Written with the help of BlueOrbs998! And yes, we were having fun writing this! :D


Chapter 11.

"Oh my gosh, the twins… Where are they?" Jill exclaimed as she hurried away through the building. She was already dressed in her maid of honor-dress, and high stiletto heals, but that didn't stop her from running around looking for the twins.

"I'm gonna check on Sandra and Janet." Kamili said to Jill as she disappeared.

"Last time I saw them they were heading for Kris'." Jill smiled.

Kamili's smile changed into a look of horror.

"What?" Jill asked when she saw Kamili's face, instantly knowing something was wrong.

"They want to tell Kris that Kelly loves her." Kamili said, with dread in her voice.

Jill and Kamili looked at each other for a few minutes before they both ran away towards Kris' room. They saw Janet and Sandra sneaking towards Kris' door, but just then Jill saw the twins hurrying down the aisle. Jill disappeared after them as Kamili ran towards her friends.

Just as Sandra got a hold of the handle, Kamili grabbed them both by their hair and shoved them into the closet next to Kris' room. They both screamed and banged the door, and Kamili put her back towards the door to keep it closed.

"Shut up you too!"

"You can't cuss in church Kamili!" Sandra yelled through the door.

"Kamili, let us out, we have to tell her."

"Shut up!"

Kris opened the door, wondering what all the noise was. She stared confused at Kamili who was leaning towards the door.

"Kam? What are you doing?" Kris asked confused.

Janet and Sandra were shouting and knocking on the other side of the door, but it was impossible to hear what they were saying.

"I was... uh... there was... a racoon in the church. Really loud ANNOYING racoon."

"A... racoon?" Kris asked, hint of smile on her lips, and her eyebrows pulled up in confusion.

"Might have been two. They were big. As you can hear."

Janet and Sandra were kicking on the door.

"I'm going to shoot them both here in a second." Kamili said, then smiled to Kris as she put her head to its side. "Don't worry, you look lovely Kris!"

Kris had her hands on her hip, looking at Kamili as a teacher would do to a misbehaving child in class.

"A racoon in the middle of Washington D.C?"

"Yes." Kamili smiled.

Kris rolled her eyes and turned around to go back inside, when she saw her daughter running through the hall outside. Jacob was close behind her, both of the giggling and laughing. A few seconds later Jill came running in the dress and shoes, bent forward, trying to catch them.

"Do you think Jill needs help?" Kris asked worried.

"No no. She's fine. They are just playing." Kamili said as she swallowed.

There was a sound of a huge crash, the unmistakable sound of twins giggling and Jill cussing loudly.

"You sure?" Kris asked.

"Sure as can be!"

"KRIS!"

Sandra's voice was heard through the door, but the rest of the words were thankfully enough muffled.

"What was that?" Kris asked confused.

Kamili thanked her parents that she had inherited their DNA and had very dark skin – otherwise she would've been completely red right now from embarrassment and anger.

"Racoons have... uh... they squeal things. Like your name. Hah-hah." Kamili said, trying to laugh it off.

Kris just stared at her before she sighed, shaking her head.

"If you see Kelly, tell her where am I at, will you? She's really late." Kris said worried.

"I sure will!" Kamili smiled, I the same time as she was knocked heavily forward as Sandra and Janet beat on the door.

"Damn racoons! I WILL SHOOT YOU BOTH!" Kamili yelled as she pushed the door back to closed position.

"Shhh! You're in a church." Kris strictly reminded her.

"...sorry." Kamili smiled innocently.

"TROLLS! YOU CAN'T PLAY IN THE HOLY WATER!"

Jill's voice was heard echoing through the church. Kris eyes grow wide in horror and Kamili sunk down, one hand to her face as she groaned loudly. 'Think of a happy place… Think of a happy place…'

"Call if you need me, okay?" Kris said as she quickly disappeared into her own room.

Kamili sighed loudly and walked into the room where Sandra and Janet were.

"Hi Kam." Janet smiled innocently.

"We had to try!" Sandra nodded.

"I am going to wring your necks like the racoons you are." Kamili growled.

"Kam, be calm!" Janet said, still smiling innocently.

