New (evil) Friends

In a warehouse, Torchwick, Emerald, Mercury, Neo and Adam were seated in chairs.

"So...why did the boss lady call us here again?" Torchwick asked Emerald and Mercury.

"Cinder said we got some new friends," Mercury said uncaringly.

"What kind of friends?" Adam asked, thinking it was more humans. He had a hard time working with these ones as it is.

"She didn't say," Mercury shrugged.

At that moment, Cinder appeared on the stage. "Settle down, peons," the false maiden said with cheerful arrogance.

"Today, I would like to introduce our new subordinates."

Just then a black haired man came to the stage with a scowl, "Let's get one thing straight here, lady. We are not your subordinates. Our agreement was to be allies," the man said to Cinder.

"Is that so?" Cinder asked arrogantly and made a flame appear on her hand.

The man was not impressed, "Oh no, you have a tiny flicker in your hand, I am so scared." the man had a smirk at the last part.

Cinder didn't like this reaction. Anyone else would be kneeling before her in fear.

"Umm...Cinder, who is this?" Emerald asked unsurely.

"Right," the man replied instead of Cinder, "My name is Malos. Me and my associates find ourselves a little...lost. So your boss here has offered us an alliance in exchange for our talents and expertise."

"Something like that," Cinder said, not liking how this man isn't intimidated by her power in the slightest. "Can you call the rest of your associates then?"

"Sure. Okay everyone! Get up here!" Malos called out to the side. And with that, the rest of Torna got on the stage.

The villains had mixed feelings about these new arrivals. First off Mercury glared at the silver haired man with a katana on his back. "He thinks he's so cool," Mercury thought with clear dislike.

With Roman, he eyed the guy in the glasses that was going over some papers. "The kid seems smart and professional," the thief commented, earning a small nod of agreement from Neo.

"Hey there, ladies," a blonde man said to Emerald and Neo with a wink. Only to get punched in the face by the woman with a long black hair.

"Just ignore him," the angry woman told Emerald and Neo. The mint haired thief found herself liking this woman a little. Neo made a soundless giggle.

"Are you trying to steal my look?" Adam demanded from the silver haired man wearing a horned mask.

The masked man didn't answer.

"Hey! I'm talking to you human!" Adam demanded.

"You'll have to excuse Jin," Malos said, motioning to the silver haired man, "He doesn't talk unless he has something important to say. And he's not human."

"None of us are," the bespectacled man said, looking up from his papers, "We would rather die than be something as disgusting as that."

All the humans in the room took some offense to that remark.

"Now now Akhos, we should at least try to get along with our new friends," the blonde man said with a small smile.

"We're not here to make friends, Mikhail," Akhos retorted while adjusting his glasses.

"Just don't annoy us, and we should all get along just fine," said the woman with a glare at the villains.

"What Patroka said," Malos added in with a smirk.

During this exchange, Cinder was fuming. These guys are acting like they were in charge when they should bow down before her. Oh well, that can easily change.


Evil Rulers

It has been a couple days since Torna joined forces with Cinder's group. Although the False Maiden decided that it was time to put her foot down.

"So, what's this about, Cinder?" Malos asked as he sat on a chair with that infuriatingly smug look on his face.

"I couldn't help but notice that you and your associates are quite frankly, insubordinate," Cinder said in a sweet tone.

"Really? How so," Malos asked with a quirked eyebrow and a shit-eating grin.

"Patroka refuses to clean up our base," Cinder began listing.

In another room, Mercury was scrubbing floors after spilling some food and drink.

"That's it, I quit! Why can't you clean this up?!" Mercury cried out, before feeling something sharp poking his butt harshly.

"First off, this is your mess, so you clean it!" Said a very angry Patroka with a Megalance in hand, "Secondly, I am not some maid you can order around!" The latter part was followed by a kick between the gray haired teen's legs. With the poor boy now crying in pain.

"She cleans up after herself and expects everyone else to do the same," Malos retorted,"If you want to assign cleaning jobs, you need to make shift rotations that include your subordinates as well as my associates."

"Well...Mikhail refused to rob a Dust store," Cinder then said, her smile dropping ever so slightly.

"Hands in the air, this is a robbery!" Mikhail shouted into the store as he brought out a rifle that he was allowed to borrow.

