Ty: Right now, I have four other chapters planned for this until I've finished all of the requests I can do. (If I don't have a clue what show or game something is, I might not do it so…) The next chapter will be Anime Paradise, the special chapter, Jungle Ninja, and then Bobobo the Hedgehog. After that, it might be Pirate Reaper, the Luffy/Bleach crossover I planned a long time ago, so…yeah. The roles are as followed:
Link-Zack
Cloud-Cody
Mario-Moseby
Samus-Carey
Zelda-London
Tifa-Maddie
Luigi-Arwin
Kirby-Estaban
Wario-Wayne
Sonic and Crash-Guests
Thanks to Super Saiyan Crash for the idea and roles (Except Wario, Wario was my idea)
"Get back here!" A mini-Cloud was swinging his Buster Sword at a mini-Link. The massive sword was cutting nearly all the furniture in the lobby to pieces. In a short matter of time, the lobby was ripped to shreds. That's when Manager Mario walked in.
"AH! What have-a you kids done-a to my hotel! Samus!" Samus walked out of the elevator that just came down. "That was-a fast."
"A mother's senses can tell when the child, or in this case children, are about to get in trouble. What happened this time?"
"The spiky haired-a monster cut the-a lobby to ribbons! Where is-a the father when you need-a him?!"
"You know Mewtwo is still battling in the Smash Tournament." Mario glared at Samus. "That he beat you in." The hatred grew stronger. "I won't mention it again."
"You better-a not. Not until I've-a had my afternoon-a pasta. Luigi!" A green duplicate of Mario, except taller and slimmer, ran out of a utility closet with a vacuum. "Clean up-a this mess."
"I can tell Mario." Luigi revved up his vacuum and sucked up all of the broken furniture. Then he shot out brand new furniture.
"Great job with that vacuum Luigi."
Luigi looked at Samus and blushed. "Yeah…thanks, I refluxed the whizzlenator and the fidgetron and I connected the flibbinbobber to the zizzlepopper."
"Sounds interesting but I told you it wouldn't work between us Luigi."
"I know." Luigi walked off, a look of defeat etched across his face. This was the fortieth time this week.
"I'll punish these boys Mr. Mario." Mario looked at her with a 'You better' look. "You two are grounded…again! And this time, I'm taking all of your video games, tv, and computer privileges!"
Link stomped his foot, "Dang!"
"Why were you two running around the lobby anyway?" Samus tapped her foot, waiting for the answer.
"Well…You know how Link keeps that blue crystal with him? He uses it to teleport himself throughout the hotel. This morning, I caught him taking donuts from the kitchen. I was able to grab him before he teleported, which was a mistake on my part. We appeared behind the candy bar, right behind Tifa, and Link bumped his elbow into my hand."
"And your hand hit Tifa's bottom?"
"Yep, and then Link disappeared, leaving me behind where I got beat up by Tifa. I managed to survive so I when was able to walk, and attacked Link. My anger got the best of me."
"Quite a story and since I know I can trust Cloud." Samus and Cloud looked at Link, who simply smiled, "I'll change the punishments, Cloud, you're grounded for a week. Link, you get two weeks, and that crystal, it's mine now." Link handed the crystal to Samus. "Kirby!"
The little pink blob slid across the hallway. "Man, Luigi and I have it rough, you don't have a clue what we have to go through."
"I have to sing everyday."
"I have to do everything everyone says and be at everyone's call."
"I guess you do win."
"I always do now let me get back to my normal self." Kirby took in a deep breath of air and sighed. Kirby smiled and raised his arm in the air. "Poyo!
"Good Kirby! I need you to get rid of this crystal for me." Kirby took the crystal from Samus and put it in his bag. Then he ate his bag. "Thanks little guy!" Kirby held his hand out. "How could I forget?" Samus gave a cookie to Kirby, who walked off after eating it. "Now off to your room you two!" Samus chased them into the hotel room.
Two weeks later…
"I can't believe Zelda's back from her trip to the Mushroom Kingdom already."
"Yeah, she usually stays there for a month and then comes back a truck of clothes. Hey look! She's here!" Cloud pointed out the door to Zelda, who was walking into the door.
"It's little me! Back from…uh…yeah…I'm back!" Everyone looked at her. "I said I'm back!" Everyone clapped.
Link offered to carry her bags for her. Let's just say, if it's a girl, it's a human, and it's hot, he'll go crazy for it. "I'll take these to your suite for ya!"
"Thanks Link! You're always so helpful!" Zelda blew Link a kiss. Link's eyes turned to hearts as he ran to the elevator. He stopped in front of the candy counter, looked at Tifa, whose uniform couldn't cover her waist, stared a bit, and ran up the stairs. Link had placed everything in their place before Zelda got back. "Man! You work fast!"
"I know!" Link flexed his muscles he gained from holding heavy objects over his head while music that barely gets old played around him.
"I really need to take a shower! The Mushroom Kingdom gets hot really fast!" Zelda clapped, causing a shower to shoot out of the wall and stop in front of her. She started to strip her clothes off. "Uh…shouldn't you be leaving now?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Kind of."
