Shadus walking around Author's room.
Shadus: Guys, I need ideas fast.
Tripp (I'm in the band): How about if you have us perform in one of your challenges?
Shadus: Nah.
Shadefrost: Just get on with the Horror Survivor Show.
Shadus: GENIUS IDEA!
Tripp: ...
Shadefrost: Hehe.
Shadus typing on laptop: The disclaimer is I do not own Warriors, Suite Life on Deck, Falconswoop, Fred, Loststream and Hawkfire.
11:47 pm
Shadowclaw: Hello, mortals!
Hawkfire: HEY!
Shadowclaw: I'm the host Shadowclaw.
Sandpelt: It's your co-host Sandpelt.
Hawkfire: And your guest co-host, also host of my own Dare show, Hawkfire!
Fred: And I'm FRED!
Shadowclaw: FALCON PUNCH! *hits Fred*
Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *disappears*
Announcer: And the winner is, Shadowclaw!
Shadowclaw: This is too easy!
Sandpelt: Lame brawl scenario, get on with the show.
Shadowclaw: It's the night that we've been waiting for.
Hawkfire: No it's not.
Shadowclaw: I mean the guests are Sol and Bluestar... Wait, I meant challengers.
Bluestar: Me, facing this annoying liar. He doesn't know everything.
Sol: Mosskit died but got revived as Willowshine.
Bluestar: DAUGHTER! *hugs Willowshine near the truck*
Willowshine: *gasp* need air!
Shadowclaw: Willowshine is right now here as medic, forced by the manager, Foxleap is also here as camera cat.
Foxleap: I think for now, we shall wait for moonhigh.
Sandpelt: Now we will wait for the-
Shadowclaw: Hey, were not in front of the abandoned mansion.
Shadowclaw: I think I know, I took the wrong direction. Were moving towards the abandoned mansion.
11:59pm
Hawkfire: Hey Bluestar, you were actually killed by a falling coconut after you left the-OH MY STARCLAN! WHY IS A DEAD BLUESTAR HERE?
Sandpelt: This is bad, Willowshine does not have medicine right now. Willowshine and Foxleap, do you have anything to do with this?
Willowshine and Foxleap: ...
Flashback...
On the truck.
Foxleap: Hey Sol, Bluestar, have some cookies. *pulls out plate of cookies*
Sol: How really nice of you. *eats one*
Bluestar: Yummy, thanks. *eats some*
Foxleap: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sol: What's so funny?
Foxleap: On your cookie, I put diarrhea-
Sol: *runs to a port a loo*
Foxleap: That port a loo isn't that safe either.
The port a loo explodes revealing soot covered Sol who is also covered in... waste...
Sol's squeaky voice: THIS IS SO FU* * * * * DISGUSTING AND HUMILIATING!
Bluestar in a squeaky voice: What happened to our voice?
Foxleap: I don't know, maybe I put in some *pulls out berries on basket* SQUEAK BERRIES! HAHAHAHA!
Willowshine: Good one Foxleap! HAHAHAHA!
Sol: Enough, I still have squeaky voice... And some waste...
Bluestar: *coughs* I think *cough* my throat is constricting *wheezing* It's the Squeak berries! *falls down unconscious*
Sol: I won't talk for awhile.
Foxleap: Should we push her off?
Willowshine: I vote yes.
Foxleap: *pushes off Bluestar*
Bluestar: *rolls down the road*
Reality... Which stinks...
Shadowclaw: I think it's perfectly normal for a dead cat to just appear in front of us.
Sandpelt: We can't continue the show without her.
Tigerstar: What happened to her?
Hawkfire: Tigerstar is here as the security? That's stupid.
Shadowclaw: No need to use sarcasm here.
Sandpelt and Hawkfire: You don't even know what sarcasm means.
Shadowclaw: Yes I do.
Sandpelt and Hawkfire: No you don't. You're just an idiot trying to be smart. Wait, actually you're trying to keep the balance of what viewers see at you.
Tigerstar: Do you two practice that?
