Zex: Because Ultra was in savage mode.

Your fury...is no match against 21 Savage Ultra. Speak to him. F*CKING DO IT! FIGHT ME!

Benoni: You'll see why there's a reason why he has a legendary.

It would make sense.

I'M NOT MAD! Michael is angry


Last time...

"Fuuuuuuuuuu-Sioooooooon! HAAAAA!"

"SHUT YO LOLICON LOVIN ASS UP! GOD DAMN PETOFILE FAPPIN ASS BITCH! FIGHT ME!"

"This wasn't part of the last chapter…I mean it was but...not quoted"


Now to be continued

"Alright, now fight me gym lea-" Before I could finish I saw an exact copy of the last guy we saw. I sighed at this and looked at Ultra, who shrugged. "HEY BEOTCH! FIGHT US!"

"Hmmm...you aren't very patient are you?" He asked. Me and Ultra shook our heads.

"Fine...prepare yourselves."

The man dropped his tea and stood opposite of us. He grabbed a moeball and through it into the air. A Pidgeotto very similar to Ariel came out, with the only difference in their appearance being that this one looked to be a bit more chunky.

"I go first," I told Ultra.

"What!? But that's not fair! You got to go last round!" Ultra yelled at me.

"No, you wanted to fuse. So it's on you. So now it's my turn." I told him. He gave an 'Awww' for a bit, but then almost immediately didn't care because he fell asleep in Iris lap. I rolled my eyes and thought about who I should pick. I guess the best option...would be Aqua. But she isn't the best fighter...ehhh, what the heck! I turned around, letting Aqua out behind me. I kneeled down. "Hey Aqua, I need your help."

Aqua looked behind me, but then jumped up in fear and hid behind me. I sighed.

"I-im scarred…" Aqua said, staring at the Pidgeotto. I gave a light chuckle.

"Eye, don't be that way. You have the level advantage, as well as stat advantage." I said. Honestly, the only reason I caught her was too have her recover. Aqua slowly and shakily walked towards the field. "Okay Aqua, let's do this!"

Battle 1-BEGIN

"Aqua use Ice-Fang!" I yelled. Aqua ran forward and bit the Pidgeotto in the shoulder, which made Ice appear. The Pidgeotto put her hands out and pushed Aqua away with a Gust attack.

"Quick-Attack!" The trainer ordered.

"Aqua-Jet!" I ordered to counter his. Aqua outsped and powered the enemy Pidgeotto, so obviously, she was overpowered and knocked away. "Finish it with Slash!"

Aqua ran forward, claws in her hands being extended, and cut into the Pidgeottos face. Blood came out of the cut's as she hit the ground. That was ea-

Battle End

"Ngh!" I grunted. I fell to the ground clenching my ringing head. I could smell the blood even from all the way over here...it wasn't even that much. I held my stomach in pain as my back started to burn.

"I see. So that's the dark aura...interesting." The trainer said. I flipped him off as Aqua walked up to me.

"M-master...are you o-okay?" Aqua said. I got up slowly, ignoring the pain.

"Yeah...I-i'm fine..." I responded to Aqua. Aqua started turning red and was playing with her fingers.

"S-so did I...d-did I do good master…?" Aqua asked me. My pain went away as I started laughing. I got to my feet and started petting her head.

"Of course sweetie," I said. She started to turn into an even darker shade of red now...why?

"Mmmmm...c-could you...ummm...play with me later then…?" Aqua asked quietly. I smiled as I petted her hair.

"Sure. But for right now I need to take a nap, *yawn* alright Ultra your up. He isn't that tough." I said. Iris shook Ultra until he got up, and they walked to the stage. I laid in a chair, leaned back, and fell asleep as they were about to start.

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"Yes?"

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"C-could I sleep on your lap?"

"Of course."


About 5-10 minutes later…

After Ultra beat the trainer me and Aqua woke up from our awesome nap and went to the next room.

