Princess Angel Rose wrote a lovely drabble referencing this episode of Firely. So I was like, look, I can do it too! Cagematch: Merlin vs. River. Victor?
Disclaimers are for scrubs like me who don't own things.
Merlin was tied to the stake, with angry villagers preparing to burn him for his crimes.
"How was I supposed to know you hadn't heard about the new law? I swear, magic is legal now!" He cried in his defense, but it did no good. Fortunately Arthur and his knights got there in time to smooth things over.
"Cut him down!" Arthur commanded.
The villagers were shocked. "The boy is a sorcerer…" They began to argue.
"Yeah, but he's our sorcerer-" He cocked his crossbow and aimed it at the neck of the leader. "-so cut him the hell down."