"Then I'm gone!" Link burst out of the door to Zelda's suite and soon arrived at Wario's Super Store. Cloud was already there, stacking food on the shelves. Link quickly got into his uniform. "I'm here."
"Bout time Link! Your brother needs help! Then again, I don't really care! Wahaha! That's how cool I am!" Wario continued to laugh until a tall slim purple man walked into the store. "Waluigi?!"
"Yes brother! You think you're swordsmen employees are better than mine?!"
"Not really, these two are the worst employees ever, but they do everything I say so I don't care."
"Well you're wrong! My swordsmen can easily beat yours! In fact, let's make a deal! If I win, you must donate 100,000,000 dollars to charity, and if you win, I'll close my store down!"
"Sure, whatever."
"Come on in boys!" Waluigi snapped his fingers and his two employees walked in. The first was the giant, evil looking, Black Knight, and the other was Inuyasha, the dog demon. "Still think you can win? I can hear you and your wallet weeping! Mwahaha!" Waluigi and his two employees walked out.
"We're doomed!" Wario collapsed in a flood of tears. Then he stood up. "Then again, I don't care! 100,000,000 dollars is only .1 of my money! Wahaha! But you both still need to win; I'm losing my customers to them! Who am I kidding?! We're screwed!"
"Wait! There is someone who can help!"
"Why am I here?" Tifa was standing in the middle of the store, the three guys staring at her. "Stop staring, or you're all dead." Everyone looked around the room. "That's better, but why do you need me?"
"You're the strongest one at the hotel and we have to face off against the guys at Waluigi's!"
"Ha! You guys don't stand a chance!" Everyone glared. "Sorry but they're huge! You two puny kids don't stand a chance.
"We're not kids! We're the same age as you!"
"Yeah, but your short than I am since you're supposed to be kids."
"Can you just train us please?!"
"Fine. Both of you raise up your swords." They did. "Now swing it down." Done. "And that's it! Bye!" Tifa ran out of the store. Everyone glared, except Link, who stared.
"Bouncy…" Cloud exchanged his glare to Link, and then slapped the back of his head.
The next day, it was time for the showdown. The two giant swordsmen stared down at the smaller ones. Black Knight pointed his massive sword at the twins. "Are you ready to be destroyed, little ones?"
"We're not trying to kill each other though."
The Black Knight stooped down and stared into Link's eyes. "That rule was never stated." Black Knight pulled himself back up and tapped his sword on his shoulder.
Then the referee walked in. "Mario? What are you doing here?"
"I just-a wanted to help the cause! That, and I just-a wanted to watch-a you get your little butts-a kicked!"
"You're cruel."
"I know." The four swordsmen faced each other. "Fight-a!" The fight was now over. Link and Cloud lay on the ground, beaten up badly. "Waluigi wins!" Mario looked at Waluigi, who was cheering, and then to Wario, who was picking his nose.
"What? I have much more money than that!"
Three days later…
Samus walked into the room, grocery bags hanging from her arms. "Hey boys." Link and Cloud were playing Wario Ware: Smooth Moves. "I said hey boys!"
"Hi mom!"
Samus set the groceries on the counter. "Guess which celeb is here today?"
"Rangiku the Bay-watch babe!" Samus shook her head. "King Bobobo of the Land of Idiotism!" Samus shook her head again. "Dad!"
"No. How about I just tell you?" The twins nodded their heads. "It's Sonic."
"The food place?!" Cloud stared at his brother.
"No, the track star. He was defeated at the Smash Tournament today by Megaman."
"Sonic the Hedgehog?! No way! …Who is that?" Link slapped the back of his brother's head.
"How do you not know about Sonic the Hedgehog?! He is the fastest person in all of the Smash Universe!"
"Not when I cast…" Cloud punched his fist through the air. "Hastaga!" Cloud ran out of the room and down the stairs. Link was already there waiting for him.
"You're not that fast, spell or not." Then someone walked out of the elevator. "Get down Cloud!" Link pushed Cloud's head down and ducked. "That's Sonic!"
Cloud looked at the blue hedgehog, who was talking on his cellphone. "He doesn't look that fast. Wait, where'd he go?" The twins looked around the hotel and noticed him buying an energy bar. "Dang! He is fast!" Then he disappeared again. "Dang!" Link and Cloud ran up to the counter and talked to Tifa. Then they decided to 'play' sword fight after they had an argument about who would win the next round of the tournament. They clanged their swords all the way to the elevator and continued fighting. When the elevator opened up, the fought out of it and soon Link had his back to the door. Cloud brought his sword up right as the door opened. Link rolled to the side, the sword hitting the person who opened the door. It was Sonic. Sonic twitched, nothing happening yet. Then the spikes on the back of his head fell off.
Sonic's left eye twitched. "Crash!!!" An orange tornado spun out of the elevator. When he stopped, it revealed the tornado to be Crash the Bandicoot, who happened to be wearing a crash helmet, a tuxedo, and a pair of sunglasses.
Crash leaned forward and looked straight into the yes of the brothers. "Boo."
"Ah!" Link and Cloud ran toward the stairs.
"I don't think so!" Sonic appeared in front of them. "You two are in big trouble! I'm going to get the manager to kick you out! Or I can just kick you out myself!" Sonic cracked his knuckles.
