Okay, an author that goes by the name Kamzil118 got inspired by my story somehow, I genuinely don't know how someone would get inspired by this story, other than why the fuck not, I don't know. If you're reading this, author I previously mentioned, please explain cause I can't figure it out. Either way, if you want to read his story Overwatch Six, go ahead.
Also, When text is like this, Dan is talking in Flynn's head if you couldn't realize.
The only thing that has happened since Dan has come to Earth with Flynn was that the demon was yammering its experience being so lonely in Hell because it was so empty cause the Doom Slayer came back.
So I tried making my own friends-
Dan.
Yeah?
Do you seriously think I give a shit?
Flynn.
Yeah?
Do you seriously think I give a shit that you give a shit?
No. But do you seriously think I give a shit?
No, but you're forced to listen-oh, your girlfriend is almost at your door.
How do you know Mercy's my girlfriend? Flynn mentally asked.
I can see the past of anybody that I get into. I probably should have worded better.Dan admitted.
Yeah, you should have. Flynn got off his ass and headed towards the door, opening it to reveal Angela who was about to knock. She yelped in surprise. "Oh!"
"You need anything?" He asked.
"How did you know I was coming?" The medic asked. Flynn only shrugged at the question.
"I don't think that's the reason you actually came."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS THA-" A shriek came from Tracer's room, they both heard it and immediately rushed, Flynn barreled right through her door and inside, was an Imp munching on Clone Tracer's body. The real Tracer wasn't in there. Some other people came to see what was happening but the Imp was gone, leaving a trail of smoke behind and the remains of Clone Tracer was all that was left from the clone.
"What happened!?" Soldier: 76 was wearing his visor with a tank top and white boxers while holding his Heavy Pulse Rifle.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? Flynn mentally disciplined the demon in his head.
What? Can't a man eat once in a while? Anyways, like I was saying-
NOT A GOOD TIME.
…Fair point, I'll talk later.
"T-There was-was a-a-a d-d-demon a-and it-it w-was e-eating cl-cl-clone Tr-Tr-Tracer!" Mercy stammered out, everyone turned to Flynn.
"What?" He innocently asked.
"Well, you know about demons, so talk!" 76 ordered. Flynn, acting like he was a specialist in this stuff, approached the remains of Clone Tracer and kneeled down next to the remains.
"I know jack-diddly-shit on how they eat." The Doom Slayer said before standing back up.
"So you can't tell us-"
"Hiya what's going on here- OH MY GOD IS THAT CLONE ME!?" Tracer blinked into her room, in front of all the people crowded outside, her expression was first cheerful and peppy then turned to shocked and horrified as she observed the remains of her clone.
"Yeah…a, uh demon got to her." Flynn explained.
"WHERE IS IT!?" Hana screamed from behind the crowd. She had her light pistol and looked ready to kill something. Even though she was only wearing a pair of boxers and a white tank top.
"It appears that a demon is still prowling the base." Hayden's voice made them all turn to the scientist. "From what it appears, an Imp has gotten to your clone, Lena. Unfortunately, the Imp has proven to be crafty and has disappeared just as Flynn and Angela discovered the leftovers of its…meal. Although it is quite pathetic that an Imp of all things has killed your clone. I'll get cleanup drones shortly." A couple minutes later, a few drones came in and started wrapping Clone Tracer's body in a body bag then carrying it away.
"I have also come to the conclusion that killing the clone has no effect on the original." Then everyone dispersed, still kind of shocked about the demon and being extra paranoid. Angela only clung onto Flynn.
"Can I-I stay in your room?" She asked, sounding extra cute, Flynn only chuckled before dragging her back to his room.
So as I was saying, I tried to make demon friends cause it was sooo lonely-
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Flynn mentally screamed at his demon friend.
Someone's grumpy at night. Aight fine, you may peacefully go to sleep, if you need to talk to me I'll be on top of the cliff, making my habitat. Just don't tell anyone that I live up there.
GOOD.
The Doom Slayer then walked her up the stairs and offered her to sleep on his bed. "I'll take the couch-"
"No!" She complained, "Come in with me!" The medic ordered. Flynn raised his hands.
"Alright, alright." He said before climbing into bed with her. Laying by her side, looking deep into the doctor's blue irises.
"Ca-Can you hold me?" Angela asked, earning a wide-eyed stare from the Doom Slayer of all people.
I can see where this is going~!
