Chapter 12
Zebulon woke up, his sister laid peacefully on his chest, softly snoring and hugging him, "…Hmm…? Zebby?" Laura mumbled, slowly waking up with a yawn, "Morning Sis…" Zebulon smiled, hugging his sister. "Aw, cuddle time with Zebby!" Laura gushed, accidentally shoving Zebulon's head into her cleavage, "Laura…" Zebulon muttered, "Huh? Oh… sorry Zebby…" Laura apologized, letting go of his head, "It's fine. I'm used to it." Zebulon said absentmindedly making Laura quirk an eyebrow. "Um, what?" Laura asked, "Huh? Oh, Kala, Raynare… Rias… and Akeno, pretty much suffocated me with their chests." Zebulon admitted, getting up and finding a pair of black shorts to put on, "Really?" Laura asked, "Yeah. Don't worry about it." Zebulon waved her off, walking out his door, "…Zebulon…"
"Zebulon…" a seductive voice sounded from the living room as Zebulon started raiding his fridge, "What?" he called, not looking away from the refrigerator, "Come on Zebulon, have you already forgotten what I sound like?" the voice asked, this time Zebulon's eyes widened. "Oh dear…" Zebulon sighed, closing the fridge and turning towards the living room doorway, "Hey Emily…" he waved, in front of him was a blue eyed blonde woman in tight floral pants and a grey t-shirt, he would've mistook her for his mother if he hadn't known any better, [Damn, I didn't know you had two hot sisters.] 'Shut the fuck up Rakon.' Zebulon growled internally at the Dragon. "How's my cute little brother been?" Emily asked, sauntering over to him with a purposeful sway to her hips, "I don't change much, you know that." Zebulon answered, looking down at her when she stopped in front of him, "Jesus, how did you get so tall?" Emily asked, "I don't know… blame genetics." Zebulon shrugged, turning back towards the fridge and opening it again. "Mom and Dad tell me some pretty girls moved in here with us because of you. Is that true?" Emily asked, leaning on the counter next to Zebulon as he gathered a few things onto the stove, "See for yourself." Zebulon answered, pointing a thumb over his shoulders to the staircase as Rias and Asia came down. "Morning Zebulon!" Rias smiled, walking up behind him and hugging him, "Oh, who's this?" she asked, noticing Emily, "This is my second older sister Emily, she's got two years on Laura and nine on me." Zebulon explained, shuffling around with Rias on his back as he started cooking eggs, "Zebulon!" Asia exclaimed, clinging to his left arm. "Can I make my breakfast without you two stuck on me like glue?" Zebulon asked with a sigh, "Nope, because I'm here too." Raynare said as she clung to Zebulon, "And me." Kala said, jumping onto the pile. "Goddamn it…" Zebulon muttered, finishing his scrambled eggs and putting them on a plate, he looked at the girls clinging to him and sighed yet again, deciding on standing in the kitchen and eating. Emily giggled at Zebulon's situation, "Poor Zebby, I can't imagine how hard it is for you to have girls clinging to you all the time!" she exclaimed, "Ha-ha very funny." Zebulon deadpanned, finishing his eggs and sticking the plate in the sink. "Alright, everyone off the Zebulon Express, I need a shower." Zebulon said, prying the girls off of him, "Can I come with you?" Raynare asked, "Same!" Kala exclaimed, "I wouldn't mind taking a shower with you…" Rias said suggestively, "If they get to, I want to as well!" Asia exclaimed, none of them letting him go. Zebulon looked at each of the girls clinging to him. "…Shower only fits two comfortably… decide between yourselves." Zebulon said before somehow slipping out from under their grasp and letting the girls crash to the floor in a heap, "Ow!" "How did he do that?" "NO, ZEBULON! WAIT!"