Sandpelt and Hawkfire: No, no we don't. We don't even do this at all. She's just copying what I'm saying because I have a much smarter brain.
Tigerstar: ...
Shadowclaw: Where did Foxleap and Willowshine go?
Sol: (squeaky voice) I believe they ran away.
Shadowclaw and Tigerstar: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sandpelt: What happened to your voice?
Hawkfire: IT'S SQUEAKY! HAHAHAHA!
Tigerstar: *stops laughing* so Bluestar is dead right now?
Sol: (squeaky voice) apparently, she passed out.
Shadowclaw, Hawkfire and Tigerstar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sandpelt: Seriously?
Tigerstar: I knew that wishing well was real.
Shadowclaw: Bring me to that wishing well!
Bluestar: *rises from the ground* (squeaky voice) got you!
Sol: Good one but they were the only ones that you fooled. It was obvious that you were faking because your breathing was-
Shadowclaw: Blah-blah-blah-blah. You also act-
Sol: -Like the annoying kid from Suite Life on Deck. I may be annoying but I'm not as stupid as him or foolish.
Shadowclaw: ... I meant to say the talkative one on Suite Life on Deck. You were never smart. You're not even as smart as the stupid kid called Cody.
S. S. Tipton...
Cody: *sneezes* alright, who's insulting me?
Fred: *flies by* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cody: What in the name of all things gravy? Someone was, flying?
Falconswoop: Technically, he was blasted away from somewhere.
Cody: AAAAAH!
Falconswoop: AAAAH!
Cody: AAAAAAH!
Falconswoop: I knew I shouldn't have replied to you.
Cody: A ta-ta-talking-ca-ca-cat!
Falconswoop: Meh, one thing to do to stay hidden in this ship. *pushes off Cody*
Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SFX-Splash
Falconswoop: Twoleg overboard. *looks at lifesaver* ... Na. *leaves*
Old mansion...
Tigerstar: Bluestar, that was sick and twisted. I have to go to my corner and sleep there. I have a wishing well to dream about.
Sandpelt: Yeah, that was evil. I don't think anyone appreciates that practical joke.
Sol and Shadowclaw: That was awesome!
Bluestar: Thank you!
Hawkfire: Except for Sol and Shadowclaw.
Sandpelt: Shall we go on with the show?
Shadowclaw: I believe we have to. That is why tonight, we have a special entrance for both of you. Sol and Bluestar?
Sol and Bluestar: Yeah?
Shadowclaw: FALCON KICK! *hits both of them*
Sol and Bluestar: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *lands behind the abandoned mansion*
Shadowclaw: And now we will enjoy their pain.
Hawkfire: It's the Basilisk from Harry Potter!
Sandpelt: Close your eyes, anyone who sees it's eyes will die.
Tigerstar: Did someone said die?
Shadowclaw: *closes eyes and points at basilisk* look at the snake thing.
Tigerstar: Huh? *looks at basilisk* what in the name of dark forest is tha- *dies*
Shadowclaw: Yay! He died!
Hawkfire: Our security killed by our own host. Great.
Sandpelt: And I can revive Tigerstar. REVIVE!
Tigerstar: *stands up* brains.
Shadowclaw: Nice try, but were smarter than that. By the amount of zombie brains happening, I know you're pretending Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: Brains *pads toward Hawkfire*
Hawkfire: Necromancy is evil. *runs to the mansion*
Tigerstar: *chases Hawkfire*
Shadowclaw: Give it up Tigerstar. *chases Tigerstar*
Sandpelt: Dammit. *takes camera and chases Shadowclaw*
No one was near the moving van beside the basilisk... Except for Esteban hiding inside the van...
Esteban: I wonder why they are so quiet.
Basilisk: Kill, kill, kill.
Esteban: I must play dead. Good thing I didn't bring Dudley or else he would've been killed. *lies down*
Sol: Uhh. *wakes up* why am I in a graveyard. Oh yeah, the survivor show. Great, I thought I had enough information about the twoleg when I asked that host for a book about twolegs.