Shut the fuck up. Flynn now wanted to murder this demon.
Aight, sorry. Please don't murder me.
"U-Uh, okay." He replied. Now they were both holding each other in a cuddle, the medic lets out a soft sigh before falling asleep, a few seconds later, Flynn could feel his eyelids get heavy and slowly close.
Nighty night~
Actually. Shut up. Please.
Sorry. I had to do it. The demon's voice sounded sincere in his head.
Then they all went asleep.
/
DAY 1
HEY! WAKE UP! YOU THERE!? WAKE UP YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH! Flynn's mind blared those words as Dan continued repeating them in his head.
"What the fuck do you want Dan…" Flynn muttered, not realizing he just said that out loud.
HEY! DON'T TALK OUT LOUD! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
What?
DID YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A SECRET BUNKER ON TOP OF THIS BASE!?
…Interesting. I didn't know that.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY! BYE!
"What the fuck…" Flynn muttered once more, saying that loud enough to wake up Angela who was holding him a tight cuddle.
"H-Huh? Flynn? Did you…say anything?" She innocently asked as her eyes opened, revealing the beautiful blue irises to him.
"Sorry, probably said something in my sleep," Flynn replied. Angela only smiled and ruffled Flynn's short hair.
Hey, that actually feels kind of-
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDING YOUR HABITAT!?
Right, I'll get to that! Bye!
A couple seconds later and Flynn's felt a bit light-headed and then everything went back to normal. What the actual fuck was wrong with this demon. He yawned as one hand rubbed his eyes. Looking at the clock in his room, his head immediately flopped back onto the bed when it revealed it was about 6 AM. Christ all mighty. His eyelids slowly closed and he could feel sleep enveloping him plus the sensation of Angela nuzzling her head into his neck.
A sound came from outside, reminiscent of a "ZWEEEEEE!" but none of the two were awake enough to check it out.
An hour or so later…
Doctor Hayden was walking the hallways, the scientist bumped into Tracer. "Have you seen Bastion?" He asked. The Brit shook her head.
"Nope!" The scientist made a sound reminiscent of sighing.
"VEGA, where was the last time Bastion was seen?" The words "INCOMING VOICE COMM" and then VEGA's logo appeared on the left side of Samuel's HUD.
"The last reported sighting of Bastion is…oh, my." The AI sounded a bit worried.
"What happened?" Hayden asked, dreading the answer.
"The Omnic has been kidnapped by Talon and- oh, my." VEGA cut itself short again. "Talon is amassing a force of Bastion-class Omnics to lay out a full ground assault against many locations in the world. They have also recently hijacked a weapon on Route sixty-six while the team was in Hell. They're planning to assault the city of Ilios in Greece to control the area. I am assembling two teams. I assume you want to keep the Doom Slayer from embarking?" Hayden nodded.
"I need to talk to him."
"Very well."
/
Flynn woke up with a yawn, sitting up straight, the first thing his mind noticed was that Angela wasn't there anymore, which was a bit of a disappointment.
Dan, if you make one comment about that I will murder your family.
Don't have one.
Well shit.
I'm not gonna be an asshole make a comment about your disappointment about your girlfriend not being there. Oh wait, I just did.
Fuck you.
Flynn yawned again before rolling off of the bed and then standing up. Now it was time to get on with the day. Yawning once more, he stumbled a few steps before promptly off of the staircase and getting up without a scratch. A postit note was on the screen of his TV.
I hope you slept well. I apologize for not being there. A team had to embark on a mission. Doctor Hayden has requested you stay at base.
-Angela
PS: He has also requested to talk to you about something as soon as possible.
He chuckled at how clean and neatly written the note was, she either had too much time to do this or maybe she was that good. Probably the latter since the team had to scramble so quickly. Yawning once more, he slipped on the bodysuit and put the Praetor Suit on piece by piece before it was out the door.
He yawned once more as the door closed behind him. A short figure was also in the hallway dressed in a familiar bodysuit, the person turned to him. "You weren't cleared to go on a mission?" Hana asked. Flynn only chuckled and rubbed the back of his head.
"Hayden needs to talk to me." He admitted before going on his way without a word.
He stepped outside, a breath of fresh air went into his lungs before he exhaled and continued on his way. Then made his way to Winston's lab, where Hayden spent most of his time.