'Oh gods… that was a close one…' Zebulon thought, stepping into the shower, [Yeah that could have turned into a reverse gangbang.] Rakon said in his head, 'Really? A reverse gangbang?' [Yes, would that have been a problem?] 'Considering that my sister was right next to me… yeah, just a bit of a fucking inconvenience!' [Hehe… dweeb.] 'Really, name calling? Yeah, of course you fucking- THERE ARE TITS ON MY BACK!' Zebulon looked over his shoulder to see Rias firmly pressed against his back. "…This is like when I revived you after your belly wound… remember?" Rias asked quietly, "Yeah… except then I was a bit more embarrassed than now…" Zebulon said, rinsing his hair, "Zebulon…" Rias started, "Hmm?" he looked back at her again, "Do you… love Akeno?" Zebulon blinked at her question. "…Y-Yes… I do… I figured it was obvious… but… don't think for a second you're any less important… she just swept me away instantly… I care for all of you equally, I don't care how many of you there are… I have enough to go around… but I… want to tell Akeno first… because…" Zebulon's broken explanation was stopped when Rias turned him around and put a finger on his lips. "That's all I wanted to hear Zebulon. I can wait for you, but, I just needed to know." Rias explained, Zebulon was about to say something when she silenced him with her lips, 'I could really get used to this…' [I bet you could.] Rakon agreed, Zebulon enjoyed the kiss for a few moments before breaking away. "Rias, it's dangerous to tempt me now… unless you can take me down your throat, you may take me where you least expect me…" Zebulon growled, grabbing Rias' ass, "Oh! Zebulon…" Rias mumbled, blushing a little, "Sorry, that's what'll happen if I lose control." Zebulon said, nipping at her neck. "Alright… I'm getting out then…" Rias said, Zebulon let her get out of the shower and she was immediately replaced by Raynare, "Perfect, Rias left me with this, mind fixing it?" Zebulon asked, pointing down, "I would not mind." Raynare smiled, kneeling down in front of him, "Good girl." [Seriously, you are fucked in the head.]
Ten minutes later…
Zebulon walked out of the bathroom in his uniform, heading down the stairs as Kala helped a bloated Raynare out of the bathroom, "I think I'll settle for a facial next time…" she groaned, "Agreed." Kala sighed, they heard Zebulon's chuckle as he left the staircase…
Zebulon whistled as he put his shoes on and grabbed his backpack, "Hey, have a wonderful day Zebby, I'll see you when you get home." Emily said from behind, wrapping her arms around Zebulon, "Thanks… see ya!" Zebulon grinned and went out the door, growing a confused look as he started walking. "That's odd… she's never been like this before… I wonder what's up with her?" Zebulon wondered, [I know, I've been saving this till we were out of her sight.] Rakon spoke, making Zebulon bring his hand up and look at the glowing circle. "Spill the beans then." Zebulon said, [You're not going to like this but, my son Ddraig, one of the two Sky Dragons, his host is your older sister Emily.] Rakon explained, making Zebulon stop dead in his tracks. "You're clowning… don't be clowning with me Rakon…" Zebulon trailed off, realization hitting him like a freight train, "Oh dick snot… fuck…" he muttered curses as he sat down a few blocks from the school entrance, [I'm afraid so… usually Ddraig is given a male host but… weirder things have happened.] Rakon said, the orange circle stopping its glow. "But… what-what's this mean!?" Zebulon exclaimed, running a hand through his hair, [It means she'll be involved in our matters from now on… and will fight Albion when he appears.] Rakon explained, 'And you had to drop this on me now?' Zebulon asked inwardly, [I'm sorry, I needed a chance when she was not nearby…] Rakon apologized, his voice fading away. "Fuck…" Zebulon groaned, getting up and heading for the school…
"Huh? Hey, sup?" Zebulon asked as he caught up to Sona and Tsubaki, "Oh, Rias' pawn… Zebulon." Sona said dryly, "Ouch… what's that tone for… Sauna?" Zebulon rose an eye brow trying to guess her name, "It's Sona you idiot." Sona snapped, giving him a glare. "Yo, okay… calm thy self, sorry… and you're…." Zebulon narrowed his eyes in thinking as he looked at Tsubaki, "Tsu… tu… suuhh… sud… fuck just hit me now." Zebulon gave up, hanging his head in shame, Tsubaki giggled at him, "What the?" he looked up in surprise, seeing Sona glare at Tsubaki. "What? He's cute." Tsubaki said, smiling at Zebulon, "It's Tsubaki…" she corrected, "Oh… Tsuboki. FUCK!" Zebulon shouted, slapping his forehead, again she giggled at him. "It's okay Zebulon, I couldn't pronounce your name at first either." Tsubaki smiled, "Really? Aw shit… and you can say it perfectly… I feel like a dipshit now." Zebulon sighed, palming his face, "You should, dipshit!" Sona yelled, slapping his arm, "What the hell!? CALMTH THY SELF!" Zebulon shouted, blocking Sona's random beating. "Sorry Zebulon, she hates it when people pronouncer her name wrong, especially foreigners." Tsubaki apologized, holding Sona back, "Thanks… I'm gonna go before she decides killing me is a nice thought!" Zebulon bolted off into the school, not even noticing the robed people whose hoods he blew off when he ran past…