Hawkfire: STOP CHASING ME! *runs by*
Tigerstar: RAAR! *chases her*
Sol: Was that a zombie? Great, I still have a squeaky voice. My voice is almost like Justin Bieber,
Shadowclaw: *runs toward him* great, I lost Tigerstar. Sol, do not go in the abandoned house.
Sol: Oh yes I will. *runs towards the house*
Shadowclaw: ... Works like a charm.
Bluestar: A CORPSE IS ATTACKING ME!
Shadowclaw: *gets hit by skull* Ow. I wonder what happened that I got hit. Well, time to use my thinking grenades. *pulls grenade* hmmm...
SFX – Boom
Bluestar: MY PAW!
Shadowclaw: Hmm... *pulls out another grenade*
SFX – Boom
Bluestar: A TREE IS PINNING ME DOWN!
Shadowclaw: Nahh... *pulls out another grenade*
SFX – Boom
Skeleton: HOLY HELL! BILLY IS DEAD!
Shadowclaw: Maybe the-*pulls out another grenade*
SFX – Boom
Skeleton: IT'S THE APOCALYPLSE!
Zombie: YOU IDIOT WE ARE THE UNDEAD! WE ARE THE APOCALYPSE!
Shadowclaw: Maybe, just maybe - *pulls out another grenade*
SFX – Boom
Bluestar: So many corpses and dead bodies.
Sol: Aren't those the same?
Bluestar: I see you still have the squeaky voice.
Sol: Actually, mine is gone. You're the one with the squeaky voice.
Bluestar: Stupid squeak berries. When is this going to end?
A grenade falls nearby.
Sol: Oh crap. *runs away*
Bluestar: AAAAAH!
SFX – Boom
A splinter pierces through Zombie Tigerstar's skull.
Tigerstar: Uhh. Brains.
Shadowclaw: Ok, a skull hit me. *sees Tigerstar* maybe he is a zombie.
Hawkfire: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! NOW DESTROY HIM! *runs by*
Tigerstar: Brains. *chases Hawkfire*
Sandpelt: The basilisk is now in the graveyard!
Sol: How come you're at the top of the roof?
Sandpelt: Because I have common sense. All the ones that wanted to live come up here.
Hawkfire: THE ZOMBIES ARE MULTIPLYING!
Shadowclaw: I got to go back to the van. My weapons were there. *heads to the mansion edge*
Bluestar: I don't want to get eaten or killed by the Basilisk! HELP!
Hawkfire: YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE NEEDING IT!
Bluestar: I thought you have the power of fire.
Hawkfire: ... STUPID ME! FIRE *pillars of fire comes out of her paws*
Zombies: Oh no.
Random Zombie: THAT IS AWESOME!
Zombies: *beats him up with his own skull*
1:22 am.
Hawkfire: *burns more zombies* they just keep multiplying!
Sandpelt: Imagine the zombies were Justin Bieber's body parts.
Hawkfire: DIE! *burns every zombies to a crisp* well that was easy.
Basilisk behind Hawkfire: Grrr.
Hawkfire: FLAME PILLAR! *flies away* wait, I could have used my ANGRY MODE. Darn it. *disappears*
Sandpelt: I'm out. You two compete for the title of tonight's winner.
Sol: *climbs up another floor* technically, it's today since it's already past moonhigh.
Sandpelt: ... You're more annoying than Cody.
Sol: ...
At the S. S. Tipton...
Cody with a towel: *sneezes* who insulted me again?
Zack: ... Probably me after a few minutes.
Hawkfire: I LOVE THIS POWER! *flies past*
Cody: Did I just see another talking cat?
Zack: A talking flying cat actually.
Cody: ... I think people think you're more annoying than me.
Zack: Is that an insult or self-mockery?
Cody: Who are you and what did you to Zack.
Zack: *head pops open revealing Falconswoop*
Falconswoop: It's me the talking cat you saw. Swimming time!
Cody: Oh boy.
Falconswoop: *pushes off Cody*
Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
SFX-Splash
Falconswoop: Twoleg over- ... Nahh. *hides on ventilation shaft*
Abandoned mansion's graveyard...
