Shadus walking around Author's room.

Shadus: Guys, I need ideas fast.

Tripp (I'm in the band): How about if you have us perform in one of your challenges?

Shadus: Nah.

Shadefrost: Just get on with the Horror Survivor Show.

Shadus: GENIUS IDEA!

Tripp: ...

Shadefrost: Hehe.

Shadus typing on laptop: The disclaimer is I do not own Warriors, Suite Life on Deck, Falconswoop, Fred, Loststream and Hawkfire.

11:47 pm

Shadowclaw: Hello, mortals!

Hawkfire: HEY!

Shadowclaw: I'm the host Shadowclaw.

Sandpelt: It's your co-host Sandpelt.

Hawkfire: And your guest co-host, also host of my own Dare show, Hawkfire!

Fred: And I'm FRED!

Shadowclaw: FALCON PUNCH! *hits Fred*

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *disappears*

Announcer: And the winner is, Shadowclaw!

Shadowclaw: This is too easy!

Sandpelt: Lame brawl scenario, get on with the show.

Shadowclaw: It's the night that we've been waiting for.

Hawkfire: No it's not.

Shadowclaw: I mean the guests are Sol and Bluestar... Wait, I meant challengers.

Bluestar: Me, facing this annoying liar. He doesn't know everything.

Sol: Mosskit died but got revived as Willowshine.

Bluestar: DAUGHTER! *hugs Willowshine near the truck*

Willowshine: *gasp* need air!

Shadowclaw: Willowshine is right now here as medic, forced by the manager, Foxleap is also here as camera cat.

Foxleap: I think for now, we shall wait for moonhigh.

Sandpelt: Now we will wait for the-

Shadowclaw: Hey, were not in front of the abandoned mansion.

Shadowclaw: I think I know, I took the wrong direction. Were moving towards the abandoned mansion.

11:59pm

Hawkfire: Hey Bluestar, you were actually killed by a falling coconut after you left the-OH MY STARCLAN! WHY IS A DEAD BLUESTAR HERE?

Sandpelt: This is bad, Willowshine does not have medicine right now. Willowshine and Foxleap, do you have anything to do with this?

Willowshine and Foxleap: ...

Flashback...

On the truck.

Foxleap: Hey Sol, Bluestar, have some cookies. *pulls out plate of cookies*

Sol: How really nice of you. *eats one*

Bluestar: Yummy, thanks. *eats some*

Foxleap: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sol: What's so funny?

Foxleap: On your cookie, I put diarrhea-

Sol: *runs to a port a loo*

Foxleap: That port a loo isn't that safe either.

The port a loo explodes revealing soot covered Sol who is also covered in... waste...

Sol's squeaky voice: THIS IS SO FU* * * * * DISGUSTING AND HUMILIATING!

Bluestar in a squeaky voice: What happened to our voice?

Foxleap: I don't know, maybe I put in some *pulls out berries on basket* SQUEAK BERRIES! HAHAHAHA!

Willowshine: Good one Foxleap! HAHAHAHA!

Sol: Enough, I still have squeaky voice... And some waste...

Bluestar: *coughs* I think *cough* my throat is constricting *wheezing* It's the Squeak berries! *falls down unconscious*

Sol: I won't talk for awhile.

Foxleap: Should we push her off?

Willowshine: I vote yes.

Foxleap: *pushes off Bluestar*

Bluestar: *rolls down the road*

Reality... Which stinks...

Shadowclaw: I think it's perfectly normal for a dead cat to just appear in front of us.

Sandpelt: We can't continue the show without her.

Tigerstar: What happened to her?

Hawkfire: Tigerstar is here as the security? That's stupid.

Shadowclaw: No need to use sarcasm here.

Sandpelt and Hawkfire: You don't even know what sarcasm means.

Shadowclaw: Yes I do.

Sandpelt and Hawkfire: No you don't. You're just an idiot trying to be smart. Wait, actually you're trying to keep the balance of what viewers see at you.

Tigerstar: Do you two practice that?