"I don't think so!" Samus's foot collided with the side of Sonic's face. "No one is allowed to beat my sons except me!"
"Your devil children nearly killed me!"
"It was your fault for opening the door!" Sonic and the brothers glared at each other.
"Can't you three settle this somehow?"
Sonic thought for a second and said, "I've got an idea! If one of your children can beat me in a race, I won't tell the manager. If one of them can, I'll go find a new hotel."
Link pointed at Sonic and shouted, "You're on!"
Sonic smirked and wagged his finger. "You made a big mistake, little boy. I can't wait to watch you walk out of this hotel. The race is tomorrow at the big field at Nintendo Park. See you two there!" Sonic walked back into his room.
"Idiot!" Cloud slapped Link across the face three times. "You just challenged the fastest being ever to a race! We can't possibly win!"
"Yeah…I didn't think about that."
"You two got yourself into this, you have to get yourself out."
"Mom's right." Link and Cloud ran to the janitor's closet. It was Saturday so that meant Luigi and Kirby would be having there poker night about now. "Guys! We need you help!"
"Poy! Poyo poyo poy!"
"Talk normal Kirby!"
"What did you guys do now and why do you need our help?"
"We messed up Sonic's hairdo and he challenged us to a race!"
"You guys our screwed." Kirby looked at his hand. "Full House."
"Royal Flush."
"Dang it!" Kirby banged the top of the table.
"Since Kirby is having an episode, I'll help you guys! Of course, we can't let Mario know or he'll stop us." Luigi pointed at their boots. "Give me your shoes." The brothers pulled their boots off and tossed them at Luigi. "Now close your eyes and count to ten. Then open them." They did. Luigi presented them with a pair of high tech boots. "These shoes will let you run faster than Sonic ever could!"
"Thanks Luigi!" The two boys grabbed the boots, put them on, and ran to the park to try them out. There was a loud explosion. "They don't work!"
The next day…
Sonic was at the starting line, stretching out his legs. In front of him was a 100,000-mile long track. Link and Cloud looked like they were about to cry. "We're going to lose are home! This is your fault Link!" Cloud started beating on Link's head.
"Stop! We can still win, albeit the small chance we have." Link and Cloud got to the sides of Sonic and got ready to run. Mario was once again the referee. "You really don't like us do you Mr. Mario?"
"Of course I-a don't! You always tear-a up my hotel-a! Ready! Set! Go!" Sonic zipped ahead, the twins far behind in such a short time.
"We can't win! We can't win!" Link and Cloud ran as fast as they could but they couldn't match Sonic's amazing speed.
"They can't win! They can't win! We have to do something!" Samus looked around. Zelda and Tifa were sitting next to her. Samus' eyes looked at Tifa's chest. "Tifa! I need you to get on the finish line!"
"Why?"
"It's the only way for them to win!"
Tifa thought for a second. "Okay, but only if Link stops hitting on me."
"Deal!" Tifa leapt onto the track and stood at the finish line, Sonic getting closer and closer.
"Hey Cloud!"
"Yeah Link!"
"Use those binoculars of yours to see what's at the end of the track!" He did that. "It's Tifa!"
"Let me see those!" Cloud tossed the binoculars to Link. Link looked through them and saw Tifa. Tifa raised her finger to her mouth, touched it to her tongue, and touched her side. Link could have sworn he saw steam. Link took one look at Tifa, who was smiling seductively. Link's eyes turned to hearts. "I'm coming Tifa!" Link wound up his right leg and zoomed forward, leaving Cloud in his dust.
"Your welcome!"
In a few seconds, Link had caught up Sonic. "How in the world have you caught up with me so easily?!"
"The power of love is strong!" Link was now ahead of Sonic.
"I don't think so!" Link and Sonic were neck and neck, no one having a clue who would win. The finish line was now a few feet away. There was a flash and it was over. Sonic gasped for breath and Link doubled over, all of his breath gone.
"Who-a won!" Everyone grouped around the tv that was about to show the winner. It showed a funny picture. Apparently, right before they crossed the finish line. Link had tripped and had rolled on his back. The picture zoomed to the line, showing Link's head and Sonic's foot. The tip of Link's ear had crossed the line first. "No!"
"Yay!" Everyone cheered for the boy.
Link looked at Tifa. "I think I deserve a kiss."
"Sorry, you're not allowed to flirt with me anymore." Tifa leaned in and kissed Link's cheek. "You did deserve one though." Link smiled and passed out. Cloud was out of breath as he crossed the finish line.
"What do I get?" Zelda hit Cloud's forehead with a tiny diamond. Cloud fell back.
A week later…
"This has been the weirdest month ever!"
"But certainly one of the best!"
"Other than fact that we got our butt's kicked by people twice our size, yeah!"
Samus walked into their room. "Thanks for riding of this weeks events. You two are grounded for attacking a celebrity and getting into a fight." The brothers sighed and went to their room.
Ty: Done! I guess school is better for my stories; I've been finishing them a lot faster now! I bid all my readers a found farewell till next time! I hope this was good enough for you SSC.
