Enzo Amore - I GOT THE GOLD, THE GLORY, AND THE GIRLS!
Neville - So by girls, you mean hookers?
Enzo Amore - Pft, hater, I do what TJP does when I got a hater.
TJP - DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Enzo Amore - *Dab*
Neville - GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOW I GOTTA KILL JAKE PAUL.
Paul Heyman posted a photo
Paul Heyman - THIS IS THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
Brock Lesnar likes this.
Finn Balor - This is the laziest world champion of all time.
Kevin Owens and 50 others like this.
Sami Zayn - This is the most useless world champion of all time.
Shinsuke Nakamura and 62 others like this.
Brock Lesnar - You wanna fight?
Asuka - I do, and put the title on the line.
Brock Lesnar - Sure, Paul, back me up here.
Paul Heyman - HHINOANOYPYBO PA YOGYOYOWQYOETYOHUg ubps gyug yqewg asuodpg upoqegupo fqwguofguqwgu;qegusafsdbkjvb
Brock Lesnar - …
Asuka - My place, 10 p.m. be there or be square.
Brock Lesnar - PAULLLL...
Vince McMahon - Asuka, you fucked up.
Dean Ambrose - More like the other way around.
Asuka posted a photo
Asuka - NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION AND NEW FEMALE WORLD CHAMPION.
The whole fucking universe including aliens like this.
Vince McMahon - HOW'D SHE WIN?
Shinsuke Nakamura - All she did was grab his arm and he tapped out.
Vince McMahon - REALLY?!
Asuka - Yes.
Vince McMahon - DOESN'T COUNT, BROCK IS STILL CHAMPION.
9,000,000,000,000 dislike this.
Vince McCockFace - I'm not what I'm not more concerned about, the fact that a lot of people hate this or apparently aliens also hate this.
Asuka - I discovered aliens...BITCH.
Shinsuke Nakamura - Well, after the promo with Jinder, I'm gonna beat the living piss out of him.
Jinder Mahal - I DID IT FOR HEAT.
Hideo Itami - You didn't need to be a racist fuccboi.
Jinder Mahal - Christ, I did it for heat!
Drew McIntyre - In all fairness, at least he isn't legit racist.
Jinder Mahal - THANK YOU.
Hideo Itami - Hey Asuka, you wanna win another title?
Jinder Mahal - OH GOD NO!
Asuka posted a photo.
Asuka - TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION AND I HAVEN'T MADE IT ONTO THE MAIN ROSTER YET.
The Miz - Yeah, because the author loves you.
Enzo Amore - Hee hee, he's right.
Asuka - TIME TO WIN MORE TITLES!
Enzo Amore - Oh no.
Asuka has posted a photo
Asuka - It's official, I've won every male singles title on Raw, and I haven't even debuted yet.
Enzo Amore - DID YOU HAVE TO KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN?
Asuka - Yes.
Enzo Amore - DAMMIT I POSSIBLY LOST MY FERTILITY TO YOU.
Shinsuke Nakamura - Confirmed, Asuka is the one on top.
Kassius Ohno - Yup.
Vince McDickLick - ALL THE REIGNS DON'T COUNT.
Enzo Amore - THANK GOD.
Asuka - ...Enzo's gonna die now.
Enzo Amore - Help me…
Enzo Amore sent Liv Morgan a message
Enzo Amore - HELP ME!
Liv Morgan - No.
Enzo Amore - I'll give you money!
Liv Morgan - No.
Enzo Amore - My house!
Liv Morgan - No.
Enzo Amore - ANYTHING?!
Liv Morgan - No.
Enzo Amore - How about we get back together? You want my 'zo.
Liv Morgan - Nope, I went UK style.
Enzo Amore - WITH WHO?
Liv Morgan added Tyler Bate to the conversation.
Tyler Bate - Me. BTW Asuka, end him.
Asuka - With pleasure.
Enzo Amore - SHE KICKED MY DICK OFF.
Asuka, Liv Morgan, Tyler Bate, Neville, and 150,000,000 like this.
Vince McDickLick - I JUST REALIZED ASUKA CHANGED MY NAME BACK BRIEFLY.