"Please don't hurt me," the cashier, a beautiful girl with a chestnut hair and slightly tear-stained face, pleaded.

"...Sorry to bother you," Mikhail said before leaving the store with a bow.

Malos shrugged, "I can talk to him about how he can rob a Dust Shop while still acting like a ladies man. And as I recall I did warn you about the possibility, but you chose to ignore it."

Now Cinder frowned, "Well...Akhos should spend more time helping Roman perfect his evil plans instead of writing whatever he's writing."

"Muhahhahaa. With this evil contraption, I can finally take down that nosy Red!" Roman cheered.

"NO!" Akhos shouted out, startling Roman, "No, no, no! You need to make your voice higher, more demented! And you need to raise your palms just a little above your ears, and spread them exactly 5 centimeters past your upper arms!" The bespectacled man said as he fixed Roman's positioning. With the self proclaimed criminal mastermind having a "WTF" look on his face. "There, perfect. Now take it from the top!" Akhos demanded as he red the script he had made.

Malos chuckled at that, "Sorry to disappoint you, but asking Akhos to stop that is like trying to stop the Sun from rising."

"Well...Jin injured Adam. And I still need him to command the White Fang," Cinder said, now getting truly frustrated.

"Hey you!" Adam shouted at Jin who turned to look at the mad bull, "Yes, you! I demand you stop wearing that mask and throw it in the nearest trash where it belongs!"

"...This mask was made by someone I cared about. And I will not throw it away just because you tell me to," Jin replied, already walking away.

Adam grit his teeth at being ignored like this and prepared to cut this arrogant human down. "I don't care about that! You better act like a good slave or else-!"

"Empty Moment!" Adam was interrupted by Jin disappearing before the silver haired man reappeared and looked like he had just sheathed his katana.

"Argh!" And then Adam was tossed around by what felt like countless cuts on his body, until the last one flung him all the way to the opposite wall. Breaking the bull faunus' Aura, and knocking him out.

"He called Jin a slave, how did you expect him to react," Malos said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "You should feel lucky Adam is even alive."

Now Cinder was fuming, "How dare you! You're just a random peon I took pity on and took in! You should kneel before me and worship me!"

Malos got up from his seat with a frown, "I think you misunderstand something. My associates and I are NOT your peons. Seeing as you have nothing that could possibly threaten us."

Cinder launched a fireball at Malos, who flicked it away with a lazy backhand. This angered Cinder further. With her left eye now glowing with the incomplete power of the maiden. "I think it's time to show you who the real boss is." the false maiden threatened.

"Oh really?" Malos said before a dark aura covered him as he drew upon as much of his power as he could, "I'd like to see you try."

And then the incomplete Fall Maiden pounced on the damaged Aegis.


Girls Evil Talk

Emerald and Neo were sitting at a table, having snacks with Patroka. This was supposed to be a bonding experience, but the mint haired thief could feel a slight tension in the air.

Patroka was glaring at Neo like the ice cream girl had offended her in some way. While Neo just looked innocently as she ate away at a tub of ice cream.

And poor Emerald was stuck in the middle. "Umm...so...I like your hair," Emerald said in an attempt to break the ice.

Patroka quirked an eyebrow at this. "Yours isn't bad either," Patroka commented dryly, so Emerald didn't know if she was serious or sarcastic.

Then Neo raised a sign, "Mikhail would agree with that."

"Do not bring that idiot up," Patroka said in a threatening tone, "And stop acting innocent, I can feel bloodlust radiating off of you."

"I don't know what you mean," Neo showed while fluttering her eyes.

"How stupid do you think I am?" Patroka said with a death glare.

"Umm...why is Neo's demeanor a problem to you," Emerald asked unsurely.

"Because she tries to act like she's so cute when in reality she's anything but," Patroka said, "She's just a wretched human that pretends to be cute and then stabs you in the back when you least expect it!"

"What's wrong with that?" Neo showed with her best puppy dog eyes, which made the black haired woman look even angrier.

"Uhh..." Emerald sounded out, "Well, I can't argue with that, but if you're aware of it then why are you getting angry?"

"I can't say the same for that idiot," Patroka said, "Someone has to make sure she doesn't try to take advantage of him."

"Him? Do you mean Mikhail," Emerald asked.

"Who else in this base would flirt with anything that has boobs or even the slightest feminine curves?" Patroka said to Emerald like it was obvious.

