Hate to Love You

I hate you because you are on the Aliens American team.

I hate you because you worry about Panther.

I hate you because you are famous for your Shuttle Pass.

I hate you because you always try to get out of eating Panther's grandmother's oatmeal.

I hate you because you lose the ball to Sena.

I hate you because you were stuck in Japan for a week.

I hate you because you tend to rip off your shirt when a cute girl passes by.

I hate you because you are a quarterback.

I hate you because our first date was on your motorcycle.

But most of all…

I hate you because I love you, Homer.