A/N: Oh gosh, this story is now taking over my life. Just the other day I was holding my month old niece Alivia. I accidentally called her Caneve! I was like, "Hey Caneve.", the only other person in the room with me though was my other niece Alee. She is two and she looked at me and started screaming, "No Jojo! Liva! Liva!" She can't say Alivia yet but it was just so funny. I could not believe I said Caneve! Lol.

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Two Worlds Collide

Chapter 12: My Reality

Maria sat in silence as babies stared at her. Well of course they weren't actually staring at her but they were everywhere she looked. Pictures of babies were all over the tiny room she was waiting in for her appointment. To be honest it was kind of freaking her out.

But thankfully there was a knock on the door a few minutes later and in walked Jeff Hardy.

"Thank god you are here! This place is scaring the crap out of me!" Maria loudly whispered as Jeff looked around.

"Why?" Jeff asked as he looked at Maria strangely. "How is this scary?"

"Because Jeff there is too many pictures of babies! Some of them look like they can be future serial killers!"

"Maria that is an awful thing to say...which one are you looking at? Is it this one?" Jeff asked as he pointed at a picture. "Cause I'll agree with you on that one."

Maria giggled as she nodded her head. "Yeah, so thanks for coming."

"I'm actually surprised you allowed me to come here, considering you've been dodging me the last week." Jeff said as he sat down on a chair.

"I have not been dodg-"

"Yes you have." Jeff cut her off with an innocent smirk.

"Okay, yes maybe I have but you and Phil have just put me in a really horrible situation."

"Sorry," Jeff quickly replied in a robotic tone.

"You're not sorry." Maria shook her head as he raised an eyebrow. "I saw your face, I think you enjoyed giving him that black eye. Right?"

Jeff sheepishly grinned, "He looked pretty bad on this weeks Raw."

"See I am right!" Maria yelled as she clapped her hands.

"Yeah sure, I enjoyed that. But hey your not innocent in this either. When were you going to tell me about "The Plan"? There is no way I will allow you to just kick me out of my child's life. I have-"

"Jeff," Maria cut him off while she sighed. "I would never allow that to happen. And "The Plan" isn't really the plan I'm using. Phil just told my parents that it's his baby. That he's the father."

"What?!" Jeff exclaimed as his eyes widened.

"Relax, I called them last week and told them the truth. They know Phil's not the father."

"Oh," Jeff smiled with relief written on his face. "So how did they take it?"

"Um...worse then I expected." Maria let out a forced giggle. "I had to tell them about five times that I didn't cheat on Phil. That we weren't together at the time. Then they got mad once they found out that I was drunk and that I barely knew you." Maria bit her lip as she shrugged her shoulders. "So basically I think they pretty much disowned me."

"Lovely." Jeff sarcastically replied.

"I know, right?" Maria laughed as she ran a hand through her hair. "But don't worry, you will be apart of this baby's life. He just might have two fathers."

"But I'm his number one."

"Yes Jeff you are his number one. He will-"

Maria was cut off though as someone knocked on the door. Soon a head, Dr. Anderson's, appeared. "Excuse me, I'm sorry but am I interrupting?"

"No, it's fine." Maria smiled as she sat up properly and shook the Doctor's hand.

"Sorry I may have overheard you, you called your baby a he? Would you like to find out if it really is a boy or if it's a girl?"

"Oh, you can find out already?" Maria asked.

"We sure can." Dr. Anderson replied as she sat down by a desk and started to type something into the computer. "Would you like to?"

Maria and Jeff looked at each other. "Do you?" Jeff asked sounding a little unsure.

Maria twisted her lip in thought before she replied, "Well it would be nice to find out if it's a boy or a girl, that way we could start thinking of real names. So then Eve can finally stop calling it Caneve."

Jeff's eyes soon lit up as he eagerly exclaimed, "Let's do that!"

"Alright," Dr. Anderson chuckled as set up a machine. "Then let's find out..."

~X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O~

"Aw that's awesome!" Maria giggled as she dug through her purse to find her room key.

"How is that awesome?" Jeff asked. "Did you even hear what I said? My dad likes you and Eve more then Matt and me."

"I know, that's the awesome part." Maria giggled after finally finding the item she had been search for. "Well thank you so much for taking me out to lunch. It was really nice. And thanks for coming today to the appointment."

"I would never miss it." Jeff smiled making Maria blush, something that seemed to always happened once he smiled at her.

"Um...anyway thank you and I'll see you later." Maria replied and they awkwardly tried to figure out how they were going to say goodbye. Maria put out her hand for him to shake, which he did awkwardly shook before a few seconds later he pulled her in for a hug.

"I'll see you later." Jeff chuckled as he started to leave.

Maria had a huge smile on her face as she watched him walk away. Once he was out of sight she opened the door to her hotel room. She quickly found Eve laying on her bed. Tears were dripping down her face while she stuffed her face with ice cream.

"Tears and ice cream?" Maria asked putting her stuff on her bed. "That is not a good combination."

