A/N – Okay, so for tonight I'll give you guys 3 chapters. ^^ Enjoy~
Chapter 11 – Project Dating Councilor
Mission name: Project Dating Councilor
Mission details: pretend to be a dating councilor and ask Loki about his love life…
Plan suggested by: Clint
Loki woke up from his afternoon nap on Stark's sofa to Jarvis' cool voice. "Sir. There's someone at the door."
Loki groaned. He hated being woken up quickly. "Let someone else get the door."
"There's no one else in, sir." Jarvis explained coolly. "So please get off your ass and go get the door."
Loki stared at the source of Jarvis' voice. He raised an eyebrow. Then he got off his ass and went to answer the elevator door. "Who is it?"
The elevator door opened and out stepped a finely dressed man in a business suit and tie.
"Who are you?" Loki said rudely.
The business man gave a small bow. "My name is William Brandt and I'm a professional Dating Councilor."
"Huh…" Loki gaped open-mouthed. "Dating councilor? They exist?"
"Yes, sir." The business man said politely though one eyebrow quirked. "And I've been requested for my services."
"Um. Must be for Stark then." Loki mumbled. "He always had trouble holding his girls."
"No, sir." The business man rolled his eyes. "It's for you."
"Me?"
"Yes you dumbass." The businessman hissed. "So let's get to work.
He shoved Loki down onto a sofa and sat opposite him. He crossed one leg and then looked at Loki. "Very well, sir. Tell me about your love problems."
"Uhh…" Loki stared. "I have no love problems."
"Surely, sir, you have a girlfriend." Brandt said curtly.
A sly look came over Loki's face. "Sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. I have a boyfriend."
Brandt stared at him for the longest of times, open-mouthed. Loki prodded his face, then felt something was wrong. He pinched the skin and pulled at it, stretching it impossibly long. Loki then let go and the material snapped backwards.
"Damn you Prongs." a voice growled. One hand grabbed the face and pulled off – it was a mask. Underneath was Clint. "Didn't your mother ever tell you to not touch things that didn't belong to you?"
Loki gave an awkward giggle. "Ehehehehe…"
A/N – I had to slide in Loki's awesome laugh somewhere. So it might as well be here~