"Yo, what's up dude and or dudette, let's get this party started!" Michael yelled.

"Yeah! Yeah!" Ultra agreed. Across from us was...Sabrina! The HeartGold and SoulSilver version.

"Wait we have a gym leader who is not only alive, but she's in perfectly good health and is at the gym!?" I asked shocked. Sabrina didn't even open an eye as she sighed and shook her head. Well, that was the reaction I was expecting. "Ayyyy, don't dis me yet! You haven't even heard any of my way past cool lines! I'm like 90's Sonic but cooler!"

"Your annoying and need to be dealt with," Sabrina said, standing up. I gave a confused look. Ultra was equally confused, but that's just how Ultra rolls.

"Eyyy, that blow's almost as low as Benoni...no homo. God that didn't seem nearly as bad in my head." I said. Meh. "Oh, what am I saying, he's done worse than that...errr, will. White Rondo is in the future...Gah! I hate time!"

Battle begin!

"Silence, go Kadabra," Sabrina ordered. Out of the ball came out a fox-looking man. He was very skinny, with very pale skin and a brown jacket, with yellow boxers on that had three pink lines. He had a yellow fluffy tail and a small mustache.

"Alright then, good thing I trained! Go, Faris!" I commanded. Faris came out, shaking herself and stretching.

"Okay, let's fight!" She exclaimed. She's been more...cheery then when I originally got her. Not that it isn't a good thing, it actually really is, but still, it's curious on how much she changed. Maybe I should talk to Benoni after this...or I can pretend this thought never occurred!

"Use Tackle!" I command. Faris ran forward, but the Kadabra side-stepped and threw a fist into Faris stomach, firing a multi-colored beam. This made Farris start bouncing and knock her out. I returned her to her ball. "Hey uh, I only have three badges."

"Then it's a good thing this isn't a gym battle. Psybeam again!" Sabrina yelled. I gave a confused look, but then Kadabra blasted me and sent me flying. Iris and Ultra got up noticing I was being attacked. Sabrina snapped her fingers and a glass wall popped up. "I'll deal with you lat-"

Before she could finish a lightning bolt was sent towards Sabrina, which Kadabra ran in front of and intercepted, taking the attack head on. He gave a grunt as he fell to a knee, before getting up. He then had his lower body frozen, followed up by a gust of wind which blew him back. A stream of water, headbutted him in the chest, knocking him out before heading towards me. All of my moemon were out, and Elizabeth was holding me up. I cockily smirked as she growled.

"Sorry...but I die-hard," I told her. She grabbed three more moemon and chucked them into the air. A female Drowzee, an older version of her last moemon, and another female moemon appeared. Wait...all of her moemon are girls...does that mean…? No...she's a lesbian! Note to self, go tell that to my cousin. In his opinion, she's the hottest gym leader there is...hmmm, hey SMDBZX, can I burn his-

Dodge.

Before I could respond I was pushed out of the way of a Psybeam. Elizabeth pushed me out of the way. My moemon charged at her own. I pulled out my moedex to scan the last two moemon.

Name: Alakazam

Species: Alakazam

National Number: 66

Height: 4'11 (average)

Weight: 105.8

Weak against: Bug, Gho, Dar

Ability: Inner Focus, Synchronized, Magic Guard

Stats: 55, 50, 45, 135, 90, 120

LV: 16+

Info: Alakazam are the only male, yet they can somehow find ways to reproduce. However, they refuse to do it under any human care or observation. Aside from being the only moemon species with a stat total over 500 and still flat, they have an IQ of OVER 9000!

"WHAT! 9000! There's no way-" Before I could finish Elizabeth was sent flying past me into the wall. I saw that all of the moemon in the room were knocked out except for the unknown moemon and Charla, who had outrage and blaze activated.

