Authors Note: I totally screwed you guys over in the last chapter lolz im sorry xD But at least Rodney got beat up right? Haha
And I like the bullet proof vest idea but Alt Doof was blasted by a blaster NOT a gun that carries bullets so that wouldn't really work now would it?
And my cousin decided she wanted to be my intern or as she likes to call it "secretary"
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The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 12
Facebook.
Platyborg was sitting at the computer when Doof came in with a laptop.
"Platyborg"
"Yeah?"
"How come you didn't accept my friend request on Facebook?"
Platyborg sucked in his breath and thought for a moment.
"I uh, was busy"
"Well do it right now" Doof said as he walked out the door.
Platyborg went to his friend requests and hit "undeny" and "Accept Request"
Platyborg sighed.
It was enough having to hear Doof's rambling in person, now he'd have to see it all over his newsfeed.
Slap/Blueprints.
"Heres those Blueprints you wanted" Doof said as he handed the blueprints to WordNerb93.
"Thanks" WordNerb93 said and slapped him.
"Ow! Why'd you slap me?"
WordNerb93 shrugged.
"Everyone else is doing it"
Tea Party.
Platyborg, Doof and me all sat around a pink tea set on a round table and seated next to us were stuffed animals.
"Why're we doing this again?" Doof glared.
It was requested.
"Of course it was" Doof rolled his eye.
"Hey Doof, can you pass the tea to Mary McGuffin?" Platyborg asked.
"Mary McGuffin can get her own tea"
Platyborg frowned.
That wasn't nice, look now you made Platyborg sad, just pass the tea to Mary McGuffin.
"Mary McGuffin isn't re-"
Shhhh! Are you insane? You cant tell him that Mary McGuffin isn't real! Platyborg is like a small child you can't just go around telling him that things aren't real.
"Are you serious?"
Yes, now pass Mary McGuffin the tea.
"Fine, here you go Mary McGuffin"
"Mary McGuffin says thank you" Platyborg smiled.
"Whatever" Doof muttered.
"…Mary McGuffin thinks your hot"
"PLATYBORG!"
Twitter.
"Your just jealous cuz I have more followers than you" Platyborg gloated.
"No I'm not I have 200 followers"
"Actually you only have 199, I just unfollowed you"
"Platyborg re-follow me or else"
"No"
"Fine, don't follow me, what do I care?"
…
*5 seconds later*
Doof was holding Platyborgs hand over the mouse and trying to get him to click the follow button.
"FOLLOW ME!"
"NO!"
"DO IT!"
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"CLICK THE BUTTON!"
"NO!"
"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FUNNEL!"
"THAT WOULDN'T EVEN WORK IN THIS SITUATION, LET ALONE MAKE SENSE, SO HA!"
Tea Party Part 2.
Can we please get back to the tea party?
"Fine" Doof muttered.
All of a sudden the door burst open.
Guess who?
"PERRY THE PLATYPUS? 1ST DIMENSION ME? What are you guys doing here?"
They come in and sit down.
"You're here for the Tea Party really? And why'd you have to break down my door 1st Dimension Perry the Platypus?"
Me, Platyborg, and Regular Doof each hand Perry a 20.
"Seriously? ALL of you payed him $20 to break down my door?"
I didn't know you guys already payed him.
"Neither did I" Regular Doof shrugged.
"That means 2 of us should get their money back" Platyborg glared.
Perry shook his head no as he counted his money.
"Wow Perry the Platypus I didn't know that you could be so evil, maybe this dimension is rubbing off on you, I'm so proud" Regular Doof said wiping a tear from his eye.
"Evil or not, I want my money back" Platyborg said.
Perry shook his head no.
"So let me get this straight, you wont give me my money back?" Platyborg stood up.
Perry again shook his head no.
"Wow…your good" Platyborg sat back down in amazement.
"Can we just get this stupid tea party over with?" Doof begged.
I cant.
"And why is that Ms Natty?"
I don't know how to end this one.
"Cant we just cut to black like they did in the Sopranos?"
Yes, yes we can.
*Fades to black*
