The room begins rumbling. The blimp Tearjerker happened to be in takes off. Tearjerker then begins watching camera footage from theaters showing his film with Tchochkie Schmear.

"People worldwide are already crying hysterically," says Schmear. "Your fiendish plan is working perfectly."

Meanwhile, James and Sexpun are watching the film. They are on the verge of crying to death.

"James, my answer is yes."

"Yes to what?"

"I will marry you."

They begin kissing, when James realizes something.

"The ring," says James.

"What ring?"

"The ring that Q gave me!" James pulls the ring out of his pocket. "Put this on, Sexpun."

Sexpun puts on the ring and her breasts grow big enough to break the rope. She unties James.

"We have to stop Tearjerker," she says.

James is staring at her chest, he gains control after a few seconds.

"Look there isn't a way to stop the film, but maybe we could find something that the world wants to watch more than Oscar Gold."

James sees footage of Adrien Brody and Halle Berry in a dungeon.

"Those are the real celebrities," says Sexpun. "He kept some alive."

James sees Halle Berry holding something.

"I've got an idea," he says. "Sexpun, get those celebrities up here right away!"