I'm back! Did ya miss me? Of course you did::Hugs readers: Ok last time Goten took an embarrassing trip to the store with ChiChi and there was a freaky stalker girl there. Plus Goten's pregnant! Yeah! I mean finally, HE'S KNOCKED UP!

Trunks: What do you mean, finally!

Goten: Yeah!

BTG2: Um...nuthin', it's just that it took you guys a awhile, that's all! Hey Goten, how far are you? Y ou look a little big around the middle.

Goten: Trunks! Blow her up! She called me fat::Starts crying:

Trunks: You better start running::Begins to power up:

BTG2: Holy hell::Runs away:

Goten: I love you.

Trunks: Yeah...I know.

Disclaimer: I do not own the damn show! So stop pestering me damnit!

Chapter Twelve:

Telling Mom & Allergies

The two demi Saiyan lovers gave each other quick pecks continuously on the lips very early on a Saturday morning.

"I love you Chibi..."

"Hmnn, and I-...Trunks?"

"Yes love?"

"Let go of me..." Said Goten.

"Why?" Trunks leaned on his elbow as he sat up in bed, "Chibi?"

"Cuz I gotta barf!" Goten threw off the covers and scurried into the bathroom and closed the door. Trunks cringed at the horrendous sounds of Goten's wreches.

"Ew..." Trunks got off the bed and knocked on the bathroom door, "Baby? Are you ok?"

"Ughhh!" Goten moaned threw his throw up fit.

"That's...great."

"Uhhh!"

"Want me to come in?" Trunks leaned his cheek on the door.

"Uh huh..." Trunks creaked the door open and saw his Goten sprawled all over the toilet looking miserable. Trunks crawled next to him and pulled him onto his lap, "Poor baby..."

"You," Goten put his hand over his mouth, keeping in the upcoming vomit, " You ...better appreciate this, and what I'm doing for you. This baby...is sucking up ALL my energy, I can't enjoy anything when I eat anymore, afraid that I'll up chuck it in sheer seconds. And when I DO enjoy what I'm eating, it's either mustard dipped, mayo filled or tuna preserved. Man, the stuff this baby makes me eat!" Trunks chuckled.

"It's not funny Trunks! I swear on Kami that the last evil-incarnate concoction this baby made me eat crawled, I saw it with my own eyes, it slithered over the damn counter!"

Trunks roared with laughter as Goten pouted and made a whining noise,"Goten you are overreacting!"

"Yeah well, you try eating spoonfuls of peanut butter dunked in ketchup and topped with prunes and fruit loops, and NOT have hallucinations of cheese burgers doing yoga!"

Trunks kissed the top of Goten's head and chuckeled, "Your mood swings are gettin' to you again..."

Goten then began to sob furiously into Trunks pajama top, "MnmhphfaTrunkshshaaft!"

"What the hell did you just say Chibi?" Trunks couldn't understand a word that Goten was saying, his face was smushed into his chest.

Goten looked up,"I said that your probably sick of me Trunks!"

Trunks wiped away Goten's tears and smiled at his Chibi, "Goten, I'm not sick of you. You're just a little fed up over all the mood swings, morning sickness and strange appetites you've been having! I love you..."

"I'm sorry...but I really do love this baby, but I think it's mission is to make me miserable!"

"Aww..Chibi, sshhh..." Trunks cooed, "It's perfectly natural, I talked with my Father about Saiyan pregnancy and I know all about it, so you can relax." It was a VERY awkward conversation, even though it has been awhile, Trunks was still skeptical about trusting Vegeta after what happened.

"Thanks," Goten leaned into another embrace.

"I will always love you and take care of you and this baby and future babies to come..."

"I love you...wait! You are already thinking about future babies! This baby hasn't even given me stretch marks yet, and you're preparing for MORE babies! YOU JERK! How can you be so insensitive!" Goten shook Trunks by the collar as his facial expression turned deadly.

"Goten, you're... having... another... mood ...swing!" Trunks defended himself through the shakes . Goten's anger diminished and began crying again.

"I'm soooo sorry Trunksie! I've been horrible to you and you've been wonderful!" Goten's balled fist were brought to his eyes to wipe the tears away with the back of his hands.

"Oh Chibi, it's only been two months and I'm already dog tired..." Trunks licked up Goten's cheek.

"I love you..." Goten kissed Trunks on the lips as a response, "I love you more Baby."

"Oh oh..." Goten threw himself at the toilet once more and barfed up the remains of his stomach.

"I can't wait until this pregnancy is over..." Trunks shook his head.

Goten lifted his head up and glared at Trunks, "What did ya' just say!"

"Oh damn..."

O...O

"Ok, remember to act casual and when the right moment comes we spring it on her," Goten was cradeled in Trunks' arms as they flew to the Son home. They decided that it was time to tell Goku and ChiChi about Goten's pregnancy. Goten was straightening Trunks' collar as he gave Trunks precautions when they tell them.

"Goten stop fussing with my shirt, I'm trying to fly here!" Trunks said annoyingly.

Goten huffed, "Well excuse me trying to make you look decent for my Mother!"

"Oh boy." Goten shoved his head under Trunks' chin and closed his eyes, the pregnancy was draining him of his ki, he couldn't even fly he was so pooped. Goten's hair tickeled the older demi's sensitive neck as they flew. He smiled, Trunks let Goten take a short nap before they reached the cottage home. 'He looks so innocent, yet he's so strong' Trunks looked down at Goten's slightly bulging tummy 'And to think, MY child is growing in him, he has no idea what a gift he is giving me. I love him so much it hurts, I promise to always take care of him.'

