Babysitting BJDs

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Disclaimer: Naruto and all other characters are not mine but I wish the dolls were (drools)

"All of you suck at babysitting!" Watch as Tsunade take extreme measures to ensure that her ninjas become high quality nannies, by babysitting enchanted ball-jointed dolls shaped after each other. Narusasu, GaaNeji, KibaShino.


Day 50

"There they are! Don't let them escape!" Neji's authoritive voice boomed across the forest. Hinata, Sakura and Ino closed in on the target.

"Where the hell is Naruto?!!" Sakura exclaimed angrily. They needed to be cut off now!

"You a**h***s!! Give me back my Sasuke~!!" Naruto landed efficiently in front of team Hawk, stopping them from continuing.

"Out of the way brat! Can't you see we're busy here?!!" Karin obnoxiously threw her hand in front of Sasuke so that Naruto wouldn't get to him. Naruto stared and stared, not quite getting the fact that Sasuke was a bit off…

"Why is my dad wearing a loli dress?" Narusuke interjected, snapping Naruto out of his daze. Scrutinizing the captive, Naruto also, finally noticed the truth.

"WHAT THE HELL DATTEBAYO~!!" Naruto squawked indignantly. Karin sighed and glared at Suigetsu. The mist nin just grinned in response.

"Hey, Juugo agreed to it too,"

"…." A blush was the only response they got.

"Look, brat. We just want Sasuke returned to us like the good old days. We spent 2 years planning this and finally Sasuke showed some leeway in his defense," Karin explained.

"We all know staying in Konoha will only waste Sasuke's talents. He can be used for something faaar greater than just stupid shinobi missions," Suigetsu added.

The gang tried to imagine what that something was.

Neji:-

Sasuke : Hahahaha~! That's right Neji. I always wanted Gaara for myself. And now that I'm lord of Konoha, he shall have a partner worthy of his status…

Neji : But Gaara and I are married..(crying)

Sasuke : In that case, I better buy a king sized bed so that all three of us can fit..

Sakura :-

Sasuke : Sakura, I finally have come to my senses…you and Ino may now dress me in anything you desire..

Hinata :-

Sasuke : Hinata, for even looking at my dobe, you and your clan, except Neji cause we're having a threesome, will be banished from here!!

Naruto :-

Karin : That's right Sasuke! Now dance for the crowd you pretty ******! (whiplash)

Sasuke : But my pole dancing skills are only for Naruto to see (sobs cutely)

Suigetsu : Naruto's not here to protect you. After you're done with the customers, come into my room and serve me!! Heheheheeee….

"NOOO!!!~" Naruto wailed while Kyuubi howled in the background. No doubt about it that the demon had also witnessed the random thought and was repulsed by it.

"I won't let him serve you!" Team Hawk just raised an eyebrow at the outburst, confused of the service the young Uzumaki was talking about.

Narusuke:-

Sasuke-santa: HoHOHo! Merry Christmas!

Narusuke : Awesome!! My dad is santa! Now I can determine who gets presents. Dad! Can you not give Eiyuu presents for Christmas?? And and I want extra presents so that Sasuna will love me~

Sasuke-santa :- Anything you want my beloved son (as if Sasuke will say something that corny)

"YEAAHH!!" Narusuke shouted from his position. He renewed his vigor in chasing the culprits. Need to make haste if he wanted to make for Christmas (which is a couple of months away).

"I'll save you my sasu-chan!!" The dobe's voice echoed throughout the clearing. The guys had a chance to see an orange blur whizzed past by them, heading straight for Juugo. Karin intercepted Naruto in the nick of time, and the duo wandered off to battle it out. Narusuke followed Naruto, cause he had freaky vibes that says if Karin has a chance with Sasuke, his dad's innocence would be blown to bits.

The rest of Konoha's finest had a tough time fighting Juugo and Suigetsu. Feeling that Sasuke was slightly slipping from his shoulder, Juugo grabbed the nearest body part he could reach, which happened to be Sasuke's (delectable) rump.

A moan resounded which stopped everyone dead in their tracks. Juugo's hand was still on Sasuke's *ss.