Bluestar: I must not open eyes.
Basilisk behind her: Hmm... *turns on radio*
Radio: Never say never (never never never)
You see I never thought that I could walk through fire
I never thought that I could take a burn
I never had the strength to take it higher
Until I reached the point of no return
And there's just no turnin back
When your heart's under attack
Gonna give everything I have
It's my destiny
I will never say never (I will fight)
Bluestar's thoughts: Oh no, it's Justin Bieber. Must concentrate on closing eyes, he cannot be right here right now. It must be a radio.
Sol: OMG, IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER! AND HIS PET ROCK CASPER!
Bluestar: Pet rock? WHERE! *looks at basilisk* I'm dead. *dies*
Basilisk: My work here is almost done.
Sol wearing shades: And thus I have accomplished my goal of winning this night. I shall continue grovelling myself.
Basilisk: You're as annoying as the kid called-
Sol: I know, I know. I'm more annoying than Cody. I get that a lot.
Basilisk: ... Actually, its Zack on Suite Life on Deck...
S. S. Tipton...
Cody: I'm glad I'm finally alone, without crazy people or cats. Talking cats, I must be hallucinating awhile ago.
Deathbringer on Dragon: Go, Doombringer. FLY LIKE THE WIND! *flies by*
Cody: ... *bangs head on wall repeatedly*
Bailey: Hey Cody, we got to talk about our relationship.
Cody: I know! You're that crazy cat talking to me. I'm not gonna be pranked on again. *pushes Bailey off the ship*
Bailey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SFX-Splash.
Cody: That's what robot on disguises get.
Falconswoop behind him: You really pushed off your girlfriend?
Cody: I know that's not my girlfriend. Listen, this might sound crazy but I've been pranked several times by a cat here. And I know, that the robot... I pushed... off... was... You...
Falconswoop: Yep you pushed off your girlfriend. *pushes Cody off*
Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Zack on a small window: What was that noise? *gets hit by falling Cody and falls down too*
Zack and Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SFX- Big splash.
Falconswoop: Now I can turn myself human and have a relaxing vacation.
Human Loststream nearby: Breezey, let's go to the hot tub.
Human Breezepelt: Help... Me...
Falconswoop: *whispering* with annoying Breezepelt.
Loststream: GRRR! *throws Falconswoop off*
Falconswoop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SFX-Splash.
Loststream: Come on Breezey, let's head to the sky deck... Breezey? BREEZEY! *chases Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: HELP!
Graveyard...
Others: ...
Basilisk: What? Can't I get to enjoy as much TV as the others?
Sol: ...
Shadowclaw: *appears in front of Basilisk with shades* I LIKE TRAINS!
Basilisk: OH FU- *gets run over by train*
Hawkfire lands with Fred.
Fred: That, trip, was, making me dizzy. *falls unconscious*
The horror van goes in the graveyard.
Esteban: What was the commotion all about? *spots all the dead bodies around* OH MY GOOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! *faints*
Shadowclaw: Anyone up for fried snake?
Hawkfire: I want to! *burns dead Basilisk*
Sandpelt: *jumps off mansion* great, were eating roadkill. A giant one.
Sol: I believe I can fly! *jumps off and lands on Bluestar*
Shadowclaw: Sol's the winner tonight-
Sol: Today.
Shadowclaw: ... Shut up... Sol's the winner right now on the abandoned graveyard beside the abandoned mansion that is being used to film a movie by the creators of Titanic.
Sandpelt: Well, I can revive both Tigerstar and Bluestar: REVIVE!
Hawkfire and Sol: NOOOOOO!
Tigerstar and Bluestar: *rises* brains. *bites Fred*
Fred: *wakes up*OW!
Hawkfire: And here's another zombie horde.
Shadowclaw: KILL TIME!
Deathbringer and Doombringer: *lands near them*
Deathbringer: Did someone say kill?
Voldemort: *appears out of nowhere* you'll all pay.
Author: Sorry for the long wait but here's a long chapter that doesn't make any sense. Bye for now.