"Probably Mercury," Emerald said with a look of annoyance, "He thinks he's so hot, but he's not. I mean sure, he isn't bad looking but if he wasn't such a jerk then maybe he could actually be charming."

"And Mikhail tries too hard," Patroka added in before clenching her hands into fists, "I'm pretty sure that every single pick up line he has used with me he has used with everything remotely female."

"Okay, I get what you're saying," Emerald said remembering the blonde guy making moves on her not too long ago, "He even tried to flirt with me, but I turned him down."

"Good, he doesn't deserve the time of day," Patroka said as she took a pastry from the table and started munching on it.

"Are you jealous Patroka?" Neo showed, causing the woman to almost choke on her food.

"Excuse me?!" Patroka shouted out after managing to swallow.

"You seem more angry about Mikhail flirting with other women than about him flirting with you. Do you want to keep him to yourself?" Neo had an innocent smile on her face.

"Y-Y-You...," Patroka mouthed out in angry fluster, "Do you have a death wish?!" And then she brought out her weapon.

"Don't get angry if it's not true." Neo showed on her sign while making a kissy face.

"RRAAAARGH!" Which of course set Patroka off and she pounced on the small girl who shattered as it was revealed to be an illusion. "Where are you, you little shit!"

Patroka shouted out as she ran off in search of the annoying pipsqueak.

"Urgh...this was supposed to be girl time," Emerald complained with a sigh as she was now all alone with no one to talk to, "Why couldn't Cinder be here?" In the distance sounds of a distructive fight between a False Maiden and a broken Aegis raged on as well as Patroka's little rampage.


Evil Scripts and Artistic Debates

"Muhahahaa," Roman laughed, "With this contraption of evil I can finally-" "Stop! Stop, stop. STOP!" Akhos shouted out with a frustrated look.

"Oh come on! What did I do wrong this time?" Roman whined.

"First off, you're not wearing your costume," Akhos said as he went over the script he had written. "Secondly, you need to call that thing something other than 'Evil Contraption'. It's getting old," the bespectacled man added while adjusting his glasses.

"Well first off," Roman started in a gentlemanly tone, "I'M NOT WEARING A CLOWN SUIT!" before promptly exploding.

"Second of all, what else could I call this thing?" The criminal demanded as he pointed.

"For the first part, you need to look and act the part of 'demented clown with a horrible sense of humor'," Akhos said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "As for the other one, why not call it say...Deathchomper...or...Devouratron?" The machine in question was indeed a machine with a conveyor belt and a chomping maw that led into a furnace inside.

Torchwick decided to ignore the first part and focus on the second part, "You know...if you weren't so obsessed with writing those plays you might actually have a future as my evil right hand man."

Akhos scoffed at the notion, "As a petty thief? No thank you." And then he returned to go over his script while Roman was fuming at being called a petty thief. "But while we're on the subject of good and evil, this 'Red' you keep referring to. What's he like?" Akhos then asked.

"Well Red is an annoying girl that likes to stick her nose into where it doesn't belong," Roman explained as he remembered how the little brat made a fool out of him.

"I see," Akhos muttered as he took out a pen and started scribbling, "So this cute girl who is being stalked by a creepy clown, that's you, keeps beating the sick sad thing with her...scythe was it?" Akhos paused as he pointed to Roman with his pen.

"What's that supposed to-" "Right," Akhos said, totally not listening before going back to scribbling, "So the evil clown tries to lure the little red...riding reaper into Deathchomper by throwing candy inside and the naive girl jumps in...only for the candy to melt inside and turn into sugary soot that clogs the machine which glues the machines jaws to jam shut...which in turn causes the little girl to hit her head at the now blocked entrance and cry at the loss of the precious price. Then the evil clown asks, 'Why so serious? It was only candy.' This triggers the little girl to slice the evil clown to ribbons while crying over at being meanly tricked." As Akhos was explaining, Roman looked increasingly infuriated at the insulting image that narration was giving him.

"Why do you insist on making me a clown?" Roman all but demanded. "I'm classy." Roman said as he twirled his cane. "Stylish."

Then the criminal took his hat off with the tip of his cane, twirled it, before launching the hat into the air and letting it land gingerly on his head. "And most importantly, schemy!" Roman finished with putting his fingertips together in a scheming manner.