Later that day…
"Ooohh, shiny." Zebulon commented as he entered the clubhouse, "It's nice isn't it?" Asia asked, looking around the clean halls, "Oh, well, the sun just reflected into my eyeballs… time to move on." Zebulon sighed, his eyes closed as he stumbled into the clubroom. "Zebulon, are you okay?" Rias asked, "Just peachy." Zebulon responded, collapsing on the floor behind where Rias was sitting, "Those are some really shiny ass floors out there…" he mumbled, laying contently on his face. "Ah good, looks like everyone is here." Akeno's voice sounded from the doorway, Zebulon jumped over the couch and sat down, watching Akeno walk into the room, "Akeno, why are you late?" Rias asked, turning to face Akeno, "We have some guests and I was helping them get here." Akeno explained, moving to let some others into the room. "Yo, Sona, Tus…. Goddamn it…" Zebulon again screwed up saying Tsubaki's name, palming his face in annoyance with himself, "Hi Zebulon." Tsubaki smiled, "Ugh… of course he's here…" Sona groaned, "Anyway… Rias, I'd like you to come back to my house with me, I have a matter we need to discuss, alone." Sona explained, "Well, I guess that means I can leave." Zebulon grinned, standing up and grabbing his bag, whistling as he left the building without a second thought.
Zebulon whistled a tune as he exited the school grounds and stopped when he saw Emily standing around the corner, "…So, Papa Rakon tell you about Ddraig?" she asked with a sly smile, [Well, I underestimated my own son.] Rakon's voice boomed, the orange circle lightning up on Zebulon's hand. [Like father like son.] a different booming voice responded, a green circle appeared on the back of Emily's left hand, "…Well, this is awkward." Zebulon commented, [Quiet boy, I'm speaking to my father.] Ddraig snapped, "Hey, you're lucky I don't find a way in there and kick your ass you scaly prick!" Zebulon snapped back. [Zebulon, he's not meant to fight us, he's here to find Albion.] Rakon explained, "He doesn't have to be a dick about it." Zebulon grumbled, [Emily, is this childish ape really your youngest sibling?] Ddraig asked, "Yes, he's my cute little dummy bro, don't insult him." Emily said dangerously, [OKAY! My bad…] Ddraig said quietly. "Pft…" Zebulon snorted, [Ha… AHAHAHAHA!] "PFTHAHAHAHA!" both Rakon and Zebulon started laughing loudly, [What's so funny!?] Ddraig snapped, "OHAHA! You! YOU'RE A WHIPPED LITTLE BITCH!" Zebulon laughed, [I CAN'T BELIEVE MY SON WAS DEGRADED TO A WHIPPED BITCH!] Rakon laughed, Zebulon was rolling on the ground trying to catch his breath. "Oh jeez… whew… that was hilarious…" Zebulon breathed, getting up and dusting himself off, [Don't remind me…] Rakon sighed, "Are you done?" Emily asked, "Yeah, I think so…" Zebulon answered, "Good, come on, I'll walk you home." Emily sighed, hugging her brother's arm and pulling him along. "So… are you a Devil too? Or is it just me?" Zebulon asked after a moment of walking, "I'm just plain human actually, and since when were you a Devil?" Emily questioned back, "Oh shit… I thought you knew that." Zebulon face palmed, "I knew silly! But really, tell me all about it…"
"I can't remember how hard I hit him, all I know is that I created a black hole and swallowed half the arena thanks to my buddy the Abyss Dragon." Zebulon smiled, finishing his story about when he fought Riser, "Jesus… and I always thought that what Ddraig told me was legends…" Emily sighed in awe. "Apparently that's only part of what I can do… seems there's more power to be wielded." Zebulon grinned sadistically, "Oh my God… you're such a sadist." Emily shook her head, she jumped when Zebulon stopped dead near their house, "…This doesn't feel right…" he muttered, "What's wrong Zebby?" Emily asked, watching him glare at the house. "Don't tell me…" Zebulon growled, sparking with lightning flames, he bolted into the house, "ZEBULON!"
