Alright people, I have to tell you something before you start reading: Andy, Gardevoir, and Katherine (Now referred to as 'Kate') have been on the island for two years. Also, Andy and Kate are an 'item' as you might say. And Andy has a beard!
They've only been on the large island for two years,and Andy already fucked up, but he doesn't know it yet. Kate doesn't know it. Not even Gardevoir, who can confidently be considered the most powerful psychic type in existence knows it. But their ignorance was wiped off the face of the Earth when Andy destroyed an Aura limit barrier (He basically leveled up, if you want to think about it that way).
'Come on man, once you break this, you have all the power Aura has to offer!' Andy thought to himself.
In order to break the Aura limit barrier, he had to go through the colour process, and force bronze to win, because it can't do anything anymore. He forced all colours out of the process, but still didn't feel calm. There was a speck. A speck of iridescent energy, the Aura that would classify him as an insane. Slowly, he forced the bronze to wake up from its rest. The bronze quickly over took the iridescent with a fair amount of stress, but did it none the less.
"Andy did you just-!" Kate started, but vomited mid-sentence.
"Kate, are you alright?" Andy asked in a worried manner. When Kate didn't respond, Andy picked her up and carried her bridal style to the abandoned house they claimed as their own when they got to the empty village. He placed her gently on the queen-sized bed and sat beside her.
"God, what is happening to me?" Kate asked no one in particular
"Kate, I need you to lower your psychic barrier; I'm going to read your Aura to see what's wrong." Andy said. His new abilities with Aura were more precise then when he fought Gyarados or the Army grunts. He was now able to detect sickness because it would stain the Aura the person exerted.
Kate lowered her psychic barrier, and Andy inspected it. It was its normal bronze, still identical to Andy's, but something was wrong. There was an iridescent sphere inside Kate's bronze Aura. Andy knew exactly what it meant, and that was a bad thing considering their situation.
"Well, what's wrong?" Kate asked irritably. Andy had absolutely no expression what-so-ever.
"There is no way to say this and have my body in functional condition afterwards." Andy said, still grasping the idea.
"Say it, or you won't be able to breath." Kate said fiercely. She locked her boyfriend into a psychic hold, and lifted him off the ground.
"Promise not to kill me?" Andy asked innocently. Kate nodded, but made no promises. "Okay, you're… How do I say this…?" Andy continued stuttering and staling as he kept up an Aura barrier around his consciousness. He did not want Kate to read his mind right now.
"Spit it out." Kate ordered, and Andy managed just that while Kate was lifting him higher into the air.
"You're pregnant." Andy said while flailing in the air.
"I'm WHAT?" Kate demanded both mentally and physically.
Gardevoir, who was at the door, started laughing. "Good show you two, but what's really going on?" She asked, thinking it was a joke. Her mate, a Gallade, entered the room followed by their son, a Kirlia.
"I heard yelling." Gallade started, and then saw Andy floating in the air flailing about. "Let me guess; pregnant?" Gallade asked.
"Yes! Now someone get me down!" Andy pleaded, but the psychic types laughed at his predicament.
"Don't worry my friend; Gardevoir was threatening to kill me the minute she laid the egg." Gallade answered, still laughing at Andy.
"Andy, I'll give you five minutes to run." Kate warned, and let Andy go from her psychic grip, but Andy didn't run. Instead, he sat back down beside Kate.
"I'm not going anywhere as long as you're carrying my child." Andy said softly. He thought he knew what he was getting into, but Ash never explained exactly what will happen, probably because it was far too unpredictable for the next nine months to be able to explain.
"You know I'm going to go berserk, right?" Kate asked. Andy thought her psychic abilities would calm her down and make the process bearable. Never in his whole life has he been more wrong than right then.
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It's been about four months, and Kate was irritable. Andy barely lived to the end of each day with her extreme mood swings and incredibly violent cravings. I don't mean her cravings were outrageous (But they were), but she wanted to eat a living squirrel (Normal animals exist) one time, and was intent on slaughtering her own meat. And Andy was in literally no position to stop her, seeing how she pinned him to a wall every time she was busy doing something. What she would do to him once he was pinned was never certain. Occasionally she would slap him repeatedly, hit him in various places, or even start making out with him for no reason. Usually though, it was the second.
Andy was out gathering berries for a meal, when Kirlia (Gardevoir & Gallade's son) walked up to him.
"Hey Andy, is Kate still threatening to kill you?" Kirlia asked, and received a small laugh from Andy.
"I have a war tale to tell, yes. But you do know what's going on between us, right?" Andy said, remembering something Kate tried to do just the day before.
"Oh please, I know exactly what happened between you two." Kirlia said, and floated to a branch out of Andy's reach.
"Of course you know; you were right in the door way when she was trying to kill me." Andy said with a laugh. He placed the berries in a woven basket and carried them home. "But I guess I can tell you. You know how she's been having violent cravings?" Kirlia nodded. "Well, while we were sleeping, she tried eating my arm." Andy said, trying not to laugh as violently as Kirlia was.