"Because the first two positions are filled by Jin," Akhos replied bluntly, "And I believe your boss to be much more...'schemy' as you put it.". Roman had a blanched look at Akhos saying that there were people better than him. "Your over the top demeanor and the multicolor haired partner makes you more suited as the crazy clown of the team. Seeing as your face is already ridiculous enough." With those words, Akhos walked away, still scribbling on his script.

All the while Roman fell to his knees with a look of despair. And that was the position Neo found her partner in after escaping Patroka, before the ice cream girl proceeded to comfort him.


Of Brooders and Ladies Men

"So you got anyone you fancy?" Mikhail asked Mercury.

The gray haired teen looked thoughtful for a moment before settling on someone, "Well, Cinder is a hottie, in more ways than one."

This remark earned a chuckle from the blonde member of Torna. "Yeah, I can see what you mean. Sadly Malos told me not to try anything with her," Mikhail added with a disappointed look.

"We cannot afford to jeopardize this alliance because of your foolishness," said Jin who had been standing like a statue up until then.

"Says the guy who not too long ago beat up one of them, not that I can blame you," Mikhail replied easily.

"...He should feel grateful that I allowed him to live," Jin said simply.

Mercury quirked an eyebrow before smirking, "Say...how many girls have you had?" The question was of course directed at Jin.

"What?"

"I mean, with looks like yours you could probably get any girl you want. Though you're not as handsome as yours truly," Mercury said the last part cockily while pointing at himself.

"...You are worse than Mikhail," Jin said before moving to walk away.

"What?!" Mercury was highly offended by that. "Get back here, you-mph!" The assassin was interrupted by Mikhail covering his mouth.

"Zip it!" Mikhail whisper yelled, "Unless you want to end worse than that Adam guy."

Then Mercury managed to get free. "Was that a threat?" the boy asked challengingly.

"No it's a fact," Mikhail said, sounding completely serious, which was rare for him.

Then a door to the room slammed open with a recovered Adam barging into the room, glaring at Jin as he grasped his sword in its sheath and charged the man.

"There you are, you bastard! Last time you caught me off-guard, but this time I will-Urgh!" And then the mad bull was flung away by what looked like an invisible force. Leaving the front half of his clothes behind to hang in the air for a moment before seemingly remembering that they were subjects to gravity and falling down on the floor in pieces.

"AAARRGGH!" Including Adam's weapon and mask which caused the bull faunus to cover his face while his entire front was exposed. Then the poor bull ran away, leaving the back half of his clothes stuck on the wall he was blasted against.

"...What just happened?" Mercury asked, not getting what was going on.

"Jin happened," Mikhail said with a pitying look directed at the door Adam escaped through.

"But...how?" Mercury didn't see the man make a move. He just stood there like a statue and Adam was blasted away on his own.

"Only Jin himself knows," Mikhail said with a small shrug.

(Several seconds and nanoseconds earlier)

Time slowed down to almost completely still as Jin began moving at the speed of light. Though from his perspective, he was walking at normal speed to Adam who was still muttering whatever madness he was spouting in super slow motion. Then Jin proceeded to make precise slices to Adam's clothes to destroy them from the front. Then the silver haired man stopped to admire his handywork before looking down on Adam's weapon. "I suppose he needs a lesson." Jin muttered to himself before using lightspeed cuts to cut the weapon into teeny tiny pieces which would fall once he returns to normal speed. Then Jin walked to the spot he started from, until turning around one more time to look at the angry bull practically frozen in place. "I suppose," The man muttered before walking to Adam one more time to cut the Grimm mask into pieces, adding a kick to the Fang officer's stomach for good measure. After that, Jin walked back to the spot he started and moved into exact exact position he was in before starting, before sheathing his katana to his back and then dropping his hand to his side in exact position it was at before. Then he returned to normal speed and watched as his actions caught up in less than a second.


AN:I will not deny or confirm this to be any kind of premonition for my main fic.

Just wanted to have some fun with RWBY Villains meeting XC2 Villains. Cinder tries to be her evil intimidating self, Malos is not impressed. Emerald tries to bond with Patroka, but Neo decides to push a tsundere button. Akhos is trying to mold Roman into a character he wants into his play. Finally, Mikhail stops Mercury from getting struck by Jin, but Adam wasn't so lucky.