"I'm depressed...leave me alone." Eve mumbled making Maria playfully roll her eyes.

"I would ask what is wrong but then I would have to go along with it and pretend I care." Maria giggled as she watched Eve dig even more into the ice cream container. "Besides I am in a way to happy mood right now. I just back from my appointment and I found out if I'm having a son or daug-"

"Is Caneve a boy or a girl?!" Eve shot up from the bed, now clearly in a much better mood. "Cause I've been thinking about what if it's a boy, that Caneve doesn't sound like a boy's name it sounds more like a girl's name. So I thought we could boyish it up a bit like....Caneveo! It sounds cool cause it's like Evil Knievel...except it's Evil Caneveo! What do you think?"

Maria stared at her friend for a few seconds. She suddenly realized that Eve was serious. "Um...I can't believe I'm about to say this...but I like Caneve a lot better. Good thing I'm not having a boy."

"Aw man, I would of had so much fun calling him Evil Caneveo if it was a boy!" Eve pouted but then suddenly realized what Maria said. "Wait, so if it's not a boy...does that mean it's a girl?"

"Well I'm pretty sure that's the only option...unless I'm having some Alien baby..."

"That would so cool!" Eve exclaimed as she stood up on her bed.

"Eve, I was joking."

"Right, I knew that." Eve blushed as she sat back down while Maria rolled her eyes. "But OMG, you're having a girl!"

Hugs and giggles soon filled the room as the two girls were excited about the new information.

"Well now you seem to be in a much better mood then you were just a few minutes ago. Do you want to tell me why you were so depressed?" Maria asked.

"Oh...I um, I really don't want to talk about it." Eve mumbled as she looked towards the ground.

"Okay." Maria shrugged. "Well I am going to-"

"I moved to nine!" Eve yelled as tears started to reform in her eyes.

Maria was a little taken aback by Eve's sudden outburst. Her eyes wondered around the room trying to understand what Eve was talking about. "Um...nine what?"

"On Myspace!" Eve yelled as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I used to be Matt's fourth top friend but now I moved up five spots! Look!" Eve pointed to her laptop where Matt Hardy's Myspace was on the screen and sure enough Eve's picture showed up as nine on the top friend spot.

"Oh dear lord! You are his ninth!" Maria exclaimed as she put her hands on her face and made an expression as if she was in a horror movie. "What has this world come to?!"

"How come whenever I have a crisis you make jokes?" Eve sobbed as she shut her laptop.

"Because your said crisis aren't that important...no offense." Maria sheepishly smiled. "But if you want a crisis then let's talk about me, I'm pregnant and my fiance and the other guy that got me pregnant suddenly hate each other. And I am stuck in the middle. Oh and not to mention but my enemy overheard that I was pregnant so she went and told all my co-workers! I swear my life is suddenly becoming an episode of One Tree Hill."

Eve, from where she sat on her bed, slowly nodded her head. "Interesting story...I'M HIS NINTH!"

Maria scoffed and playfully rolled her eyes. "Eve, that doesn't mean a thing. It's not like he suddenly dislikes you."

"Yes it does." Eve replied in a matter of fact tone. "Maria, things with Matt and me have suddenly become different. It's like he doesn't like me anymore. He's been distant ever since we kissed! I don't think he likes me anymore....and not to mention I am now his ninth! Just a few days ago I was his fourth and then I'm now his ninth! He hates me!"

"What do you like cyberstalk him?" Maria said in a jokingly way.

"Yes." Eve replied in the most serious tone Maria had ever hear her speak. "Now help me."

Maria groaned as she collapsed on her bed. "Eve what do you want me to do about this?"

"Go on a double date with me!" Eve cheerfully replied.

"Are you kidding me?" Maria asked. "Eve your ideas get stupider and stupider each day!"

"Thank you!" Eve smiled before she got a phone book out of the nightstand. "Now I'll set up the reservations for dinner. You just make sure you show up and look somewhat decent."

"Wow, thanks." Maria rolled her eyes. "Eve, Phil isn't even in town. You know he went back with Raw. So I don't have a date, this won't work."

"I never once said you are going to bring Punk." Eve scoffed as she flipped through the phone book, not even bothering to look at the redhead. "You're bringing Jeff."

"Gee, that's going to help all my problems." Maria rolled her eyes. "Eve it will only make things worse!"

"Yea, I love you but I don't care right now." Eve replied as she started punching in a number on her cell phone.

"Eve, I don't think this is a-"

"SHH!!! I'm on the phone!" Eve yelled loudly enough where probably everyone in the hotel could hear. "Hi, I need to make reservations for four....yes I'll hold."

Maria could only shake her head in annoyance. Eve went from yelling at Maria to talking sweetly on the phone in just two seconds.

"I think I'd rather be friend's with Michelle." Maria mumbled as she buried her head into her pillow.


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NEXT CHAPTER: The double date takes place...well at least it does for a little bit before Eve makes Maria and Jeff leave.