Chapter 12: The Good, The Bad, And The Flock Of Pidgeot
Blaineley woke up at 7 a.m. at dawn. She thought to herself, "Well, it's another day. I
hope nothing crazy happens today." Then, she removed the curtains from the suite
window. Noah yelled, "Ouch! That sunlight is really bright, Blaineley!" She apologized,
"Sorry about that, my smart Noah. I thought you were awake." Next, Noah noticed
something outside. He shouted, "Wow! Look at this!" Blaineley looked out the window.
She cheered, "The sea is so blue and the sun's making the water look shiny!" Noah told
her, "Let's eat breakfast. That makes things ten times better." Noah ordered room service.
Then, someone knocked on their door. It was Duncan. The punk shouted, "Room
service? I call it Duncan's Food Stealing Service. Here you go." Noah took the amazing-
looking breakfast from Duncan. The punk asked, "Can I join you guys?" Blaineley
replied, "Whatever." Suddenly, someone else knocked on their door. Noah opened it.
Owen yelled, "Hi, Noah! Great Tacos! That food smells amazing!" Noah asked, "Do you
want to come in?" Owen said, "Okay. The waffles are mine!" When he saw Blaineley, he
blushed. Owen shouted, "Great Bacon and Eggs! Noah, you're dating a really hot chick!"
He replied, "I know. Wait, how do you know we're dating?" Owen explained, "On my
way here, I ran into Geoff. He told me everything." Noah told him, "Owen, don't listen to
skaters who are scared of hail." Owen exclaimed, "Geoff also said that Courtney hates
you all." Duncan used one of Cody's teleport gadgets to transport Owen. Blaineley asked,
"Why did you do that?" Duncan explained, "I needed to get rid of Mr. I Can't Keep A
Secret." Noah asked, "Do you have some news for us?" Duncan replied, "Yes, I do. It's
good and bad at the same time." Blaineley told him, "Don't tell me it's Alejandro."
Duncan told her, "Unfortunately, you're correct." Noah commented, "I hate Alejandro.
He's nothing but evil." Duncan told them, "Let's leave now. Everyone's waiting in the
lobby." As they were about to leave, a hotel employee came in. She told them, "Here's
the bill for your stay." Noah screamed, "What? That's a lot! Can we pay that?" Duncan
told him, "We can't, but Gary Oak will." Then, they left the hotel. Meanwhile, Gary Oak
was in the lobby." He yelled, "Whoever took my wallet will pay!" Suddenly, the girl
from earlier said, "Mr. Oak, here's your bill." He screamed, "No way! 987,654,321
dollars?" Then, he saw Courtney in the lobby. He yelled, "She'll pay it! She's from Total
Drama! Bye!" The bossy girl heard the whole thing, and she chased after him. When she
got outside, a flock of Pidgeot unleashed a giant storm of bird poop on her. Gary told her,
"Ha ha! You fell for my Pidgeot bird poop attack!" Meanwhile, Noah and his friends
were back at the studio. Harold announced, "There's an aftermath today, guys!" Duncan
told him, "We know that already." After everyone went inside, they went to their rooms.
Minako ran into Bridgette again. The surfer yelled, "Sorry about that, Minako! I don't
want to see Alejandro today!" Minako told her, "Okay. Switch clothes with me again."
They went in a closet to change. When Bridgette came out, she looked like Minako. She
yelled, "This outfit feels great! Thank you!" Minako told her, "Keep it. I have another
one in my closet. If I was wearing that, we would be matching!" Bridgette laughed, "We
would be like Katie and Sadie." Blaineley was getting ready for the aftermath. She picked
out a blue dress, red shoes, a pink bow. Also, she had on some lipstick. Then, Noah came
in. "I have a surprise for you, Blaineley!" he shouted. Next, an expensive-looking line of
dresses came in. Also, new shoes came in. Blaineley was stunned. She cheered, "Oh my
gosh, Noah!" These dresses won't be in stores until next year! These shoes are only sold
in France! How did you know what I like?" Noah explained, "I texted Heather and
Lindsay. Heather sent the shoes from France, and Lindsay bought the dresses." Blaineley
gave him a kiss on the lips after that. She remembered something. "Here, Noah. You'll
like this." It was the 12th Harry Potter Book. Noah told her, "Wow! This book completes
my collection!" Blaineley explained, "Harold gave it to me. He wanted you to have it."
Then, the aftermath bell rang. Noah told her, "I'll see you at the aftermath, Blaineley."
She replied, "We'll go to my house afterwards." Noah blew a kiss to her, and walked off.
As he went down the hallway, he ran into Minako. He said, "Minako, the aftermath show
is starting. We should be there." However, as he looked at her eyes, he was shocked.
Noah asked, "Bridgette, is that you?" Bridgette replied, "Yes, it's me. The thing is, I
don't want to see Alejandro." Noah explained, "Bridgette, you won't solve your
problems by running away. You should take him on." She told him, "Wow, Noah. You
always know what to say." Noah told her, "That's how I made Steven angry." Bridgette
gasped, "You took on that mean kid, too?" He replied, "Well, Blaineley did. She taught
him a lesson that he won't forget." Suddenly, Minako came out of nowhere. She was
wearing her other Sailor Venus outfit. She yelled, "Now, we match! From this point on,
we can be Best Blonde Friends For Life!" Then, the trio went to the studio. After
everyone arrived, the show started. Geoff shouted, "Welcome to another aftermath! We
have three guests today! Since Owen didn't cause much drama, we'll skip him. Trent
didn't do much, either. We'll skip him, too. Finally, here's the evil guy, Alejandro!"
