Chapter 12 a crappy Christmas Eve
Rated M for language and sex talk
Disclaimer I don't own south park nor the O.C's Lana and Anna
Authors Note
This is the first in a 6 parter holiday explosion of fun and excitement sex and surprises (maybe surprise butt sex or SADOMAIE I think that's how you pronounce it) so enjoy and I hope you are having an awesome Thursday…or Friday if you are in aussie
Chapter 12 a crappy Christmas Eve
Matts P.O.V
I am getting ready for the big Christmas party I decided to plan butters and cartman are finally going to come out to everyone and butters said his pen pal is coming sounds interesting I don't give 2 shits about Canadians except ike he is cool he and Karen are still secretly dating (caught them groping one another nana got a little pissed) and Wendy has been staring at me all night I guess she doesn't want any accidental BJs hell I would eat her out for revenge if Stan would be ok with it
"Ok look I want to know something and you are going to tell me how the fuck did you win the lotto if you are 16 years old" asked Wendy
"Uhh well Anna got the ticket and we paid for it," I said
"Then where's her cut of the cash you and nana got the money and didn't offer her any" said Wendy
"I didn't want any they were the poor ones not me" said Anna
"Oh hi Anna but why not I mean you are behind rent aint you" said Wendy
"DAMNIT WENDY" yelled Anna
"Anna why didn't you tell me you were behind the bills" I said
"Because I don't want you worrying for no reason matt I am fine just need to get a 2nd job" said Anna
"Or how about I give you your gift early" I said
I walked downstairs and speak to the manager Mr. Tim
"Hey Tim" I said
"Hey matt merry Christmas how are you," said Tim
Mr. Tim is probably the coolest manager of all time he hates evicting people and gives people extra time if he knows they are good for it
"Hey I wonder can I handle Anna's rent for the rest of her time here I have plenty of money I can even double it for this month to start she is behind and I am afraid she will get a 2nd job" I said
"Ahh ok sure just put your address here and I will send a bill every week its 800 a month" said Tim
I filled out the paper work and walked back up stairs Anna was kind of mad but she was also happy that I cared
Lana's P.O.V
Well its Christmas eve and my dads want me to spend it in south park with them sense they took the gig and not only that it was a charity event for homeless children so they donated a lot of there money…I secretly looked and saw it wasn't going to the needy but to there lonely bank account god I hate people. I walk to a bar I didn't know it was a strip club and asked if I could get an application even after I found out they asked my age and said I could be a waiter sense I am 17 years old (I failed 1st grade so I will graduate at the age of 19) and I saw a blonde with big fucking boobs spinning around as they bounce with a Santa skirt on topless then removing the skirt to show her thong the guys said its her last dance today and she got extra tips hell I threw in a 10 to be nice I guess she noticed
"Hey" said the blonde
"Uhh hi imp sorry I am not gay I just was being generous oh and I know your not 18 I wont talk but explain why" I said
"How did you know?" said the blonde
"That body is not an 18 year olds body its still in development," I said
"Wow is it that noticeable cause the strip age is 17 I only have to wait 3 more months till I am legal in this town of hicks and fucking pervs I know half the adults here from my childhood uggh its disgusting" said the blonde
"Then why do you do it by the way my names Lana?" I said
"OH YOUR Lana my names bebe" said bebe
"How do you know me?" I asked
"Butters wont shut up about you and Hes right your pretty don't work here" said bebe
"Don't worry I aint stripping I am going to be a waitress so I can have a few extra cash for cloths and shit also books" I said
"Oh you read that's cool I don't look it but I hope to be an author…right now I strip for my momma" said bebe
"What's wrong with her" I asked
"Breast cancer she doesn't know where I get the cash I refuse to tell her but I guess I can use my boobs for a good cause instead of nice sex" said bebe
We talked for hours till we walked around her parents were gone and she wanted to show me around town where I finally met the one and only butters
"Oh hi bebe and Lana HOORAY" yelled butters