Upon arriving, the large door automatically opened and the scientist stood there, both robotic arms behind his figure. "Please, come in." Samuel gestured for Flynn to enter, in which he did. Stepping inside, he noticed a brand new, sleek-looking table in the middle of the lab, filled with holograms and blueprints. A chair hovered towards Flynn. "Please, sit."
"I assume you are in the dark on why you were called here instead of going on a mission." The scientist began. "But, it is an important matter. Did you encounter this demon?" A holographic image of Dan the demon appeared in front of Flynn. "Please, answer truthfully."
Hey, isn't that me?
"Nope. Never saw him." Flynn shook his head, outright lying. Hayden made a sound reminiscent of sighing.
"I know you're lying. It has come to my attention that you, the Doom Slayer, has cooperated with this demon." The scientist stated. "It would make me more comfortable if you'd admit on what has been happening."
"Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this demon has built the Praetor Suit."
Flynn took in a deep breath. "Don't know what you're talking about."
Hayden made another sound reminiscent of sighing again. "Very well then. You have given me no other choice." And suddenly, like Emperor Palpatine, some purple energy came from Hayden's hands and started zapping Flynn, who screamed in immeasurable pain.
HOLY FUCK THIS HURTS! I'M BAILING, I'M BAILING, JESUS CHRIST YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD HIM!
WELL I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THE FUCKING EMPEROR PALPATINE! A second later, a demon appeared behind Flynn.
"Alright fine, fine, he transported me to Earth, what's the big deal? I didn't try to murder anyone here except for that clone. Cause I knew she was a clone."
"The 'big deal' here is that a demon has walked between dimensions, AGAIN." Samuel put an emphasis on the word 'again'.
"And? I didn't outright murder any real people here did I? What, do I need to prove myself now? Alright, what do you want me to do!?" Dan argued.
Doctor Hayden made another sound reminiscent of sighing. "Okay fine, I will trust that you will not cause havoc within this base. Seeing as you only killed a clone. Am I to be assured that my trust is well placed?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, just don't tell anyone." Dan waved the doctor off like his life wasn't depending on it, when in reality, it probably was. "Although I want to know how you became Emperor Palpatine."
"I have no idea what you mean," Hayden admitted.
"Wow someone's old. Oh well, bye!" Then the demon disappeared, leaving behind a trail of smoke.
"That was certainly an experience." Flynn heavily breathed in and out as his arm held onto the table for support.
I'll fix your armor just because I'm a nice guy and because I feel sorry that you got zapped by Emperor Palpatine. Point me towards the nearest workshop.
Yeah, I'll get you there, just give me a sec. A couple more breaths and then he felt fine. Alright, I'm fine now.
Then he went back outside, at which D. Va jumped him. Well not literally, but jumped in front of him.
"I know your secret!" She proudly said. Flynn only blinked a few times.
"What?" He replied, trying to act dumb.
"That there's you're friends with a-"
"Surprise motherfucker," Dan said behind her, then threw something at her head, the object collided with the back of Hana's head, dropping the teenager unconscious. Upon further inspection, it looked like a rock. Dan slowly crept up to her and placed one of its hands, paws, or claws, whatever it was onto the gamer's head, before removing it.
"There, she won't know what happened." Then Dan disappeared.
"That's interesting. Well, let's get on with the day."
Then Flynn went to his quarters to play video games, getting banned on most shooters because Dan told him if any enemies got close. Which resulted in people calling hacks on him.
DAY 2. (Nothing really happened after that incident.)
Man, those Reaper noobs don't know that we can hear their footsteps! Dan complained inside Flynn's mind. Now he was permanently banned from the official Overwatch game.
Wait, didn't I promise you to fix your armor yesterday?
Probably. I don't fucking know.
They did a true all-nighter last night. With Flynn waking up because of Dan's complaining. Like a true gamer, he passed out on the couch after stealing some of Hana's Mountain Dew and Doritos supply.
"WHO STOLE MY MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS!?" D. Va's scream sounded throughout the base, because according to Hana, nobody fucked with her Mountain Dew or Doritos supply. The door to Flynn's room was blown right open by an extremely pissed off Hana Song.
Flynn immediately ran to hide, wiping the Doritos dust from his face and keeping extremely quiet. For some reason his armor wasn't with him, he remembered having his armor on during his gaming session. "AH HA! FLYNN! I KNEW IT!" Flynn immediately tried his best to make himself smaller. Hoping to God that she wouldn't find him.