Sandpelt and Hawkfire: No, no we don't. We don't even do this at all. She's just copying what I'm saying because I have a much smarter brain.

Tigerstar: ...

Shadowclaw: Where did Foxleap and Willowshine go?

Sol: (squeaky voice) I believe they ran away.

Shadowclaw and Tigerstar: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sandpelt: What happened to your voice?

Hawkfire: IT'S SQUEAKY! HAHAHAHA!

Tigerstar: *stops laughing* so Bluestar is dead right now?

Sol: (squeaky voice) apparently, she passed out.

Shadowclaw, Hawkfire and Tigerstar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sandpelt: Seriously?

Tigerstar: I knew that wishing well was real.

Shadowclaw: Bring me to that wishing well!

Bluestar: *rises from the ground* (squeaky voice) got you!

Sol: Good one but they were the only ones that you fooled. It was obvious that you were faking because your breathing was-

Shadowclaw: Blah-blah-blah-blah. You also act-

Sol: -Like the annoying kid from Suite Life on Deck. I may be annoying but I'm not as stupid as him or foolish.

Shadowclaw: ... I meant to say the talkative one on Suite Life on Deck. You were never smart. You're not even as smart as the stupid kid called Cody.

S. S. Tipton...

Cody: *sneezes* alright, who's insulting me?

Fred: *flies by* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cody: What in the name of all things gravy? Someone was, flying?

Falconswoop: Technically, he was blasted away from somewhere.

Cody: AAAAAH!

Falconswoop: AAAAH!

Cody: AAAAAAH!

Falconswoop: I knew I shouldn't have replied to you.

Cody: A ta-ta-talking-ca-ca-cat!

Falconswoop: Meh, one thing to do to stay hidden in this ship. *pushes off Cody*

Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SFX-Splash

Falconswoop: Twoleg overboard. *looks at lifesaver* ... Na. *leaves*

Old mansion...

Tigerstar: Bluestar, that was sick and twisted. I have to go to my corner and sleep there. I have a wishing well to dream about.

Sandpelt: Yeah, that was evil. I don't think anyone appreciates that practical joke.

Sol and Shadowclaw: That was awesome!

Bluestar: Thank you!

Hawkfire: Except for Sol and Shadowclaw.

Sandpelt: Shall we go on with the show?

Shadowclaw: I believe we have to. That is why tonight, we have a special entrance for both of you. Sol and Bluestar?

Sol and Bluestar: Yeah?

Shadowclaw: FALCON KICK! *hits both of them*

Sol and Bluestar: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *lands behind the abandoned mansion*

Shadowclaw: And now we will enjoy their pain.

Hawkfire: It's the Basilisk from Harry Potter!

Sandpelt: Close your eyes, anyone who sees it's eyes will die.

Tigerstar: Did someone said die?

Shadowclaw: *closes eyes and points at basilisk* look at the snake thing.

Tigerstar: Huh? *looks at basilisk* what in the name of dark forest is tha- *dies*

Shadowclaw: Yay! He died!

Hawkfire: Our security killed by our own host. Great.

Sandpelt: And I can revive Tigerstar. REVIVE!

Tigerstar: *stands up* brains.

Shadowclaw: Nice try, but were smarter than that. By the amount of zombie brains happening, I know you're pretending Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: Brains *pads toward Hawkfire*

Hawkfire: Necromancy is evil. *runs to the mansion*

Tigerstar: *chases Hawkfire*

Shadowclaw: Give it up Tigerstar. *chases Tigerstar*

Sandpelt: Dammit. *takes camera and chases Shadowclaw*

No one was near the moving van beside the basilisk... Except for Esteban hiding inside the van...

Esteban: I wonder why they are so quiet.

Basilisk: Kill, kill, kill.

Esteban: I must play dead. Good thing I didn't bring Dudley or else he would've been killed. *lies down*

Sol: Uhh. *wakes up* why am I in a graveyard. Oh yeah, the survivor show. Great, I thought I had enough information about the twoleg when I asked that host for a book about twolegs.

