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Idea by: Inspired by SukiraOfTheLight
I'm Not What People Think I Am: OMG! That must have been embarrassing! Haha! Anyway, I tried not to leave it as long as last time but it still took a little time. I apologize for that. I am going through a little rough patch in my life. Hope you enjoy!
SukiraOfTheLight: Hi Mika-chan! Thank you for the Idea! I twisted it a bit but I think you will like it anyway. Enjoy!
ilikelickingwindows: Hehe. That's the Idea! A very interesting name, b.t.w.
Shi-Toyu: I'm glad you like my story! Enjoy!
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naru-chan13: I am glad you enjoy it. Keep reading my stories!
Murasaki Shikibu: Haha! Yes, Pein is next on the torture list, enjoy! Don't worry, Nicole won't die.
buyokitty: Glad you like! Just for the record. I don't really think Konan is a guy. I just said she is for my and your amusement!
idkwtusb: You caught me. I'm really from JUPITER! HAHAHA! –cough- Erm…Thank you for the idea. It's quite funny but…Read below.
A/N – 1) I am sorry to say that this is the last chapter! Like I told I'm Not What People Think I Am, I am busy with a little change in my life…Make that a big change. I won't have a lot of time to type until after that and I don't want to put Akatsuki Chaos on such a long Hiatus. If I find the time I might write an oneshot once in a while dedicated to all those who read my story and participated in the challenge. Speaking of the challenge…
2) The challenge is CANCELLED! Partly because I don't have the time and partly because they don't get back to me. Like I said before, I will still write an oneshot now and then. I am terribly sorry! Enjoy the last and final chapter of Akatsuki Chaos!
:Akatsuki Chaos:
Chapter 11
Victim – Pein
Annoying Tactic – Cheesy Pick-up lines rock.
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Laundry day.
I hate laundry day.
I could have sworn Kisame's underpants growled at me once.
I opened Konan's door to find her--it lying down on its bed reading a Vogue Magazine. It glared at me as I picked up the small pile of dirty cloths it left in the corner. I grinned at it and waggled my eyebrows a bit, just to piss it off, before going out.
Konan's been really moody the last week. I'm thinking it might be my constant use of her—its new nickname, It. Yeah that might be it.
I chuckled to myself thinking back on all the torture methods I used on the Akatsuki.
That reminds me…There is one member that I haven't tortured yet.
Leader-sama. Pein. The big Kahuna.
Well…There's no time like the present!
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Pein-sama's office door creaked as I slowly opened it and peeked my head in.
"Nicole. Why are you here?" Pein asked from his seat behind his desk which was littered with papers and had a white mug within arms reach of him that said 1# Leader on it in big red letters.
I kept my face void of any emotion as I walked to his desk. He raised his eyebrow and waited patiently for my answer.
…
"Did it hurt?" I asked.
"…Did what hurt?" He frowned slightly in confusion.
"When you fell from heaven." I said with a serious face.
Pein's confused look turned into that of amusement. "Somehow I highly doubt I come from heaven."
He looked back down to his papers and continued working. "If that's all then you should go now. I am very busy."
I pouted. Guess I'll just have to keep trying until he blows up.
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Pein yawned as he stepped out o his office. It was around midnight and he had been busy with paperwork all day. As he made his to his room for a little shut-eye, I popped up in front of him.
"Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart."
Pein got that amused look on his face again but just continued walking to his room. I trailed after him.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." I said bounding after him.
"I like the alphabet the ay it is now just fine." He replied, humoring me.
"Stand still so I can pick you up!"
Pein stilled. He was starting to lose the amused look. "Are you going through a phase, Nicole?"
We continued walking.
"Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns!"
Pein didn't look amused anymore. Now he had this look on his face that read, What The Fuck?
"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
"Yes I am quite tired and I think you should go to bed too."
We finally arrived at his room. He opened the door and was just about to close it behind him when I spoke up again.
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"ME!"
Pein rolled his eyes at me.
"Goodnight, Nicole."
He closed the door and I heard the lock click.
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Pein was busy getting dressed. He had removed his shirt and was ruffling cloths around in the cupboard in search of his sleep-shirt when I popped up behind him. He didn't seem to notice and continued searching when I did it.
I grabbed his ass.
I Grabbed. Pein's. ASS!
He abruptly stood straight and glared at me.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"I believe I am grabbing your bunion, sir." I said giving his ass another squeeze.
That seemed to piss him off even more as he grabbed me by the back of my shirt and carried me like you would carry a dog to the door. He opened it and through me out.
"I'll deal with you tomorrow."
After he slammed the door shut I grinned to myself and ran off to my room.
I ducked under my bed and took out a walkie-talkie.
"Fox. Are you there? Come in Fox."
"Fox here. Are you alright, Bug?"
I grinned to myself. "Mission Accomplished."
"That's great, believe it! (Guess who?)
"I'm on my way home now." I said taking an umbrella out from under the bed as well.
"Alright. See you soon!"
I clicked the walkie-talkie off and went outside with the umbrella.
I opened it and looked back at the base as I was lifted off the ground and carried off to Kanoha, Mary Poppins style.
THE END