"Goten wake up, we're here," Trunks gently shook Goten awake.

"Hey what's the big deal?"

"We're at your parent's house," Trunks informed the cranky pregnant Saiyan.

"Oh.." Goten lightly kissed Trunks' lips before landing.

Down below Goku was performing his morning katas when he sensed two..no three kis! "What the... why's there three!"

"Goku? What going on!" ChiChi called from the house.

Goku recognized two of the three kis and smiled, " It's the boys honey! Goten and Trunks!"

"Oh, what a lovely surprise..." ChiChi stood by Goku and he latched on to his wife's waist as they looked to the skies for thier son and Trunks.

Trunks landed infront of the Sons and placed Goten down next to him.

'Why was Trunks carrying him?' Goku thought.

"Hey Goku! Nice to see you ChiChi!" Trunks greeted. ChiChi gave both Trunks and Goten a hug and raised concern when she felt a bump on Goten's belly.

"Goten I think you need to lay off the sweets for a bit, you're getting a gut," Goten's mother pointed out. Goten hugged himself and blushed as Trunks rubbed the back of his head and whisteled. "Was it something I said?"

Goku then went in for a hug, embracing Goten he lifted him off the ground and lightly squeezed, "Hey son!"

Trunks' dominant mate instincts kicked in and pried Goten from Goku's fatherly, yet threatening hug and shoved Goten behind his back, guarding him, "Goku, I think I find it in Chibi's best interests if you will refrain yourself from doing that again...forever."

Goku gave his famous raised eyebrow and confused look and brought his hand to his chin, rubbing it gently, "What? Why, I mean what's wrong with Go-" He saw Goten blush from behind Trunks' protective stance.

Goku smiled, now knowing the truth after searching his son's ki again, and patted Goten's back, "Hey congratulations son, you're gonna be a Daddy or Mommy, or whatever the heck ya' wanna be!"

"WHAT!"

"Dad!"

"What, you are!" Goku frowned.

ChiChi looked at her son and husband, "Are you two adopting?" She asked hopefully.

"Not exactly ChiChi...you see," Trunks began, "It's sorta complicated and sorta simple, and sorta strange and sorta wonderful...and-"

"Oh just say it Trunks, I'M PREGNANT!" Goten bursted out, smiling. ChiChi fainted.

O...O

"Mom? Mom, please wake up..." Goten cooed as he dabbed her forehead with a cool cloth.

"ChiChi, dear?"

"Wow, she's out!"

"Shut up Trunks!"

"Ohhh, Go-ku?" ChiChi began to stir.

"Hey Chi, how do ya' feel? Why ya' go and faint like that?" Goku can be very bed at bedside manner.

"I...I must be losing my mind, I thought that I heard that Goten was ...was pregnant...isn't that funny?"

The three Saiyans looked at each other and Goten bit his lip, Trunks looked dumb founded, and Goku..well he was just Goku, grinning like there's no tomorrow.

Goten took hold of his mother's hand,"Um, Mom...I am pregnant."

"What? How! Impossible!" ChiChi was going delirious with questions.

"Fine," Trunks began, "You might wanna- oh, you're already laying down, ok you see, a particular type of Saiyan males can become pregnant, carry to term and give birth. These types of Saiyans are called the Bearers and the Goten is a Bearer, and I'm not..."

"My Dad said that the Saiyan male pregnancies were more common then female pregnancies and are perfectly natural, Goten was born with the Bearer gene and not me, so that's why he's pregnant...do you understand ChiChi?"

"My SON...is..pregnant?"

"Yes..." Trunks answered.

"With a baby?"

"Yes..."

"With your ...baby?"

"Yes!" Goten answered with an attitude. 'This isn't exactly rocket science.'

"With my grandchild?"

"YES!" The three Saiyans answered in unison.

"Goten..." ChiChi called.

"Yes Mom?"

"OH MY KAMI, CONGRATULATIONS! A BABY, I ADMIT THAT WHEN YOU TWO GOT MARRIED I GAVE UP ON ALL HOPES OF A GRANDBABY! BUT NOW...! Oh my little boy!"

Goku smiled as he watched the two soon-to-be parents embraced and shared a slow, sweet kiis on the couch. While ChiChi jumped up and down with happiness, ranting about baby clothes and spoiling it rotten.

ChiChi pulled Goten into a hug during mid-kiss, causing him to break the passion between him and his husband, and dragged him out of the room to give him the Do's and Don'ts of pregnancy and childbirth.

"OK..." Goku scratched his head, "She took it quite well, I thought she would freak!"

"Riiight..." Trunks still couldn't believe it, "Hey is she gets a grandbaby outts this, I think she'll be just fine."

O...O

"So it's PREGNANT!" The women in the nurses get-up scanned the files that read Son,Goten Goku. "What the hell, his first and his middle name start with 'Go', not very creative now is it?" She stole the files awhile ago, but had to wait for the results of the blood test.

"So let's see what I got here to work with," she began reading Goten's medical history, written in Gohan's handwriting, in her large home as she sipped red wine, "Blood type,blah blah blah...past injuries, yaddah yaddah yaddah, ooh..what do we have here? Hmm, severe allergies huh? May cause permanent damage or death if taken? Hold all calls, I think we've hit the jack pot!"

O...O

OMFG! That wierdo! Ok if you want her to die in the end, let me know and give me some ideas! Oh and did Goten act like ChiChi in this chapter? Ok thank you, remember to review::Gives Son Grin:

-BlackTigerG2