Hey guys, another chapter in the same day, yeah! Go me! Alright, enough talking, on with the story!

The Shinra building shook violently, threatening to fall at any given moment, but it didn't. The core reactor was filled with smoke, thicker than fog. There, lay the President of Shinra, the destroyed Shinra Robot, but no AVALANCHE members? What happened? Well let me tell the story from a different perspective.

" Those goddamn bitches left me, when I find them I swear to tear them apart limb from limb! " Barret opened the buggy's back trunk to find a spare wheel. He rolled it over to the wheels and replaced it with the new tire. He hopped back into the buggy and twisted the key of the buggy. All that came out was gas and sputtering noises.

" Godmotherfuckingdammnit! " Barret cursed. It wasn't even a word, it sounded like one syllable. He got out of the buggy and opened the engine. Sounds of clanking and screwing came from the buggy. " Ah, what the hell is this sticky shit? " Barret was just tampering with the buggy, he didn't know how to fix it. Sounds of clanking and screwing came again. It stopped for a while and Barret closed it. He hopped back in it again and tried it. Sounds of sputtering again came back. He hit his head on the steering wheel multiple times until a gash was noticeably seen. Barret sighed. " How the hell am I suppose to get there now? " Unfortunately, the buggy's wheel popped on top of a narrow hill. It started to roll. " What the hell? " Barret stomped on the brakes, but it did nothing. Barret's tampering with the car unfortunately caused him to drain the buggy's brake fluid.

" AhhhhHHHhHhHhHhHhH!!!! " The buggy was heading right towards the ocean. But, in a turn of events, the tire that he replaced once again popped due to a sharp loose axel piece. The vehicle swirved out of control and to a new direction before the buggy turned into a submarine.

Soon it stopped, and Barret got out of the death trap. The buggy landed Barret right outside of Nibelheim. " Huh, lucky me. " He went around town and asked if they saw a spiky blonde dude and two kids with him. They all said no, save one. The lonely villager was just one walking back from Rocket town when a tall, spiky haired man drove by him along with two other kids. He was really surprised to see them, they don't get much intersting people 'round these parts. " Where can I find them? " Barret demanded from the man. He pointed to the right. " To the North. They went to Rocket Town I presume. " And with that, Barret took off to Rocket Town in search of his accomplices. After all, he couldn't be a one man team, Biggs and the others were dead so the last of them were missing.

Barret soon got to Rocket Town, but it wasn't easy. His legs were tired, and he was burning hot. It was a day to remember. He took a seat on the bench next to a lady sipping tea. He looked at her briefly then turned back to relax. But something bugged Barret about this woman. She just sat there, sipping tea. It bothered him that somehow, she was important, and it was like a splinter in his mind. Bothering him, and he couldn't do anything about it. Barret just sat there staring in front of him ears blowing steam, until he cracked. " Alright that's it! " Barret stood up very angrily. The woman, completely surprised of Barret's sudden move, dropped her cup and the tea spilled. Barret turned to the woman. " You listen to me, and listen well! I'm not going to fall for your tricks, I know what you're doing, and it's not going to work! " At this Barret walked away, while the woman just sat there stunned.

The heat must've gotten to him, because he must've thought she was trying to do something else, as you probably know what I'm talking about. While he thinks he had done the right thing, if he didn't yell at her, he would've saved a lot oftime trying to find Cloud and the others.

So anyways, enough randomness. On with Barret!

Barret was just cooling down from his momentary brain lapse, or lack of brains, i don't know which one, but he recovered. Soon he asked around again, and indeed most of the towns people saw them. They all said the same thing, " They went with Cid in an airplane. " Obviously, if everybody knew this 'Cid', then he must be popular. He went to his house but saw nobody. Puzzled, Barret strolled over to the backyard to find footprints on the mud. Two of them were adult size and another two smaller. Barret felt like a detective, searching for clues. In fact, he did see plane tracks before their liftoff. And oddly enough a fat man wearing a suit lying dead near the front yard.

He just ignored it and went to steal one of the neighbours vehicles. What he found was a shopping cart. " Damn, this town ain't got shit! " Barret swore under his breath. Wasn't the first time he had to think of a pplan, or at all. So he planned to hijack a submarine. He stole the shopping cart, got in and rolled over to Costa Del Sol. Yes, rolled. He wasn't that smart, but he was big, which waas enough to roll 5 miles. When he got there, he went straight to the docks and stole the submarine there. Too bad he didn't know how to work one. So he just secretly boarded a boat and it rode off.

One person was missing from the cruise, so people thought Barret was the person who was late. He got all luxuries, dinner, his own room. Man life was good, until it ended. Barret was a little disappointed, but he had to save his friends. As soon as it stopped, Barret jumped off the boat ( litterally ) and made his way to Midgar. But along the way, he took a wrong turn. He got distracted by an Air Buster, and had to dispose of it quickly. So he wandered off til he got to the Chocobo Farm. He was confused, asked the farmer for directions. He told him he went the wrong way. Barret cursed his mouth off, but the farmer said he could borrow one of his Chocobo's.

So off Barret goes with a chocobo, until finally he reached Midgar. Infiltrating Shinra wasn't easy, but he did it. First, he encountered some guards, took em out with his handgun, literally HAND-gun. Blasted his way to the top. But he got stuck fighting a certain robot that someone would meet later on. " Goddamn robot! " He jumped on it's back when it wasn't looking, and blasted his head with his HAND-gun. Barret sat down and breathed a sigh of relief. Though it stood up again, and Barret goraned. " Oh dammnit.. " He stood up. " Hey look over there! " Barret pointed behind the robot and the robot looked. Barret ran for his life and the robot noticed he was running away. Barret kept turning any and every corner, but it just kept coming back at him. Barret tried one last thing, he found a fire extinguisher. Barret stopped and threw it at the robot and threw it hard. The robot made an attempt to catch it, and it got it. Barret aimed at the robot with his HAND-gun, and fire 5 rounds at it. The fire extinguisher exploded, sent the robot flying back 10 feet onto the wall.

Yet the robot still did not give in. It stood up, and wiped off the dust on it, and readied itself for a another run. Barret groaned. " Godammnit! " Barret turned another corner, and past a door that he heard voices coming from. Just as he passed it, the door opened and the robot smacked right into it. The President, hearing the thud on the other side of the door, closed it a little and saw the robot on the floor. " What the hell? I thought I told you to stay put! Whatever, your coming with me anyways, come now. Cloud and his gang are near the Main reactor, we'll ambush them there. " Barret overheard this, and quickly set out to find the main reactor. But while trying to find this, he found a really big glass window on the last floor before going up. He looked through and near the Shinra Building was a mini truck, and a ramp used to carry heavy equipment to higher levels. And for the first time, Barret had a brilliant idea.