Suigetsu, not wanting to be beaten by Juugo at anything, reached for Uchiha's behind as well, only having another hand alongside his.

"Forgive me Gaara, but I believe it is my destiny calling," Neji muttered quietly. His hand roved over Sasuke's behind freely, eliciting more moans.

Juugo tentatively put down the Uchiha to make it easier for everyone to have a go. Understanding and a brief truce swept the group as each shinobi flexed their hands to cop a feel. Suigetsu motioned Juugo to held the Uchiha captive, as the rest formed a circle around the slumbering ice prince.


Meanwhile, with Naruto and Karin:

"Hey, you brat," Karin called out to one lethargic dobe, whom had been giving off vicious attacks since they got separated.

"What?"

"Don't you think it's too quiet?" Karin made a quick glance towards her other team mates and immediately her eyes bulged out. Even through the thick foliage, she could make out the silhouette of Sasuke bound to the ground.

Naruto, seeing the nin perplexed at something, turned head only to witness the most heart-wrenching, jealousy inducing, anger boiling over the top scene. Ignoring Karin, Naruto sped towards the crime scene, it turned out that Team Hawk isn't the only one about to get major injuries…


Sasuke came too only to notice that his hands were bound. Something pleasurable but wrong was going on all over his body, so he cracked an eye to see what was going on.

"!!!"

"Okay guys, he's awake. Wrap it up before he sounds the alarm and then Naruto comes here in Kyuubi mode," Sakura's hands were all over the Uchiha's head, ruffling his silky locks.

"Huh, I'm already aroused just by touching your head. So this is what you look like if I garb you hair in the middle of ***," Sakura muttered. Sasuke turned dark at that remark, struggling (futilely) against Juugo's strong hold.

"Juugo! Release me!!" the Uchiha hissed as one hand crept on the insides of his thigh. A smug face met his heated glare. Neji bent down to kiss the smooth thigh, slipping the short skirt further up.

"**ck you Hyuuga! I'll tell Gaara about this infidelity!!" Sasuke spat.

"No need. I already told him by bird and he told me to snap pictures," Neji brought out a camera to snap a rumpled Uchiha.

"I'll kill all…uunnghh~" the sentence stopped there as one hand pinched his nipples. Suigetsu immediately pebbled the nub, making it hard.

"Ahhnnnn~"

"Suigetsu, stop before this turns into something else," Juugo reprimanded the water nin. Suigetsu just flashed his grin and continued on. The Leaf nins were about to kick Suigetsu's ass when Sakura immediately leapt away, tugging Neji and Hinata with her. Juugo barely made it out of rasengan's projectile, but Suigetsu wasn't so lucky…

Juugo leapt away but was caught in one giant paw that burned him so bad, he lost his composure immediately. Naruto sporting 4 tails stood before the fallen Uchiha with his fangs bared, turning towards the other perpetrators. Sakura gulped hard as she sensed Naruto's hateful glaze heading their way. Kami sama, please shine thy light upon us and grace us with your ever lasting bless~

"Uuunnhh, Naruto…" the Uchiha's lusty voice snapped Naruto out of his rampage and in 2 seconds flat, he was back into his normal self. He scooped his teme into his arms, and urged Narusuke to climb onto his head.

"We WILL settle this," Naruto warned the rest as he leapt away with his bride. The gang let out a shaky breath as Naruto disappeared towards the village. Karin attended to her two fallen team members.

The rest of the gang let out a breath of relief as they hop down to join Karin and give medical assistance. Hinata opted to observe Sakura helping out the fallen ex-nins while Neji, being the closet pervert that he is, licked his fingers just to get Sasuke's taste into his senses.

Karin, while watching the leaf in her contemplative self, chose to voice her queries when Sakura was done with Suigetsu and Juugo.

"You think your hokage will want to take us in? Cause damn, if he's gonna *&**% your bony *^%$, I wanna be there to watch,"


I'm sorry it took me such a long time to update! I was back in my home country and the internet sucked there. I'm back in Australia continuing on my studies, though. Thanks soooo much for bearing with me and the next will be the last chappie along with the bridge for a sequel! R n R my beautiful readers!! I love you guys sooo much!!