Hawkfire: STOP CHASING ME! *runs by*

Tigerstar: RAAR! *chases her*

Sol: Was that a zombie? Great, I still have a squeaky voice. My voice is almost like Justin Bieber,

Shadowclaw: *runs toward him* great, I lost Tigerstar. Sol, do not go in the abandoned house.

Sol: Oh yes I will. *runs towards the house*

Shadowclaw: ... Works like a charm.

Bluestar: A CORPSE IS ATTACKING ME!

Shadowclaw: *gets hit by skull* Ow. I wonder what happened that I got hit. Well, time to use my thinking grenades. *pulls grenade* hmmm...

SFX – Boom

Bluestar: MY PAW!

Shadowclaw: Hmm... *pulls out another grenade*

SFX – Boom

Bluestar: A TREE IS PINNING ME DOWN!

Shadowclaw: Nahh... *pulls out another grenade*

SFX – Boom

Skeleton: HOLY HELL! BILLY IS DEAD!

Shadowclaw: Maybe the-*pulls out another grenade*

SFX – Boom

Skeleton: IT'S THE APOCALYPLSE!

Zombie: YOU IDIOT WE ARE THE UNDEAD! WE ARE THE APOCALYPSE!

Shadowclaw: Maybe, just maybe - *pulls out another grenade*

SFX – Boom

Bluestar: So many corpses and dead bodies.

Sol: Aren't those the same?

Bluestar: I see you still have the squeaky voice.

Sol: Actually, mine is gone. You're the one with the squeaky voice.

Bluestar: Stupid squeak berries. When is this going to end?

A grenade falls nearby.

Sol: Oh crap. *runs away*

Bluestar: AAAAAH!

SFX – Boom

A splinter pierces through Zombie Tigerstar's skull.

Tigerstar: Uhh. Brains.

Shadowclaw: Ok, a skull hit me. *sees Tigerstar* maybe he is a zombie.

Hawkfire: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! NOW DESTROY HIM! *runs by*

Tigerstar: Brains. *chases Hawkfire*

Sandpelt: The basilisk is now in the graveyard!

Sol: How come you're at the top of the roof?

Sandpelt: Because I have common sense. All the ones that wanted to live come up here.

Hawkfire: THE ZOMBIES ARE MULTIPLYING!

Shadowclaw: I got to go back to the van. My weapons were there. *heads to the mansion edge*

Bluestar: I don't want to get eaten or killed by the Basilisk! HELP!

Hawkfire: YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE NEEDING IT!

Bluestar: I thought you have the power of fire.

Hawkfire: ... STUPID ME! FIRE *pillars of fire comes out of her paws*

Zombies: Oh no.

Random Zombie: THAT IS AWESOME!

Zombies: *beats him up with his own skull*

1:22 am.

Hawkfire: *burns more zombies* they just keep multiplying!

Sandpelt: Imagine the zombies were Justin Bieber's body parts.

Hawkfire: DIE! *burns every zombies to a crisp* well that was easy.

Basilisk behind Hawkfire: Grrr.

Hawkfire: FLAME PILLAR! *flies away* wait, I could have used my ANGRY MODE. Darn it. *disappears*

Sandpelt: I'm out. You two compete for the title of tonight's winner.

Sol: *climbs up another floor* technically, it's today since it's already past moonhigh.

Sandpelt: ... You're more annoying than Cody.

Sol: ...

At the S. S. Tipton...

Cody with a towel: *sneezes* who insulted me again?

Zack: ... Probably me after a few minutes.

Hawkfire: I LOVE THIS POWER! *flies past*

Cody: Did I just see another talking cat?

Zack: A talking flying cat actually.

Cody: ... I think people think you're more annoying than me.

Zack: Is that an insult or self-mockery?

Cody: Who are you and what did you to Zack.

Zack: *head pops open revealing Falconswoop*

Falconswoop: It's me the talking cat you saw. Swimming time!

Cody: Oh boy.

Falconswoop: *pushes off Cody*

Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

SFX-Splash

Falconswoop: Twoleg over- ... Nahh. *hides on ventilation shaft*

Abandoned mansion's graveyard...