"What in the hell?" Zebulon skidded to a stop in his living room, his mother sat on one of the couches with two people in robes, one with light brown hair and purple eyes, the other with blue hair that had a green streak and had yellow-gold eyes, a large cross sat next to her. "Zebulon! We were just talking about you!" Elizabeth exclaimed, gesturing to the two girls across from her, "AW! Look at Zebulon all grown up!" the light brown haired girl gushed, clasping her hands together, "Who are you, why are you in my house?" Zebulon asked, "Now that's rude, don't you remember Irina Shido?" Elizabeth asked, glaring at her son. "…Well now I do!" Zebulon shouted, motioning as if he was flipping a table over, "Oh… wow, he really has grown…" Irina muttered, looking over Zebulon carefully, "…Okay… okay… you know what? Have fun… I'm going to go sleep or something, my brain hurts." Zebulon sighed, leaving the room. "Hey Asia, funny meeting you here, come on, I'm going upstairs, there's nothing to worry about…" Zebulon sighed as he walked past Asia, straight up the stairs and into his room.
"Zebulon! Asia!" Rias exclaimed, hugging both Zebulon and Asia as she entered his room, "Something the matter?" Zebulon asked, "I was worried you two were in danger! I promise to keep a better eye on both of you!" Rias looked up at him, "I mean… I'm kind of the Ultimate Dragon for a reason… so, danger is not a problem." Zebulon said, making Rias glare at him. "I don't care, I couldn't stand to see you get hurt because of my actions. Not again…" Rias looked down in shame, "What do you mean 'again'? I threw myself into danger because I wanted you around, if I didn't give two shits then I wouldn't be in danger at all, my top priority is protecting my friends, even if I get slapped around a bit." Zebulon stated, smiling proudly. "You dummy… you're my responsibility, I intend to keep you safe and happy." Rias sighed, shaking her head at Zebulon, "Thanks Rias…" he grinned, embracing her, Rias squeaked a little at the sudden gesture, "Zebulon…" Asia pouted off to the side, "Come here Asia." Zebulon grinned, pulling Asia into his arms as well. "I'm big enough to hug both of you, don't worry about it." Zebulon said as he let them go, "So, what were those two Church members doing here?" Rias asked, regaining her composure, "I don't know, I didn't stick around to find out." Zebulon answered, kicking back on his bed and closing his eyes. "…Asia, do you know?" Rias asked after giving Zebulon a glare, "No, all they cared about when they left was that we were devils." Asia answered, "Huh… that's odd, I guess we can ask them tomorrow. They'll be visiting us after school in the clubroom." Rias explained, looking back at Zebulon. "I'll be in late. I got a detention for throwing those two perverted dickheads around and it's just now coming back to bite me in the ass, like it took someone two chapters to fix the loose end or something and is using it to kill time and skip parts they don't want to write." Zebulon rambled, "What?" Rias asked, completely confused, "…I don't know… I'm just rambling." Zebulon replied, rolling over and planting his face into the pillow. "I'm hungry… does anyone know when dinner is going to be ready?" Zebulon asked after several moments of silence, "Oh, I forgot we need to cook tonight Asia!" Rias exclaimed, "Thanks for reminding me Zebulon, it'll be ready soon!" she left his room on a hurry with Asia right behind. "…No problem… all I did was complain though…."
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This seems like a good place to stop, sorry for the delay… I'm lazy. Did you take note of the fourth wall tapping?
See ya next time on The Ultimate Dragon!
