Its Letter Time
Dear Fans of Adventure Time That Writes Fiction
Ok, lets get this out of the way first before any other sick deluded twisted stuff slitther into your tiny little pink masses that you all call brains. Firstly, I am a dude. Secondly, I like to attract babes. Thirdly, My realtionship with Prince Gumball is the same realtionship that Marceline has with Princess Bubblegum. So whomever keeps writing these sick stories about me putting my you-know-what in a certain place of PG's where the sun dont shine. I would go on a massive killing spree.
From a Very Manly and Is Fully Attracted to Girls and Girls Only,
Marshall Lee The Vampire King
A/N: Thank you Crystal Castles that edit the other ones. I was rushing them a tad bit. Thanks doll your the best beta-reader!
