mi an hary pottr were da onli ppl on da ravencow (Moo!) teem. all da odda teems was flyin arond trin to put dere balls (Should I comment on this? Nope.) in r da kluklanklan wuz shootin up at us.
"hary u gard da lok 4 da snigger" i sed.
i flu up high on mi dragen (I believe I can fly!) "GET DAT NIGGA" sed a griffendor. "NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" (...) sed a slithrin."ILL BEET U BOT" sed a hufflypuff. den he fell down. he wuz accidently shot bi da klukluxklan. (Looks like the KKK do good deeds from time to time)
i wuz fliin up in da air lokin 4 da snikker. den i saw vadermort. "die" he sed buit i flew out of da way. (Dodging Voldie's "die"s, are we?) instead he hit a griffindoor an he esploded. ( =)) I somehow like this part)
"U MISSD MI" (yeah, you tell him!) i sed an went bak 2 lokin 4 da snigger."die" sed vadermort again. (Keep trying) den he missd an hit a death eater an he died. (Lol, Voldie's such a poor shot!)
i wuz fliin an vadermort wuz chasin mi. den i saw... draco!1an he saw mi. (I see what you did there.) "now die soulja spirit buu jackson!1" (You know you're screwed when someone says your full name!) an he pulld out his (what? His homework? His broomstick? His swag? - lol) he shooted mi but i got out of da way an instead he hit... VADERMORT!11
"AHHHHHH" sed vadermort. den vadermort pointed his wand at draco an his brom esploded an he fel in2 da klukluxklan but dey didnt hurt him cuz he was wite.
"ah ha" (a-ha used to be my favourite band some time ago) sed vadermort. he had fond da snigger. (I found the singer for a-ha too, his name is Morten Harket) i lokd dwon. da snigger wuz in da middle of da feeld.. right in da middle of... DA KLUXKLUXKLAN.
he wuz divin 2ward it and so did i. dere was bodis all ova da feeld. (There's a killer party in there!) da klukluxklan wuz shotin up.
"u cant let da klukluxklan get da snigger" sed hary potta "or dey win da gaem!1111" (Which is obviously more important than staying alive...Who cares if you get killed? Oh wait...You know what, just go ahead)
da klukluxklan wasnt shotin at wuz wite. dey wuz shotin at mebut dey kept missin an hittin everibody else!11 (Lame villains)
"hey lok deres da snigger!1" sed da klukluxklanman an started runin 2ward it."!11111111111111111111111111111" i sed ( =)) A math fetish? I'll yell "3,14159" too when I'm angry!)
"yes" sed vadermort as da klukluxklan man put his hand on da snigger.
but da ball went throo da klukluxklansmans hand. den i reelised... dey werent da klukluxklan... DEY WERE GHOSTS!111111 (ooooh. Now I see...Not really)
"u fools!1" sed vadermort.
bcuz dey were gosts i flew thro dem an got da snigger. but dey shot up mi dragen. an it died. (Pfft, piece of cake. Mr Screw-plots-and-literature will borrow the dragon some of his mystical ressurection powers and it'll be just fine)
"!" sed vadermort. (How does an exclamation mark sound like? Riddles of life, can't understand 'em)
den da buzza sonded. (Bzzz, bzzz) da game wuz ova. "U WIN" sed da dumbledoor. (Who could've kicked Voldie and the klulku-whatever's butts but just chose to sit and watch. What a good dumbledoor you are!)
"u may haff won this tim... BUT NOT 4 LONG!11111111" sed vadermort. den he pointed his wand at harry. "die" he sed. harry esploded. (I have this mental image of Harry's head bursting) he fell off his bromstik.
"QUIK GET DA DOKTA" but bi da tim we got dere hge was alredy ded. (Fortunately, the geniune Harry Potter is still alive. In our hearts, of course)
"haha sed vadermort and him an his detheaters flew away. (Oh nooooes!)
