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What is Hakkai REALLY thinking…?

When the amount of yaoi fanfics with Hakkai in it increases?

SAYS: Ahahaha um… Help?

THINKS: I'll say! Help for you sickos out there! I'm straight! I'm not gay! Especially with GOJYO!!! EWW!!! He makes me SICK!!! How can you pair ME up with Gojyo?!?! Or even worse, SANZO!!! I think I'm gonna be sick… I mean, I know I sometimes act sissy but that doesn't mean I'm gay! Just because I can cook and drink more tea than the average guy doesn't mean I'm a sissy! This is discrimination! I mean, I got nothing against yaoi… It's yaoi with ME that I have stuff against! How am I supposed to get Yaone now if rumours of me f$#$#$# or being f#$#$# by Gojyo or Sanzo are EVERYWHERE??? Btw that's not true!!! Ahhh!!! My Yaone! Just because I went on that ONE gay porn website does not make me gay! I mean, some of the guys on there look like chicks! Ok I think I'll shut up now before I say anymore embarrassing stuff… Like that time I rented a gay porn movie… Dammit!

Hehehe I know… Very spastic of Hakkai… Btw I'm actually not against yaoi… So ya… I don't hate yaoi but I think Hakkai would so here you go… Hehehe review and if you got any suggestions... Please don't hesitate to well... suggest! Haha!