Chapter 12 – Just A Little Drizzle

Summary: Just the little things that they're better off not noticing.

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

A/N: *staggers in with a stack of reviews and plonks it onto a desk* Hey guys! Wow, I'm suddenly receiving a whole bunch of requests for this fic, and its keeping me really busy. My imagination's working overtime to find material for all the upcoming chapters. But I'm happy, because it means lots of people like this fic. (Because I had been thinking of discontinuing this fic, 'cuz the other day during recess at school my friend said she didn't like this fic T_T) Oh, RealityBitez, I didn't spell Lissuria wrong. It's really Lissuria, not Lussuria. In the Vongola 77 guidebook, it's spelled Lissuria, and if you happen to go to youtube to watch Lissuria's character song, you'll see that the album cover pic of him has "LISSURIA" on it. But don't worry, I used to think it was spelled "Lussuria" too ^^. Anyway, glad you like the one about G's swimsuit :). X Kyle X, O_O why are you worshipping me. Please get up! You don't have to rub the ground or anything. Oh, and btw, I reas your profile, and I have a friend who has the same gender preferences as you. :) It's good to know lots of different people, ne? The Neo Productions, I'm not too sure why Amano cut out Tsuna's sister either. Perhaps she really does exist in the actual manga/anime, just that she was never bought up or something. But if she doesn't, then maybe Amano edited her out because she didn't fit into the storyline or something.

1. Squalo has learnt a big lesson in science. It's that some scientific terms can sounds very, very wrong.

"Squalo, our pigs are suffering from PERV." Lissuria came in the room holding a bucket. He was frowning.

"Eh?" Squalo growled, unsure that he had heard Lissuria right.

"I said, our pigs are suffering from PERV." Lissuria repeated impatiently.

"What the f*cking hell does that mean? Does that mean they peep at each other?"

"What?"

"Do they stalk each other and peep in the bath? Or what?"

"Squalo, what are you talking about?" Lissuria asked, bewildered.

"Didn't you say our pigs are suffering from PERV?"

"Squalo, PERV stands for pig endogenous retrovirus*, what on earth are you talking about?"

"…"

2. Yamamoto actually hates sushi. He only pretends to like it because his father, Tsuyoshi, would chop off his limbs if he said he hated sushi.

3. Bluebell does wear underwear. It's just really skimpy and see-through, so it's pretty much useless.

4. Asari Ugetsu used to do snake-charming. His skills as an ex-snake-charmer are still evident as when he plays his flute, Giotto and the rest of his guardians start wriggling their hips and swaying about, making for good entertainment at dinner parties.

5. Glo Xinia actually used to do a spot of pole-dancing. He only stopped doing it because when he showed off his skills to Byakuran, Byakuran punched him in the face. This punch is also why Glo Xinia has a weird habit of twitching his eye, the punch threw his nervous system out of whack.

6. Colonello is a secret honorary member of the Namimori Disciplinary Committee. This is because his pet bird, Falco** is part of the NUH. (read: Namimori Underworld Hibirds)

*Pig endogenous retrovirus: I swear, this thing exists, apparently, it's some weird virus that affects the pig genome. I got it out of a BBC magazine. (You know, one of those science/history magazines) I laughed so hard when I read it.

**Falco: Seriously, is that Colonello's pet bird's name? Do tell.

A/N: Sooner or later I'll be making a chapter entitled "Reviewer's Choice" where they can send in 3-4 of their fave KHR characters for me to write about! And the 50th reviewer of this fic gets to send in the most characters :D. (Note: as of now, there was 49 reviews)

Reviews, reviews~! :D