Prompt: A Nightmare Too Weird to Talk About
Crewman Meding was sitting in the one of the fore sensor analysis stations, half listening to conversations around her.
"Can you believe it? There's supposedly a green asari on Nos Astra. That's not natural." Crewman Hawthorne offered to the crewmen on deck.
Another crewman countered, "That's nothing. Tali told Ken and Gabby in engineering about a volus hopped up on red sand. Called himself a biotic god. The commander tapped him and he started rolling like that Violet girl in that old twentieth century movie Joker had us watch."
"Don't blame me for that one. Garrus asked about the fascination human women have with chocolate and I thought it was safer than showing him extranet fetish sites." The pilot paused for a moment before muttering, "That was more Kaidan's thing, or so I heard from Ash."
Crewman Patel shook his head. "That's how Rolston got his wife pregnant. Lots of chocolate syrup."
"Kaidan, where have I heard that name before, Joker?" Hawthorne answered his question a moment later. "That soldier with the commander during the battle of the Citadel, right? The biotic. Rumor has it he and the commander had a thing. Come to think of it, I've always wondered if biotics can do anything special in bed. Think the commander would know?"
A blue holographic sphere appeared next to Joker's station. "This conversation is inappropriate for the bridge." The AI's voice came out of the speakers at every station.
Meding thought she could hear Joker grinning as he answered the AI, "Yes, mom." She shook her head. No one would believe her if she dreamed tonight of a rotund volus covering a green asari with chocolate syrup while the commander and Kaidan Alenko consulted The Joy of Sex about biotics in bed.