I didn't hold back on my hug he felt so soft his hair smelled like bananas
"How are you butters?" I asked
"Oh I'm swell how are you liking South Park," asked butters
"It's a red neck shit hole…it's pretty fucking cool," I said
"Oh well wait till you meet the other guys matt can't wait to meet you" said butters
"Uggh him" said bebe
"Oh what's wrong with him" I asked
"Hes a friend who I happened to of slept with once when I was smashed he promised it wouldn't happen again but still it was weird…especially sense he was amazing in bed," said bebe
Ahh the town man whore…. this just got more interesting
Matts P.O.V
Ok so I am in the bathroom washing my hands when all of the fucking sudden
"HOWDY HO" said a voice
A FUCKING PIECE OF TALKING SHIT CAME OUT OF THE DAMN TOILET
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed
"What is it matt?" asked Anna
"THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS TALKING" I screamed
"Well howdy ho everybody you smell like flowers," said the crap
"Who are you?" asked Anna
"I'm Mr. hanky," said Mr. hanky
"Ok I'm out the second shit starts talking I am out of the apartment Anna tell me when the drugs stop so I can add another mark" I said
"Dude Hes real" said Kyle
"HOWDY KAYLE" said Mr. hanky
"Hey Mr. hanky what are you doing here" asked Kyle
"I was just seeing the new kid before Christmas and I wanted to know if he wanted help decorating" said Mr. hanky
"No we don't need your help ok I don't want this place smelling like shit ok" I said
"Oh ok I understand well Santa and Jesus are having a party and you guys can come for a visit if you all want" said Mr. hanky
Great now Jesus and Santa are here uggh what are with this fucking town
Lana's P.O.V
"So butterscotch whose this boyfriend I have heard so much about" I said
"Uhh you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend I thought we agreed to keep in the loop," said bebe
"Hes shy and doesn't want anyone to know till the party which bebe you might want to shower you smell like sweat and shame" said butters
"Ouch that burned," I said
"Hahaha well I am heading to help Wendy and Stan with the decore you want to come Lana we can get the introduction out of the way early" said bebe
"Yeah cool its best to meet the folks I will be forced to spend time with for a whole year and a half of school," I said
So we walked down the road to a house that looked similar to every other house in this town
"FUCK YOU BASTURD OF A FUCKING SON" yelled a man
"Just ignore him butters the restraining order states he has to move by next week or else he goes to jail," said bebe
"Your lucky I can't beat you anymore but I guess that a bummer sense you LOVE BEING BEAT BY A MAN" yelled butters dad
Then butters snapped more then I thought he would
"AT LEAST I AM OPEN ABOUT BEING GAY DAD YOU'RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE LYING TO YOUR WIFE AND SON ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT AND WITH GOD YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH MORE GUYS THEN I HAVE SO SHUT UP I AM TIRED OF BEING BULLIED BY YOU" yelled butters
Wow butters just laid the smack talk on him and it hit hard cause the…ASSHOLES COMING RIGHT FOR US
Matts P.O.V
I walked outside after hearing noises when I saw the asshole that spawned the sweet butters hitting him crossed the face so I tackled his ass and started punching his. Butters dad had an aggressive right hook and got me good I hit the ground and he went for a curve stop when Stan kicked him in the face and I uppercut Ted him in the jaw he hit the ground and the cops took his drunk ass away good riddance. I knew why he snapped his wife left him and his son wanted nothing to do with him I turned around to see bebe…and wow uhh
"Uh hi" I said
"Yeah hi" said the girl
Her eyes were beautiful
"My names matt" I said
"Cool Lana bye" said Lana
She walked away I was shocked no girl ever was so cold and yet so hot in a row….
"Hey matt I need a doctor I just threw up again," said nana
I'm in love
END OF CHAPTER
Man this chapter took longer then I needed to be I hate being sick uggh especially when the words look like they are trying to escape the page so yeah I will do more updating today to make up for tomorrow so yeah holiday beginnings part 2 comes in about 5 hours so enjoy oh and you bronies…uggh you have brained washed me uhhhhhhhhh
