!"
"WHA-?"
POW!
"OUCH!" said Espio while rubbing his now hurt butt. He fell from a tree. And landed on his butt… Uhhhh… Do you get it? "What do you-? Crush?" said Espio to the young skunk. "Oh, it's you Espio! I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!" said Crush while helping Espio stand up. "Looking for me everywhere? Why?" asked Espio.
Crush was a little bit pink. Fortunately, her fur was so dark for Espio to see it. "I… was wondering if… maybe you and I… you know… could hang out today?" said Crush. Espio just stared at her. And Crush became nervous. "I mean, if you don't want to I could perfectly-" "I would love to" said Espio.
"-go and do shopping, 'cause you know I need to do shopping and-"
"Crush?"
"-go to the gym. Yes! The gym! I need to do some exercise so that I won't become fat, and also-"
"Crush"
"-go to the library and read some books, maybe buy some, is really boring stay in that house, and maybe I can travel around the town, to know better-"
"CRUSH!"
"Yes?" said an exhausted Crush. "I said I would love to" said Espio. Crush just stared at him. "W-what did you said? I think I didn't hear it well" said Crush while rubbing her ears. "I said I would love to go and hang out with you, Crush"
"Oh… Really?" "Great, Crush. Now he'll think you're such a stupid girl. Shut yourself up!" thought Crush.
"Yes. So, where would my friend like to go?" said Espio. "I… maybe we can go to Station Square S.C.. I would like to see it" said Crush. "So let's get going!" said Espio.
Crush just stared at him."You alright?" said Espio. "I… just can't believe that I've got already a friend…" said Crush.
"Crush?"
"…"
"Come on, let's go" said Espio while taking her hand. Crush blushed and walked along with Espio. Sure it was going to be a great day.
At Rouge's…
"So, what did you wanted to talk to me about?" said Rouge after her laughing session. "… Oh, yeah! Is just… I sorta wanted help…" said Sonic. "Help? The great Sonic the Hedgehog wants MY help?" asked Rouge while letting Sonic enter in her (stolen) mansion. "It's… 'bout Amy… I wanted to know-" "How to get her back? You came to the right place, True Blue!" said Rouge while sitting in her big purple couch.
"How did you know?" asked Sonic amazed. "Female intuition. Now take a sit" said Rouge. Sonic sat in a sofa in front of the couch. "Look, we girls like so many things in a guy…" started Rouge "He must be cool, strong, attractive-" "That's it? 'Cause I'm everything a girl could want!" smirked Sonic. "Shut up and let me talk. Where was I? Oh, yes. But not only that, dipwad. We also like the romance, the compliments, the fancy restaurant on a Friday night, those things the perfect guys do for the girls they love" said Rouge wisely.
Sonic just listened. Then, looked at the floor, thinking. Then said "And how the hell am I supposed to do ALL of that?" "Look, Sonic," said Rouge "You're supposed to make Amy feel special, if you want her back. Not do everything I say. If you really love her, you'll know what does she like, and you'll know what to do" Rouge paused and thought. Then said "But you can also do those things I told you, to make her feel more special, you see" And with that Rouge finished.
"…" Sonic sat there, speechless. "Sonic?" said Rouge.
"Yes?"
"Just go and make her feel special. And leave me alone, I was counting my jewels" said Rouge while standing up and pointing to the door. "…Okay. And… thanks, Rouge" said Sonic and then zoomed away.
Rouge just watched how Sonic ran away from her home. Waited 5 minutes and then jumped and shouted "CUPID SHOOTS, CUPID SCORES! OH, YEAH!" she calmed herself and then smiled. "I should do this more often. Now, to count my precious jewels!" And walked away.
At Amy's…
"Mmmmm…" said an almost woke-up pink girl. Amy opened her eyes, blinked twice and sat on her bed. She looked out of her window. "What a great day!" she said and got up from her bed. She made everything a girl does after waking up (A/N: Not what you all think, dimwits. You know, taking a bath, some breakfast, brushing teeth… All what we girls do after waking up!).
"What I'll do, today?" asked Amy to herself. "What about going out with me?" said a voice behind her. "WHAT THE-? EEEEK!" Shouted Amy while being lifted up. "Whoa! Who are you? Let me see you!" "Hey, Amy, calm down" said Silver while putting her down. "Silver? What are you doin-? No… Wait a minute… How the heck did you get in my house?" "Your replacement keys" said Silver while showing some keys. "Oh…" was all what Amy could say.
"Ummm… Sorry if I interrupted you in something. I just had to see you today" said Silver. "Don't worry. I wasn't going to do anything" said Amy while fixing her dress. "So, did you say something before I shouted like a mad hedgehog?" asked Amy. "Yes! I…" Silver thought of saying the 'go out with me' thing "But,then, I'll just scared her away. What if she doesn't likes me?" "Silver? You were going to say something" said Amy "Uhhhh… That I wanted to ask you if you wanted to hang out today" said Silver.
"Hey!" said Amy while snapping her fingers. "Huh?" said Silver, not understanding at all. "That's a great idea! I think I'll hang out today with you, Silver!" said Amy, cheerfully. "OH, YEAH!" shouted Silver. Then realizing what he shouted sounded like victory, he calmed himself and said "Okay, then! Where would you like to go?" asked Silver.
"Mmmmm…" Amy was thinking "What if we go to the park? I always go on Fridays to the park" said Amy. "Okay! Then let's go!" said Silver while making his way to the door "Silver! Wait!"
"Huh?"
"Two things. 1.- give my keys back"
"Okay" Silver handed the keys
"And 2.- How are we getting there?" asked Amy.
"…" Silver thought "Don't worry about it. Just hang on tight, okay?"
"Wha-?" Amy even hadn't time to ask, because Silver lifted her, you know, bridal style.
"Silver!" shouted Amy.
"We'll get there flying!" said Silver. He exited the house with Amy in his arms and started floating. "Whoa!" said Amy scared. "Don't worry, I won't let you fall" whispered Silver in her ear. And Amy felt like blushing madly.
At Tails' workshop…
SLAM!
"Geek!" called Knuckles to Tails. "I told you a million of times to not call me like that, knucklehead" said Tails, while walking out of the workshop/garage/whatever you want it to be. "I've got a date and a big dilemma, Tails" said Knuckles while showing three bottles to Tails.
"…What's this?" asked a very confused Tails.
"These are my best colognes" explained Knuckles. Tails took a look at all of them.
"I want to smell good for my date with this girl…"
"Is the Frog-woman or the crocodile-girl?"
"Shut up and listen. What cologne should I use?"
"'Midnight mama's boy'?" Tails took a look at the other bottle. "'Polyester Passion'?"
"How about 'Eau du slide rule'?" asked Knuckles
"…Knuckles?"
"Yes?"
"Why don't just call Cream and roll in something with Cheese?"
"…Tails?"
"Yes?"
"You're a GENIUS!" said Knuckles while taking the phone.
"… Oh my freaking gosh… This is going to be such a long day…" said Tails while going back to his workshop/garage/whatever you want it to be.
YO, GUYS! So yeah! I'm back! More cool than anything, BABE! Thanks for the reviews and I wanted to ask you… Do you have an OCC with a crush on Blaze? Don't wanna let the girl down on this story… And I don't want to put Robert in here, neither. And if you want your OCC to be here just let me know, 'kay? That's all. So stay tuned! See you soon!