"Let's hope that doesn't happen to the rest of us." Kirlia said.
"Well, if it does, Mew be with you my friend." Andy said, and showed Kirlia the scabbed-over bite marks on his bicep. That caused Kirlia to laugh himself out of breath. He stopped laughing, however, when an explosion was heard coming from the village.
Andy dropped the basket, summoned his Aura wings, and flew full speed toward the village followed by Kirlia.
"What in Mew's name is going on here?" Andy demanded as he sensed his Raichu and a Gyarados fighting. He expanded his Aura and sensed one aura too many. One Aura that would have to be destroyed.
"Gyarados, use ice beam!" A young man ordered. Andy felt chills up his spine as he realized who he would have to slaughter-I mean fight.
"Why are you on this island?" Andy bellowed.
"Who the hell was that?" The man asked, and recalled his Gyarados and looked directly at Andy. "Andy, is that you?" The man asked.
"Yes, I am Andrew Ketchum." Andy summoned his Warhammer and slung it over his shoulder. "And now that you know I'm here, Fred, I'm going to have to kill you." Andy charged forward to his old rival, but was stopped by Kate, who held him in a psychic grip.
"You are not going to kill anyone, Andy." Kate said, and lifted him towards her. "Raichu, don't let the man move." Raichu obeyed without question, and wrapped his tail around Fred's neck.
Kate forced Andy onto a chair that was placed in the living room, and kept him there with psychic bonds. "Who is that guy?" She asked.
"His name's Fred; he is an old rival of mine." Andy said fearfully. He had literally no idea on what Kate was going to do.
"Are you able to talk to him?" Kate asked sarcastically.
"Yes…" Andy replied nervously. He felt the psychic bonds release themselves from his body.
"Then go and talk to him. The only killing done around here will be me to you." Kate threatened, and pushed Andy out the door, and in front of a choking Fred.
"Raichu, let go of him." Andy ordered, and Raichu reluctantly obeyed.
"What was that for?" Fred asked as he rubbed his sore neck.
"Fred, walk with me." Andy said, and was followed by Fred. "So you are probably wondering why I've been here for the past two years."
"Yeah, you've been considered dead for about a year. Ash went into frenzy at the league; not a single Pokémon made it past his Bulbasaur." Fred said as he remembered his pitiful attempt.
"Well, I'm stuck on this island for another three years, and so are you." Andy said, and received a confused look from Fred.
"You can't force me to stay here, it's against the law." Fred stated, and was laughed at.
"The law doesn't apply to a dead man. Anyways, in three years the terrorist group called 'Army of the Old Gods' will start a war with all of Kanto and Johto." Andy explained. He and Fred talked for some time before Fred brought up Kate.
"So who's the psychic girl?" Fred asked as he and Andy sat down beside a tree.
"That's my girlfriend, Kate, but you call her Katherine." Andy said, and made small Aura Spheres in his hands that lit up the shadowed area so Fred wouldn't have to strain his eyes.
"So you like 'em violent?" Fred asked in a joking manner, and received a laugh from Andy.
"No, she's usually calm and collected." Andy replied, remembering when Kate threatened to kill him the first time.
"So what's making her crazy?" Fred asked, and immediately regretted it after remembering Andy tried killing him only an hour ago.
"Well," Andy started in a nervous tone, "I kind of got her pregnant four months back." Andy said, and scratched his beard. Fred looked at him as if he were an optical illusion.
"Wait, you did what with who and… What?" Fred asked cosmetically. Andy stifled a laugh at both Fred's disbelief and remembering something his uncle told him.
"Word of advice; never get a psychic pregnant." Andy said, and continued laughing.
"What's so funny?" Fred asked.
"Just remembering something my uncle said to me at my birthday party." Andy said, and ran his hands through his light brown hair. "First, I have to tell you that in Hoenn, Pokémon and Human relationships are legal. So his Gardevoir that he met when he was only eight or so became his wife."
"Wait, what? You're confusing me." Fred said, but was waved off by Andy.
"Anyways, my uncle, Max, stopped his adventure through the leagues as soon as they got married, and let a few years go by before having a kid. But my birthday was right around the corner, and Gardevoir was apparently torturing him with her wild mood swings. So he used my birthday as an excuse to escape her." Andy said, remembering when Max told him the story, and received a laugh from Fred.
"So in short; you fucked up?" Fred asked as he got up. Andy dispelled the Aura Spheres and got up as well.
"You have no bloody idea." Andy replied.
/AUTHOUR'S NOTE/ So just to put Andy through even more hell, I've decided he has a baby with Kate. I'm one evil bastard, aren't I? So I made Fred reappear out of nowhere with his mighty Gyarados.
Okay, here are the Pokémon teams.
Andy: Gardevoir, Lucario, Raichu, Steelix, Pidgeot, Charizard
Kate: Not a trainer
Fred: Gyarados, Blastoise, Gengar, Areodactyl, Espeon, Dragonite
Well, I think there's nothing more to the Author's Note except the usual send-off:
Exuent
