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And They Wonder Why

By Waterrain

A minute went by in complete silence, Canada noticed that his brother is relaxed, and he released him. America rolled his blue eyes and looked down at Russia's lips that were curled up into a smile.

'Did I just break Russia?' America thought for a moment and he felt annoyed at the staring, but simply shook his head.

"You know how to piss me off like no body's business, Russia." America commented cheerfully and he held his hand out for the violet eyed Nation. "I was nice enough to hold back and not break your big nose. You ought to be grateful to me."

Russia grabbed America's hand and pulled him down on top of his body.

"I do not need help up. Do you understand? I was merely enjoying the warm of this marvelous carpet." Russia said calmly and the blonde Nation quickly got off of him while rolling his eyes in disbelief at the nerve of Russia, but oh well can't say he didn't try to help the guy off of the carpet.

"Whatever I was trying to be nice." America stated smoothly and his arms were crossed. "I should have known it was just a trick with you acting like a wounded bear without saying a thing. Not cool to make it seem like you need help and don't need it."

"I like seeing you upset, da. It is quite fun. I wish to inform you that punch did not hurt me at all." Russia commented innocently and after a moment stood up while smiling in a twisted manner. He reached into his jacket pocket, pulled out a bottle of Vodka, and had about half of it. "Vodka is my fuel."

'You are in denial, Russia. There is a bruise on your cheek and you are just pretending it didn't hurt.' America briefly thought to himself and sighed mentally. 'He really knows how to press my buttons. Make me lose my temper, get me all upset, and that creep enjoys it.'

"You creepy bastard." America told him flatly, he decided to ignore the violet eyed Nation, and turned his attention to everyone else.

"I'll say this once and only once, okay? I will not ever sell myself. End of discussion and my people wouldn't stand for it either. Keep it in your dreams. I don't blame anyone for wanting me because I'm just that heroic and cool. Not to mention charming. Oh and sweet too like sugar. So no need to do the whole blame game on who is at fault because it don't matter for things just happens in life. Take a chill pill or a cold shower. Let's move on and maybe laugh about the silliness of it at a later date." America said happily and he gave them a bright smile along with giving them a thumbs up. "Anyway got any questions about my people?"

TBC

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