"COME OUT HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Hana screamed once more in his room, before grumbling something in Korean then leaving his room. Flynn immediately sighed and crawled out of his hiding spot, realizing that it was the closet he just came out of.
Heh, someone came out of the closet.
Shut up.
So the armor?
Right, right.
Make sure to keep the door locked.
Then they went to the workshop and Dan started to work on Praetor Suit.
DAY 3
Flynn fell asleep in the workshop, Dan was finished with the Praetor Suit. His eyelids slowly fluttered open, vision blurry at first but it came back to him. He was sitting down, back leaning against the wall. He noticed his armor just standing there.
So, what do you think? Looks brand new, doesn't it?
Let me actually get close to it before I can judge… Flynn stood up, groggily walked towards his armor before putting a hand on the chest plate, dragging his hand down.
Why does it feel like it's brand new?
Because I hammered it to death.
That doesn't sound right.
I know. Wanted to see how you would react.
What a comedian. Flynn rolled his eyes before putting on the suit piece by piece. This time slipping in quite a bit quicker as each part snapped in more quickly and more snugly.
Also, think fast! Dan appeared and a shotgun was thrown toward Flynn's face. Knocking the Doom Slayer in the head. "Ow." The weapon dropped to his hands.
I made you another shotgun because I'm so nice.
How sweet of you.
The shotgun was similar to the one he first picked off of that dead corpse a few hours after he woke up from the sarcophagus, but this time, it had a few red inscriptions on it, most notably the same symbol on his helmet. Now clad in his new red Praetor suit, he walked out the workshop and back into his room. Yawning once more he planted his ass on the couch and booted up his game console, hoping in most likely vain that he was unbanned from one of the games that he 'hacked'.
Then someone banged on his door. Of course, he stood up to check it.
You might not want to open that door.
Why not?
Bad guys. Tons of them.
So...what am I supposed to do?
You know that BFG-nine-thousand you have?
Yeah? What about it?
You know how it decimates anything that's within a four-foot radius of its giant green ball of death?
Yeah…oh, I see.
Alright, open the door from here and just shoot your giant-plasma-ball-of-doom at the bad guys outside.
Gladly. But I left my phone in the cafeteria I think. So you mind appearing and opening the door from there?
Ugh, why do you have to be so forgetful?
Dan the demon appeared and pressed the button to slid open, while that happened, Flynn's BFG-9000 was in his hands and already charging up.
"ENGAGE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!" Someone said from outside while people in jet-black armor flowed inside his room. The BFG-9000 charged up even more and then a green ball of death and destruction came out of the part of the weapon that was facing the baddies.
"What the fu-OH MY GOD-" The green ball of death and destruction blew up everybody in its path, then floated outside Flynn's room before disappearing.
I LOVE IT!
Me too. Me too.
"WARNING, INTRUDERS DETECTED." The alarm started blaring and Athena's voice started repeating those words.
"Great." Flynn rolled his eyes before stepping outside, the scent of cooked meat fresh in his nostrils.
Have fun with the feast after this blows over.
Oh, I will.
Then Flynn went outside. His new shotgun that looked like it came straight from Hell scanning the area.
It did come from Hell you idiot.
Shut up.
The Slayer continued moving in silence, being extra vigilant today. It was like the same situation with the Hell invasion. But this time, there were humans. And Humans were smarter than demons.
Now that's just plain racist.
…Good point.
He stands corrected, demons were as smart as humans but didn't have the necessary firepower to destroy mankind.
Much better.
Either way, there were bad guys prowling the hallways of Watchpoint: Gibraltar. "I have activated some optional challenges for you to complete if you want to progress more quickly," VEGA informed him.
"Oh, not this shit again." A small list appeared on the right side of Flynn's HUD.
Variety is the Spice of Death (HUMAN EDITION): Perform five different glory kills on enemy soldiers
Quite the collector: Find hidden collectibles
Picking up after yourself: Find your phone
Flynn finished reading the list, questioning the last one. "It is to encourage you to not be so forgetful. As I will not stop reminding you to find your lost belongings, so to leverage my demand, you will be compensated with a Weapon Upgrade." VEGA said as if the AI was reading his mind.
"Okay…?"
Then Flynn ran off to go find more people to kill, with his all new shotgun.
Say, have you ever wondered if there are female demons?
Interesting question. Never really looked into it. Can go back to Hell to check if you want…?
No, don't do that. It reminds me of that.
What's 'that'? Stop playing the pronoun game.
You don't wanna know.