Bluestar: I must not open eyes.

Basilisk behind her: Hmm... *turns on radio*

Radio: Never say never (never never never)

You see I never thought that I could walk through fire
I never thought that I could take a burn
I never had the strength to take it higher
Until I reached the point of no return

And there's just no turnin back
When your heart's under attack
Gonna give everything I have
It's my destiny

I will never say never (I will fight)

Bluestar's thoughts: Oh no, it's Justin Bieber. Must concentrate on closing eyes, he cannot be right here right now. It must be a radio.

Sol: OMG, IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER! AND HIS PET ROCK CASPER!

Bluestar: Pet rock? WHERE! *looks at basilisk* I'm dead. *dies*

Basilisk: My work here is almost done.

Sol wearing shades: And thus I have accomplished my goal of winning this night. I shall continue grovelling myself.

Basilisk: You're as annoying as the kid called-

Sol: I know, I know. I'm more annoying than Cody. I get that a lot.

Basilisk: ... Actually, its Zack on Suite Life on Deck...

S. S. Tipton...

Cody: I'm glad I'm finally alone, without crazy people or cats. Talking cats, I must be hallucinating awhile ago.

Deathbringer on Dragon: Go, Doombringer. FLY LIKE THE WIND! *flies by*

Cody: ... *bangs head on wall repeatedly*

Bailey: Hey Cody, we got to talk about our relationship.

Cody: I know! You're that crazy cat talking to me. I'm not gonna be pranked on again. *pushes Bailey off the ship*

Bailey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SFX-Splash.

Cody: That's what robot on disguises get.

Falconswoop behind him: You really pushed off your girlfriend?

Cody: I know that's not my girlfriend. Listen, this might sound crazy but I've been pranked several times by a cat here. And I know, that the robot... I pushed... off... was... You...

Falconswoop: Yep you pushed off your girlfriend. *pushes Cody off*

Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

Zack on a small window: What was that noise? *gets hit by falling Cody and falls down too*

Zack and Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SFX- Big splash.

Falconswoop: Now I can turn myself human and have a relaxing vacation.

Human Loststream nearby: Breezey, let's go to the hot tub.

Human Breezepelt: Help... Me...

Falconswoop: *whispering* with annoying Breezepelt.

Loststream: GRRR! *throws Falconswoop off*

Falconswoop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SFX-Splash.

Loststream: Come on Breezey, let's head to the sky deck... Breezey? BREEZEY! *chases Breezepelt*

Breezepelt: HELP!

Graveyard...

Others: ...

Basilisk: What? Can't I get to enjoy as much TV as the others?

Sol: ...

Shadowclaw: *appears in front of Basilisk with shades* I LIKE TRAINS!

Basilisk: OH FU- *gets run over by train*

Hawkfire lands with Fred.

Fred: That, trip, was, making me dizzy. *falls unconscious*

The horror van goes in the graveyard.

Esteban: What was the commotion all about? *spots all the dead bodies around* OH MY GOOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! *faints*

Shadowclaw: Anyone up for fried snake?

Hawkfire: I want to! *burns dead Basilisk*

Sandpelt: *jumps off mansion* great, were eating roadkill. A giant one.

Sol: I believe I can fly! *jumps off and lands on Bluestar*

Shadowclaw: Sol's the winner tonight-

Sol: Today.

Shadowclaw: ... Shut up... Sol's the winner right now on the abandoned graveyard beside the abandoned mansion that is being used to film a movie by the creators of Titanic.

Sandpelt: Well, I can revive both Tigerstar and Bluestar: REVIVE!

Hawkfire and Sol: NOOOOOO!

Tigerstar and Bluestar: *rises* brains. *bites Fred*

Fred: *wakes up*OW!

Hawkfire: And here's another zombie horde.

Shadowclaw: KILL TIME!

Deathbringer and Doombringer: *lands near them*

Deathbringer: Did someone say kill?

Voldemort: *appears out of nowhere* you'll all pay.

Author: Sorry for the long wait but here's a long chapter that doesn't make any sense. Bye for now.