Patricia

After lunch we headed shopping. I picked out some nice stuff. After Eddie brought in like a million workers to change it we had to spend the night at a hotel. At 5 am I was rudely woken up. I was literally thrown onto the ground. I sat up and saw I was in a gun range.

"Morning, Mi Amore," Eddie said sweetly.

"Eddie, what the fuck?" I demanded standing up. I was only wearing a worn out Rugrats shirt and boyshorts.

"Bootcamp, my love," He said tossing me a pistol. I caught it in my right hand then grunted.

"It's the crack of dawn!" I exclaimed.

"Mmhm, yes," He confirmed. I rolled my eyes, folding my arms over my chest.

"Whatever lets just get this over with," I said.

"This is to test accuracy," He said. I cocked the gun, aimed then fired. It wasn't that close to the X. "Again," He said.

"I'm tired," I complained.

"Again," He prodded. I grumbled and fired the gun again. "Again," He said. I fired the gun. This cycle carried on for twenty more minutes until I threw the gun itself hitting the X. "I guess that counts," He said.

"Let's go," I said.

"I said his was bootcamp not target practice you have more to do," He said.

"Eddie, I'm not dressed!" I exclaimed.

"Here you work for you clothes," He said.

"And did I get anything?" I asked. He tossed me a thong. I rolled my eyes and threw it back at him. "What do we do next?" I questioned.

"Run laps," He said. "10 times around the room," He said. This is a big ass room.

"Fine," I grumbled. I started to run around the warehouse, in rectangles. This is fucking riduclous, I'm cold, tired and have no shoes on. Eddie will pay.

Eddie

The rest of the training was amazing, for me. So I made Patricia run around and then I made her dress up in a sexy outfit. I'm evil but it was fun. I also made her do a bunch of stretchs, more running, combat and now we're redoing target practice. I stood behind her, arm wrapped around her waist then other hand ontop of hers with the gun.

"Just steady your hands," I said.

"It is steady," She snapped. I pushed against her body, getting closer. I held her hand tighter against then trigger. I pressed down so the bullet released. It hit the X spot on. Patricia exhaled, pressing into me.

"I think we're done for the day, let's get to our new home," I said pulling away. We walked out to my car and she crawled in the back collapsing.

"I'm tired," She complained. I chuckled.

"I'll massage you my Queen," I said.

"I better be treated like a Queen," She mumbled. I smiled and drove through the city. It was sunset and looked nice. The sky had a orange haze to it.

"Get up Patricia," I said as I parked the car.

"No, you asshole carry me," She said. I chuckled and picked her up.

"You could have just been my assistant and not had to do bootcamp," I said.

"I'm not waiting on you hand and foot," She said as I carried her through the lobby. People were looking at us funny but I just let them. I stepped into the elevator with the other people in my apartment building. I swiped my key so I could be taken straight into the penthouse. The other people got out before us since we're on the top floor. Patricia looked like a child in my arms. The gold doors slid open.

"Tada," I said. We entered the gold and cream living room.

"I love it!" Patricia exclaimed. Now there wasn't as much black as I had before. It looked better, more mature, more couple like. I'm actually growing up. "We did a good job," She said.

"I know," I agreed. It was perfect. There was basically a small pond like thing trailing through the whole apartment as well. Damn I hire good people.

"They're coy fish," Patricia smiled at the fish in the pond.

"That's what you wanted," I said.

"I love it," She said. "It's very classy mixed with minimal," She said.

"Because we're classy motherfuckers," I said. She rolled her eyes.

"Take me to bed," She said.

"My pleasure," I said cockily.

"Head out of the gutters, Miller," She said.

"I want my head in your gutters," I said.

"Okay that's enough," She said as I sat you on the bed.

"What are you virgin or something?" I asked. She didn't respond. "You fucking are!" I exclaimed.

"Maybe," She said.

"So that means when we do have sex I'll be the best," I said.

"You'll be the only," She said crawling into bed.

"Same thing. Well what about kiss wise? Am I the best," I said. She shrugged. "What do you mean?" I asked.

"I don't know," She said.

"I have to be the best!" I exclaimed.

"You are the only, okay? I've never even been in a real relationship, last time I even liked a guy he embarrassed me that's why when we met I said I don't date," She said tiredly. No one even tried to snatch up my Queen? She's perfect. A diamond in the rough. My diamond now though.

"That's stupid of them. You're perfect and badass and sexy and I'm glad you'll loose the V card to me," I said.

"Who said I was?" She asked.

"Well I assumed, you don't have to but you know we're gonna live happily ever after," I said.

"Sure, Miller. We'll have kids and live in the suburbs as well," She said sarcastically. "Or maybe in a mansion,"

"Anything is possible," I said winking. She shook her head.

"I'm tired, while I sleep get some dinner, I want to be treated likecRoyalty when I wake up," She said.

"Alright, Queen Patricia," I said.

"Go peasant," She said. I tucked her into the bed, kissing her lips then left. I would only be a slave for her.


Eddie bootcamp haha. What did you think of Eddie's bootcamp? I thought it was intresting haha. Thank you guys for the 115 reviews and 25 favs and 21 follows then all of the views. Did you hear that HOA might have like small episodes then like a spinoff? If so I have the perfect spinoff idea to please everyone. Can I like send shit to the writers because I've been planning this in my head since season 3. Like its fucking etched into my brain. I could like write the scrips and I'd keep it G, yeah I can keep things non sexual. I mean there will be a lot of kissing but no ass grabs. I mean on Victorious they kissed all the time. Actually I don't know many kids watching HOA we're like all teenagers becuase we thinkmsome nasty ass shit. We don't even use the newbies in it because I know some people hate the newbies, I'm not very fond myself but I can deal. Imagine if I could actually plan HOA for a season? Shit would hit the fan. Just imagine that. Okay enough of my little rambling.

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