Aw come on! Tell me!
No.
Fine then, asshole.
Flynn continued his search for bad guys, stopping at the cafeteria to look for his phone and finding it in one of the snack cabinets. "How'd this get here?" He asked nobody in particular before running off to somewhere else.
The words "WEAPON UPGRADE OBTAINED" Quickly flashed on his HUD before disappearing.
Pick up after yourself: COMPLETED
Quite the collector: 1 of 5 completed.
A group of men in jet black armor burst through the wall of the cafeteria, three of them holding rocket launchers. "Someone got tips from Michael Bay."
Hey! I was about to say that! Dan complained from inside Flynn's head before appearing behind the group of armored men. The demon grabbed a hold of one of the men and promptly tore the poor bastard's head right off, before evading a rocket fired at him and throwing a fireball towards the group, knocking them back a bit. Dan jumped once more and landed on another bad guy, said bad guy was screaming for his partners to shoot the demon off but was cut short as his head was torn into two parts. Dan jumped off of the corpse and landed on one of the cafeteria's table, a fireball formed in its paw/claw/hand and was launched towards the remainder of the group. Said group burst into flames.
The demon made a finger gun and blew imaginary smoke from the imaginary barrel of the imaginary gun.
One of the bad guys from the bad guy group was trying to crawl away from the Doom Slayer and his demon friend, leaving a blood trail behind. Flynn, noticing this, walked up to the guy and promptly crushed his head with a boot. "THERE IT IS!" Hana's scream came from somewhere. Then the sound of her light pistol firing.
"Oh shit." Then Dan disappeared.
"DANGIT! IT GOT AWAY! FLYNN! DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT!?" D. Va pointed towards the spot where Dan was, occasionally twitching. The gamer was in her bodysuit but not in her MEKA.
"What?" Flynn turned to her.
"THAT-THAT DEMON! IT TRIED SNEAKING UP ON YOU!"
"Really?" He tried putting up the best surprised expression he could. D. Va took it, though, so it wasn't all in vain.
Someone knows how to act.
Then the Earth, or in this case, the area Flynn and D. Va was in, shook. It shook again, this time even stronger. Then again, and again, each time getting progressively stronger.
"Uh, I think I should be the least of your concern." Hana immediately turned to the half normal, quarter high-pitched and quarter demonic voice, finally meeting gazes with Dan the demon.
"AH HA!" Dan showed his palms as a sign of surrender before pointing to the hole in the cafeteria wall. Flynn took a step outside. The ground shook again. And surfacing from the water was a giant robot.
"Jesus, Joseph, and Mary. They brought a..."
They brought a motherfucking TRANSFORMER. I WANT ONE! WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE!? I'M A DEMIGOD AND THESE GUYS ARE JUST REGULAR HUMAN IDIOTS! LIKE COME ON! IS LIFE THIS UNFAIR! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
I'LL IGNORE THAT COMMENT ABOUT HUMANS FOR A SECOND THERE.
OH SHIT DID I REALLY SAY THAT!?
YES, YOU DID YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
WELL SHIT. ARE YOU GONNA PUMMEL ME NOW- OH MY GOD THEY ONLY BROUGHT THE TRANSFORMER TO KIDNAP EMPEROR PALPATINE!? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID!? THEY BRING THAT FUCKING THING OVERSEAS AND ONLY DO IT TO GRAB A TALL, BADASS LOOKING ROBOT-ASS MOTHERFUCKER AND JUST BAIL!? REALLY!? ARE THEY THAT FUCKING IDIOTIC!?
Apparently yes.
D. Va said something in Korean as her Light Pistol dropped from her hand and onto the ground. "They seriously brought that thing in just to kidnap Doctor Hayden?" The gamer asked. The Transformer then put the doctor into a black helicopter before going under the sea again while the helicopter flew away somewhere.
"Apparently yes! Look at those fucking idiots! IDIOTS I SAY!" The voice of Dan the demon made D. Va turn around then her hands patting down her waist for the Light Pistol only to find it on the ground. "Right." Then Dan disappeared.
Once Hana pointed her weapon at where Dan was, the only thing left was a trail of smoke. "DANGIT! SO CLOSE!"
Of course, I made Dan a foul-mouthed demon. Either way, hoped you like it, review pls cause I really like reading them, favorite and follow (or one of the two) if you like it, and thanks for reading.
(Wow that was the first time I actually made an Author's Note not half-drunk!)