"I am calm. I'm going to kill you calmly." Kamili said, her face stern.

"You can't kill anyone in a church. On Kris' wedding day." Sandra said.

"No, remember that you're Christian." Janet smiled. "Thou shalt not murder."

Kamili closed her eyes and shook her head. Suddenly she had gotten such a migraine.

"Promise you won't tell Kris. I mean it."

"We won't tell her."

"Promise."

"Have you seen Kelly by the way?" Janet asked.

"Yeah, she's in the closet with Tommy."

"But now she's out of the closet, but not literally in a closet. But Tommy's in the closet, but that doesn't mean he's gay." Sandra said.

Kamili and Janet just stared at her confused.

"What?" Janet asked, looking at Kamili who just shook her head.

"They are talking about her love for Kris. Tommy is feeling bad and Kelly's breaking down. I want you to to either stay in here or go outside but not talk to Kris!"

"But she has to know!" Sandra said, beginning to pace as she throw her hands around her. "Just HAS to know. I mean, if I was getting married and someone else was in love with me, I'd want to know!"

"What she said!" Janet said, nodding.

"I will break the handle of this door and make sure you die in here if you say one word."

"Kam, understand - it's so... romantic!" Sandra tried.

"Quit! This is not romantic. None of this is romantic! It's a mess, that's what it is! And someone, or several someones will get their hearts broken if you talk about this."

The door opened and Kelly walked inside, sitting down against the wall on the floor, breathing heavily.

"Are you okay?" Kamili asked, looking over at her concerned.

"I don't think I can do it. I don't think I can watch them get married, Kam. I don't –"

Sandra jumped over to Kelly and sat down next to her on a chair, putting her hand onto Kelly's head, patting it.

"That's right, Kelly. Fight for your... woman! You know what would makes this even more romantic, is if you were miles down the road when the wedding was happening, and you had to steal a horse from... somewhere, and ride to the church on the horse, then sweep in through the doors right when the priest asks 'Does anyone here object to this union' and you barrel in and take Kris away on the horse."

Sandra sighed as she leaned back to the wall, smiling.

Everyone stared at Sandra. Kamili felt her eye twitch and she put her index finger towards it, trying to stop it.

"What?" Kelly asked tiredly.

"Sandra is fantasizing a movie for you." Janet smiled.

"Didn't I tell you two not to speak?" Kamili sighed, before turning to Kelly. She bent down next to her, careful with her dress, and she put her hands onto Kelly's knees. "Kelly, you have to come, Kris isn't going to get married without you there."

The door opened up again and Jill came inside.

"There you are Kelly! I'm ready to kill you unless you start getting yourself together. You're ruining this day. You're not even in your dress yet and Kris is going insane."

"Like the rest of us." Kamili said, rubbing her temples.

"I don't think I'm going." Kelly said quietly.

"OH. OH. OH HAHA. Yes you are." Jill said, walking up next to her.

Kamili, Janet and Sandra backed away from Kelly as Jill walked up.

"That laugh was quite scary." Janet whispered.

"Every romantic movie has a villain with a scary laugh." Sandra nodded, and Janet elbowed her in the side.

"You know the situation. It's better if I'm not there." Kelly said to Jill, not moving from her place on the floor.

"You're coming. Do you know why? Because Kris hasn't seen you all day since this morning and she's worried sick. So it's not Tommy I'm hearing about, it's you. Everything is about you. All the time, Kelly. Even on her damn wedding day, it's about you. So the one thing you can do for her is put away your feelings and just be there for her. Do you think you can do that? Do I make myself clear!?" Jill asked, careful not to raise her voice too high, knowing Kris was getting ready in the room next door.

"Perfectly."

"Riding in on a white horse would be really pretty..."

Everyone turned around as they stared at Sandra. Sandra was lost in her own thoughts, and when she looked around and the guys she realized she had said something stupid.

"What?"

"I need a drink." Kamili sighed, putting her hand towards her forehead."

"Ask Sabrina. And please keep Sandra away from the bar, it seems like she'd had enough." Jill said as she grabbed Kelly's hand and pulled her to her feet.