This woman had blue fox ears with a weird looking blue tail. She had a dark black color (that sounds a lot more racist than it actually is in my head plz don't take offense), with a yellow hooded vest and blue shorts, as well as some weird black rings around her shoulders. I opened up my moedex, not quite sure what this is. As far as I can tell, the only black pokemon is jy-oh god that's racist...again. DAMN IT!

Name: Lucario

Species: Lucario

National Number: 450

Height: 3'11 (average)

Weight: 119

Weak against: Fir, Fig, Gro

Ability: Inner Focus, Steadfast, Justified

Stats: 70, 110, 70, 115, 70, 90

Info: Lucario are skilled fighters with a skilled aura. They can sense your feelings, and if they are trained well enough, they can detect moves before they are used. However, this won't work with multiple targets at once.

"Hmmm, seems tough," I said. I ran over and fell back, resting in the now passed out Elizabeth's breast, "But that's fine because I have WATERMELAWNS to keep me safe."

PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE OVER-USED MEME TO END

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*Beep*

"Hmmm, seems tough," I said. I pulled out a thing of ?, "but that's okay because I have OXICLEAN STAIN REMOVER! GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!"

"Huh?" Sabrina and the Lucario asked. I ran up and dumped a whole thing of OXICLEAN STAIN REMOVER on the Lucario's head. Her first turned a bright glowing white and punched me into a wall. Next, she grabbed me by the throat and slammed me against the wall, making me start to choke. "Finish him off, snap his neck only right before he died from suffocation!"

I grabbed her hand wrist trying to free myself, but I couldn't. Iris was punching the glass, trying to get free, but couldn't even with the Z-power boost Ultra gave her it wasn't going to work. I tried kicking, but my vision was starting to blur and fade away. I closed my eyes as I started to pas out. I could hear my heart.

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3rd POV

The Lucario charged an Aura Sphere in her hand and was about to shove it into Michael's face. Ultra was in his Super Swaggy 4, and even with a Times 10 Swaggy Swaggy HA, he couldn't break the barrier. Neither could Ultra. Everything slowed down, as an illusion of Michael zoomed out and faded, followed by him opening blood red eyes.

"LET GO!" He yelled in a strange demonic like voice (if you've heard the English voice for Hollow Ichigo, imagine that), and the Lucario was pushed back. Michael fell to a hand and knee, as a purple aura surrounded him. A red pentagram appeared under him as chains pulled him down, and the Japanese "Death" symbol glowed purple. Suddenly the chains broke, and the symbol turned red. Steam started coming off his body as veins popped open on his body and started gushing blood out. The blood formed a pool of blood before they stopped and began to boil. Bubbles popped up and slowly rose into the air, before popping and the blood fell down. The blood started raising into the air and was forming into a sphere around him. As soon as the sphere formed blood started to fill the floor of the room, exciting the sphere. David appeared out of a teleported and saw what was happening. He ran forward and tried punching inside, but a fist made out of blood punched David, hardening almost instantaneously as it knocked him into the opposite side of the room. All of Michael's moemon were covered in blood spheres as well, except theirs was see-through and Michaels was not. Now all of the blood in the room started to bubble as it started rising.

"Damn it! Grrrrrah!" Ultra yelled, he finally broke the glass with the help of Iris punching the same spot. Ultra ran forward and tried to tackle the bubble, but a stream came out of the floor and knocked him onto one of the supports on the roof, somehow knocking him out. Holden had finally came into the room and saw what was happening.

"I know when I'm helpful, and this is not one of those moments. Bye-Bye near-death situation." Holden said, but arm's of blood came out and dropped him under the pool, which was now 3ft deep.


Elsewhere

"Ahhhh, now to find that little shit," Veronica said. Her phone rang. "Yo? U-hu. Mhm. Where? Oh...oh crap. Right, I'll take care of it...but bring some forces into town. Cya…*hang up* lesbian slut."


Next time on Part Three…

"GRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAH! HA! HA! HA! DIE!"

? used Outrage

? ability activates, ?! POWER INCREASED!

"Oh...oh sh*t."