When Alejandro came out, Izzy threw cookies at him. Geoff ignored her and said, "Hey
there, dude. How does it feel to lose?" Alejandro replied, "Heather's an evil witch. Gwen
hates me. Cody thinks I'm a jerk. DJ's too nice to people. Ezekiel really scares me."
Geoff told him, "2nd question! Who do you hate the most here?" Alejandro commented,
"I hate Noah. He exposed my evil ways!" Noah inserted, "Wow. You hate me for
something you did? That's low, Al." Alejandro yelled, "Never call me Al ever again!"
Izzy shouted, "Hey, audience people! What rhymes with pal?" Blaineley told her, "Your
answer is Al!" Geoff announced, "3rd question! Who would you date? Why would you
date them?" Alejandro looked at Blaineley. He yelled, "I would date Blaineley. She
might like evil guys." Noah shouted, "Keep your hands away from my woman!"
Alejandro asked, "What are you going to do about it?" The laxative cupcakes from last
time were hurting Blaineley's stomach. Courtney came out and said, "Nothing! That's
what!" Geoff asked, "Courtney, why are you covered in bird poop?" She ignored him and
yelled, "Geoff, let's beat up Noah!" Sierra shouted, "Yeah!" Alejandro yelled, "The
shrimp will lose against us!" Before they could strike, Blaineley unleashed a giant fart
cloud. Courtney yelled, "We can't see!" Noah and Duncan could see perfectly. They
punched the four evil idiots in their faces! After the fart cloud was gone, Harold tied up
the evil group. He commented, "The rope is good for tying up animals whose voices
sound like a walrus!" The funny thing is, he was looking at Courtney when he was
talking. Duncan told the audience, "The show's over! Go watch Owen eat 42 muffins!"
After everyone left, Minako and Bridgette stayed behind. Minako told her, "That was
crazy! I've never seen anything funnier than you guys!" Bridgette smiled, "I'm glad you
liked the show." Minako pressed her lips against Bridgette's. The surfer girl was shocked.
"Why did you kiss me?" Minako explained, "I have an idea." At that moment, she
received a text. She cheered, "Yes! Justin's taking me out on a picnic date!" Ami came in
and announced, "I got a text from Ezekiel! He just agreed to be my boyfriend!" Bridgette
received a text from Cody. He wrote, "A girl named Sailor Moon saw me win the last
challenge! She thinks I'm cute." However, the next text that Bridgette received wasn't
good news. Harold wrote, "Izzy dumped me for Owen. I'm sad." Bridgette went to see
Harold. He was in his room crying. Bridgette opened the door. Harold said, "Hi,
Bridgette. I feel so alone now." Bridgette told him, "You have friends. You aren't alone."
Harold explained to her, "In high school, I always got rejected by girls. They don't want
me." Bridgette yelled, "Don't say that about yourself! The girls who rejected and dumped
you are idiots! They don't know how cool you are." Harold asked, "Do you really think
so? You really think there's love for me?" Bridgette had an idea. "I'll be right back," she
told him. When she came back, Harold had to close his eyes. When he opened them, he
saw Sailor Jupiter. She pressed her lips against his. Harold yelled, "Thank you, Sailor
Jupiter!" She replied, "You can call me Makoto." Bridgette left the room. Meanwhile,
Trent was buying roses. Zatch was with him. Zatch asked him, "When will we get
burgers, Trent?" He answered, "Later." Kiyo and Rei were reading the spell book. Rei
asked, "What does Zaker do, anyway?" Kiyo explained, "Zaker shoots out lighting." The
moment he said Zaker, Zatch shot out lightning at Trent's roses. Noah and Blaineley
were at her house. They were eating brownies. Noah told her, "These are the best
brownies, Blaineley!" She smiled, "I'm glad you like them, Noah." Then, they kissed.
Noah shouted, "We have a day off next week. I decided to move our wedding to the week
after that." Blaineley cheered, "Thank you, Noah! You're the best boyfriend ever!" He
replied, "You're the coolest girlfriend ever. Listen, there's a place called the Temporal
Tower. It's an amazing restaurant." Blaineley replied, "I've heard of it. They have a spa.
Plus, they also have a gift shop! I'll go with you, Noah." He cheered, "Yes! You won't
regret this date, Blaineley! We can go to the beach, too!" They looked into each other's
eyes and smiled. Then, Noah ordered pizza from a restaurant called Green Hill Zone.
Meanwhile, Alejandro was outside. He heard their whole conversation. Alejandro
thought to himself, "This will be their last date. Courtney's group will help me with this!
This plan shall be known as: Final Romance or Final Fury!" As he was laughing evilly, a
large flock of Pidgeot were overhead. They unleashed an avalanche of bird poop on him.
Alejandro yelled, "Why doesn't that stupid flock of Pidgeot find someone else to poop
on? Either they're unleashing bad karma on me, or they like to annoy people!" However,
that wasn't a random flock of Pidgeot. Shane was hiding behind bushes. He thought to
himself, "That Gary Oak guy was right! The bird poop attack really works! It's also
funny how Courtney suffered the same fate as Alejandro today!" Then, the Pidgeot flock
was behind Shane. He put all 493 of them back in their Pokeballs. Next, Alejandro heard
something coming from the bushes. When he went to check, Shane had vanished.
