Series: 31 Nights of Frights, Part Deux
Title: Uncommunicative
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimer: Joss owns Phantom Dennis, JK owns Nearly-Headless Nick
FfA Pairing: Phantom Dennis/Nearly-Headless Nick
Summary: 31 encounters of the creepy and not so creepy kind. FfA pairings.
Part Summary: One cant say anything, one cant shut up
A/N: Silly little idea.

31 Nights of Frights, Part Deux

Uncommunicative

Another tea cup sailed through Nick's body. Then the toaster. And then the coat rack.

"Phantom Dennis, throwing things through me won't make me stop talking to you, you know," Sir Nicholas sighed. "The headmaster was quite adamant about your peaceful transferal to Hogwarts. The new tenants will not be as understanding as your last tenant. Ms. Chase was a muggle worth her mettle no doubt."

A pillow tore itself to shreds in response. Sir Nicholas floated forward. He floated in a sitting position just beside where he assumed Dennis must be sitting.

"They've got wonderful young students you can spend time with and plenty of benevolent spirits just like myself to mingle with. I'm sure the headmaster can give you some color, to show off your spirit's true colors."

In response, the pillows rose from lack of pressure and the front door swung open. Sir Nicholas smiled, and Merlin knew he was ready to be rid of this filthy crowded city.

"Excellent choice, old man. I'm glad you came around to the right sort of thinking. I've heard these muggles have something horrid called Ghost Busters. A thing of nightmares, I tell you, even for a specter such as myself."