Hate to Love You
I hate you because you are on the Aliens American team.
I hate you because you worry about Panther.
I hate you because you are famous for your Shuttle Pass.
I hate you because you always try to get out of eating Panther's grandmother's oatmeal.
I hate you because you lose the ball to Sena.
I hate you because you were stuck in Japan for a week.
I hate you because you tend to rip off your shirt when a cute girl passes by.
I hate you because you are a quarterback.
I hate you because our first date was on your motorcycle.
But most of all…
I hate you because I love you, Homer.
