(Sorry for the wait. Need inspiration at times. Thanks for sticking with the story guys :D )

The doctor's office.

Jenny's pov.

Angel's face is whiter than vanilla pudding. I had no idea she was this scared of doctors.

We sat in the waiting room after I signed her up. Tobi waved at all of the little kids there. Which was funny because they started crying and held on to their mommies.

I'm guessing this place is for children because the white walls are covered with framed pictures of rubber ducks, finger paintings, and stuffed animals.

I checked on Angel for a moment and saw an interesting sight. While she was reading a magazine, Zetsu was staring at her like she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. I think Angel's in a love triangle. Zetsu's eyes suddenly shifted to me and his cheeks turned pink. Awww. He mouthed "sorry" and began reading a newspaper.

"Angel." The nurse called her name.

Gulping, she stood up and went to the other side.

"D….do you want me to accompany you?" Zetsu stopped her.

Someone please get a camera and put these two in a sappy movie.

Angel.

He wants to join me in this torture?

"Um….no thanks Zetsu, I'll be fine. Jenny, you come with me instead."

She nodded and got out of her chair.

Please let this be over with fast.

Akatsuki household.

Normal pov.

Alone in his bed, Hidan dreamt of a sweet dream. A rather….detailed dream to be exact.

Hidan's dream.

He entered his bedroom after a rough day and saw a big change. The lights were dimmed and white lanterns hung from the ceiling.

"What the?" he closed the door behind him.

Was this his room? This rather romantic setting was his? It couldn't be.

"Hidan…" someone breathed seductively.

Stunned, the white haired man turned around. His mouth fell open. On his bed, was the most exotic girl he had ever seen. She was dressed in skimpy lingerie. The dark lacy green bra pushed her cleavage out and her matching bikini panties….gave Hidan "feelings."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." He couldn't talk.

Was all this real?

"Come here." She motioned him over with her index finger, running her tongue over it.

Real or not, he was taking the deal.

Like a puppy finding its master, Hidan walked towards his bed and kept his gaze on the woman's light green eyes.

God she was gorgeous. It was as if a Greek goddess was on his bed.

Hidan toyed with a strand of her long, wavy black hair and curiously poked her bronze skin with his other hand.

The girl giggled and scooted closer to him.

"Have me Hidan." Her petite hands went to the collar of his shirt. Hidan was shirtless in a wink.

"Now this is what I'm talking about." He thought excitedly.

The mysterious woman breathed into his ear.

"You're ready."

"I so am." Hidan responded, under her spell.

To his dismay, the woman got out of bed.

"Kakuzu."

"Huh!"

She was gone.

"What the he##!"

The door of the closet on the right side of the room opened. Steam poured out and an outline of a man appeared. When the steam faded away, Hidan saw the scariest sight in his life.

Kakuzu was nearly naked. The only thing he was wearing were a pair of pink speedos. His hair was open and pink lip gloss covered his lips.

"Hey big boy." The older man batted his eyelashes at the frightened Hidan.

"!"

End of dream.

The twenty two year old awoke from his sleep while covered in cold sweat. He couldn't decide which was scarier. Watching The Exorcism or this.

"That's it. Never watching an R rated film with Kuzu again."

He went to get a drink.

When he entered the kitchen, he was surprised to see Jay sitting on one of the stools.

"Hi. Sorry for barging in like this. The door was open and I figured that you guys don't mind having strangers in your house," she slid off the stool, "I'm jay. You must be Hidan. It's nice to meet you Mr. Hidan, I love making new friends."

"…ok…."

This was way too much for him.

"You alright Mr. Hidan? Your face is really white. I know! I'll make some tea."

The immature teen skipped to the stove.

Hidan looked outside from the window in the kitchen.

"It's still day time. Must have fallen asleep."

"Here you are. I hope you like it. My grandma says that tea is the best remedy for stress." Jay gave him a khaki colored cup.

"Thanks…"

He took a sip, ignoring the girl's icy blue eyes watching him.

"Da##! She makes good tea."

He drank the rest of it without stopping and put the cup on the counter.

"Not bad." He smirked.

"I do try." Jay hid her face behind her long black bangs.

Jay's pov.

Huzzah! He's pleased. Score one for Jay.

You all must think I'm a nut job for sneaking into people's homes. But I do what I do because I'm Jay.

"I guess….I better go now." I said, even though I really didn't want to.

"K. Bye."

Hidan ran upstairs.

Darn. I think I moved too fast. Again. Out of all the people I've met, eighty percent of them showed this reaction.

"Poopy." I mutter and leave, making sure I close the door behind me.

…..

The girls' house.

Bridgette cried as she watched the ending of Titanic. Oh how she loved romances.

"Bridge, Bridgy." Max tried to snap her out of the movie.

The blonde didn't budge.

"Bridgette, hello?"

Max

Why do girls cry over stupid movies? This movie isn't even romantic; it's explaining a historic sea disaster. The director put a couple in there to make it more interesting.

"Bridgette!"

I think I'm talking to the wall. Hi wall.

In need of attention, I go over to the CD player and turn it off. The TV screen turned black.

"Max! I was watching that." Bridgette threw her slipper at me.

The smelly shoe hit my beloved hair.

"Hey! I spent an hour fixing my beauty up." I straighten the spikes that had been squished by her doom slipper.

"I'm so sorry." She said sarcastically.

"Now that I have your attention, listen up…I'm bored."

Smack!

Another slipper hit me in the face.

"We're home." Jenny said, entering the living room with Angel and two other guys.

Two guys! No, no, no. No boys allowed. Except for me and Ali.

