A cavalcade of texts in the wake of the GG blast.
8AM
Nate to Chuck: Dude. Seriously?
9:14AM
Jessica to Penelope: Did you see the GG blast?
Penelope to Jessica: ? Hold on Im gonna look now
Penelope: !
Penelope: OMFG. Any word from Blair on the Serena vagina?
Jessica: WHAT?
Penelope: Shit. Autocorrect fail. Serena situation.
Jessica: haha omg I am crying right now
Jessica: SERENA VAGINA!
Jessica: IT MUST BE DESTROYED
10:52AM
Carter to Chuck: ok that's one for you Bass
Carter to Chuck: you fucking bastard
12:01PM
Jenny to Vanessa: dear god is there anyone left on the UES who hasn't fucked Chuck Bass
Vanessa: let me think
Vanessa: …
Vanessa: nope
3:25PM
Erik to Serena: In the name of all that is holy and good please tell me that this isn't true
Erik to Serena: You aren't replying. Oh God it IS true
Erik to Serena: Just realized something. I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FAMILY WHO HASN'T HAD SEX WITH ONE OF MY STEPSIBLINGS
Erik to Serena: Something is DEEPLY wrong here
4:11PM
Chuck to Dan: Is Blair with you right now?
Dan: no.
Dan: but she will be soon.
Chuck: Come to the Empire. I want to talk to you.
Dan: uh
Dan: no.
Chuck: You can find another girl to date. But I could never love anyone but her.
Chuck: Please.
4:16PM
Dorota to Vanya: I will be coming late home tonight, order pizza
Vanya: :( will miss you. why
Dorota: must hide all sharp pointy objects in apartment before Miss Blair come back
Dorota: long story
Did you notice that there's one dramatic text amid all the amusing ones? By the next chapter, Blair will have arrived to meet Dan, and we'll find out what happened the night of the kiss (and how they really feel about each other).
Thanks for reading and for your reviews.
