12. Chastity

James Potter had learned quite quickly that very few places within Hogwarts' walls were safe after Remus and Sirius got together. At first, James would yelp and flee when discovering his two friends in compromising positions. Eventually, he would merely roll his eyes and turn in the opposite direction.

The dorm room was definitely a hazard.

Broom closets, obviously, were out of the question for the Marauder.

Empty classrooms were even a large risk.

The hospital wing, however, had never presented danger. And this time, when James arrived late one night to visit a recovering werewolf and found Sirius sprawled atop Remus, both half undressed, he glared and did not retreat.

"I am," he growled between clenched teeth, "buying the both of you Chastity Belts for Christmas."