"Angel, darling," I say in a horrible Cruela De Vil (sp?) accent, "how are you feeling?"

"Peachy." She snapped.

"Angel-chan got a needle poked in her hiney." The boy with short black hair said.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Tobi."

Sounds like a dog's name.

"Angel, go rest. I'll escort Tobi and…" I didn't know the other guy's name.

"Zetsu."

"Yes. I'll kick_ I mean lead Zetsu and Tobi out of here."

Angel said goodbye and thanked the two men for coming with her.

They went with her to the doctor!

"See ya dudes." Jenny says.

The girls went upstairs.

Now to get rid of Zetsu and Tobi.

"Gentlemen, I thank you for being here for Angel but I sadly must_"

"Bridgete-chaaaaaaaaaaan!" Tobi didn't even let me finish.

He dashed towards Bridge and jumped on her.

"Hey, hey no glomping."

"Tobi, I missed you my little gumball." Bridgette rubbed her cheek against his head.

"I missed you too."

Is this girl trying to blow my top?

Zetsu starts walking to the stairs.

"And where are you going?" I demanded.

Mr. Green stepped away obviously scared.

"The men's room."

"Like I'd fall for that."

"Max, stop threatening my friends. Zetsu, Tobi, ignore him." Bridgette said.

How am I going to get them out of here?

The perfect idea suddenly appeared in my mind.

Muahahahahaha!

I ran upstairs to my room and locked the door. Opening one of my drawers, I pulled out a cigarette lighter and then stood on my bed. I held the lighter near the Smoke Alarm. When I blew the flames into the detector, a beeping sound filled the area.

"Call the fire fighters, save the women and children first! Abandon house!" Bridgette barged into my room with a look of panic.

My mission was complete when I heard Zetsu and Tobi leave downstairs. I fell on my bed and began laughing.

"You all got poned!"

Barbie blinked and cocked her head to the side. So blondes are dumb. (I hope no one is offended by this.)

She finally got the story and started to shake.

"Bridge, you ok?" I sit up.

"…Max…..Max…Maaaaaaaaaaaaax!"

My eyes widened as I watched Bridgette grab my baseball bat and jump on me.

Never mess with women.

…..

Alex's pov.

"What's this guy Itachi like?" my cousin asked me as we sat in his rather small living room.

It had been two weeks after his marriage and he had just returned from his honeymoon. Candy, his new wife, was on a shopping spree so he decided to call me over.

"He's cool. Much calmer than the others. His friend Kisame is awesome."

"Did you just say Kisame?" Greg scooted next to me on the couch.

"Yeah?"

"We went to college together!"

"Are you fudging serious?"

"Unless I'm high, yes I am."

I started to grin.

"Game date. Tomorrow night. His place."

Kisame would be delirious to see his college buddy again.

"You got it."

Greg and I shook hands.

…..

Normal pov.

Bridgette put the bat down and left a beaten up Max gasping for breath. The wounds weren't serious but his face would be white and black for a while.

"I'll be like Zetsu now." He moped.

Angel passed by and noticed the injured man.

"Bridgette?" she knew her friend too well. No one else she hung around with had this much strength.

Max nodded.

"Something tells me that Bridgette isn't normal."

"You just found out?" Angel chuckled.

"I'm not normal. I'm abnormal and I'm proud of it." The British shouted from somewhere unknown.

"She can say that again."

Max fainted.

Angel giggled.

"Boys are so funny."

…..

The next day.

Tomorrow arrived quickly, especially for a certain brunette. Today was finally the day. Alex would be having a date with the famous Itachi.

She waited anxiously for him in front of the huge gates. He was going to be here any second. She kept on fiddling with her red skirt to keep her mind off of worries.

Bridgette forced Alex to wear a skirt to her date. "Men love a good mini." The blonde had told her.

The thought of Itachi staring at her legs gave her shivers.

"Hey." A deep and intoxicating voice startled the teen.

Alex spun around, causing her skirt to twirl.

"Hi Itachi.."

In her eyes, he looked amazing in skinny jeans and a black t shirt. His red jacket even matched with her red mini.

"Have you been waiting long?"

"No."

Alex's pov.

What's gotten into you Alex? You're the girl who doesn't take no for an answer. You're not a wall flower; you're a flower that's bloomed. Oh that sounded bad.

Itachi bought our tickets and we went inside.

For a Friday, it was pretty deserted. I expected it to be filled with noisy kids and shouting parents.

It was as if destiny arranged everything and made sure this occasion would go well.

"Do you want to go see the dolphins?" Itachi suggested.

"Dolphins sound great."

He shot me my favorite small smirk and took my hand. My heart is having a fiesta.

Angel.

"!" we heard Bridgette scream from her "headquarters."

"Bridge?" Max and I ran to her room.

Her door was open so we went straight in.

"What's going on? Did you see the Grudge?" Max asked.

My silly friend sat on her chair in front of her laptop with her knees pulled up to her chest. She lifted a shaking finger to the screen of her PC.

"Who put the dark lord on my precious compy?"

Max fell down laughing while I stared at Barney who was doing a dance.

I mentally twitched.

"Not me."

"Don't even judge." Max breathed.

"I won't rest until I find the imposter!" she declared, raising her index finger up.

Jenny's loud giggles downstairs were the answer.

"Rawr!"

Blonde barged out of her bedroom with claws outstretched. Seconds later, Jenny begins to yell.

"Call the police! We have a maniac in the house!"

"I'll run away! No one can stop me!" Bridgette shouted.

Max and I sighed.

"You put up with this everyday don't you?" he says

I nod.

"Yep."