Sonic is Ross and Sally is Rachel Chapter 12: Vector is a Pizza man and Sally gets... drunk!?

Big (Who is Chandler) walked into the coffee shop like it was any other normal day. The couches were empty except the middle one which had...

Sonic (who is ROSSS) sitting there sipping some hot chocolate instead of coffee like a real man. Big (WHO IS chandler0 giggled as he went over to the counter. " I woooood like some coffee plz." he said.

Gunther (who IS TAILS) bitterly gave him a cup before walking out the back door. He wasn't seen for the rest of the day.

After getting his coffee Chandler (Who is BIG!) dropped down on the middle couch where Sonic 9Who is Ross) was sitting. But him doing that made the couch lean over to BIg (WHO IS CHANDLER!111!) side making Ross (WHO IS SOnic000 spill his hot chocolate all over big 9whoischandler0.

"OOOOOOOUUUUUCh...that stinged but I got over it rather quickly hence the difference in my speaking tone by the end, but ow!" said Chandler (Who is Big). "Well it wasn't my fault! You should have sat down much slower to prevent such incidents". said Sonic (who is Ross). "I will in the future". Said Chandler (Who is Big) The Knuckles (who is the audience) politely clapped over the now solved situation.

For awhile Chandler (ho s ig) and Ross 9Who IS SONic) sat queitly drinking their drinks. Well in Sonic (who is ross) case he sipped at his cup even though there was nothing inside. Suddenly Sally (who is Rachel) waltzed in like she owned the place and the slapped the table that was in front of Big (Who is ChAndler) and Sonic (WHO IS ross) HARD making it break.

the table made one of those slicing noises you'd hear in a samurai movie before combusting into nothing, which did not even closely mimic the samurai noise creating a rather confusing effect. "HOW DAAAAAAARRRRRE YOU!" Said Rachel (Who is Sally) "Uh how dare I what exactly?" Asked Big (Who is Chandler) "no no nooooo not you" she turned and pointed her finger and stuttered framed by frame in movement (similar to a cheap A-1 picture anime) turning her whole body 360 degrees 3 times for no reason actually...and faced ROSS! (Who is sonic)

"How dare I? How dare I!? HOW DARE I!?/!/1/1/1/?!" Shouted Sonic (Who is ROSS) standing from his seat. "How dare I what?" He said camly sitting back down.

Sally (Wis rachel) puffed out "Don't pretend not to know ROSS (shoissonic)! DO. NOT. PRETEND NOT TO KNOW!" She yeilded so loud that Big (who is Chandler)'s coffee cup cracked a little.

"Um excuse me miss but could you please quite down. Some of us are just trying to enjoy our coffee here." Said a random person sitting by the now cracked window of the coffee shop.

SHE DIRECTLY STARRED AT THE MAN AND HE WAS ERASED FROM EXISTENCE...I mean what happened again? "YOU. YOU HAD TO GO and PLAY AROUND. ALL BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING!". Said Rachel (who is SALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY) "I uh really don't know what your talking about...was that hot coffee cup always sitting there I feel like someone was sitting there earlier...?". Said Sonic (Who is ross). "DON' DUMB!". Said an angered Sally (WHO IS...rachel). "I-I'm not like what are you even going on about?! Asked Sonic (W H O i ).

Just then Joey (Who is Vector) walked in and patted Sonic (Who is Ross) on the back. "Good going last night Ross (Who i Sonic)! I knew you had it in you." Said Joey (Who is Vector).

"What in the world are you talking about!?" Sonic ( Wh S) yelled.

"Your 'date' from last night." Vector (WHOISJOEY) siad.

"Joey (who is Vector) I didn't have a date last night. I was with my son Ben (WHO is eggman) last night.)" Ross 9hos is Snic) siad.

"LIES!" Rachel (who iS SALLYYYYY) hisssssssssssssed at SNIC (WHO IS ROSS) "ALLLLLLLLL LIESSSSSSSS!.

Vector (who is JOey then looked at Rachel (who is saly) and then said "How you doin'?"

Sally (Who is Rachel) then grabbed Joey (Who is Vector) by the arm and threw him out of the window. "MY CAKE!" some other random person outside yelled in horror.

Knuckles (Who is the audience) laughed.

Suddenly someone walked through the door "OH HEY SONIC (Who is Ross) I understand why you didn't decide to go for that kiss the other night. After all it was just a break". Chloe (who is Bunnie) grabs her coffee and walks out the door. Chandler (Who is Big) Smirked. And Ross (Who is Sonic) looked down at his coffee in embarassment. Rachel (WHo is sally) starred off into space not sure as to what to say. EGGMAN (Who is Ben) ran up to everyone and kicked everyone in the shin "Damn it!" he yelled running off again. "NOOOO! Don't say that!" Said Shadow (who is Phoebe) Chasing after him

As the two left distant laughing could be heard:

"Eh heh heh Hehehehehehehehehehhehe heh ehhhhhhhhhhhh"

TO BE CONTINUED...