This time, 'Dreamedsong' get's a turn!! Along with a request by 'Clear Blue'!!...AND ANOTHER ONE FOR 'JapanManiac'
I guess it's 'Be lazy and do a bunch of Requests' Day.
Title: Snow Days, Go Away
Word Count: 894
Characters: Ice Climbers (and Co.), Red, Ike, Zelda
Pairing: IkexZelda
Song: I'm just a Kid - Simple Plan
*…Smash the Holidays Away…*
"NO!!"
"YES!!!"
"NO NO NO!! It's not fair!!" Nana cried with a large pout on her face.
"It is so fair!!! We're going to have a colour war!!" Popo yelled. Nana's face scrunched up in disapproval.
"And HOW does that even make sense?!" She shouted disbelievingly.
"I DUNNO!!" Nana fell silent as she stood in front of her brother. Frowning, she smacked him on the back of the head. As her hand made contact with him, the blue Ice Climber fell forward.
'Nana…that's not a very….nice thing to." Zelda said, looking down at her. Ike began chuckling behind her. The Hyrule princess scowled as she turned her head and watched as the blue mercenary continued to laugh. This time, it was Zelda's turn to hit Ike. Like Popo, he fell forward when the princess had whacked him. Unfortunately for Ike, Zelda hit hard. By the time that Popo had recovered, Ike was still down. The Ice climbers look worriedly at him.
"Are you sure he's ok? He's not moving…" Nana asked the princess. Zelda shrugged it off.
"I'm sure he'll be fine." She responded. Popo pouted.
"You're a mean girlfriend…" He muttered. Ness laughed when he heard it, but Lucas merely whimpered and shrunk more, scared of the princess's wrath. He had every right to be, after what she had done to Red. The trainer would never be the same again.
Zelda raised a delicate eyebrow, as if asking the blue Ice Climber to challenge her. Popo's eye twitched as he stiffened under her silent wrath. Sighing, the princess kneeled by her boyfriend.
"Ike…Ike…Come on wake up." She patted the side of his face gently. She saw that he was starting to stir, and smiled contently. She leaned forward and just as Ike fully regained consciousness, she captured his lips sweetly. Toon Link and Ness made gagging motions. Nana cooed. Popo covered his eyes and started counting to ten, while Lucas stared with wide eyes. Toon Link made a 'let's go and abandon them' motion with his hands, while Ness mimicked him. Popo immediately ran out. Nana sighed and dragged Lucas behind her.
…:::|:::…
"Ok, what was this 'colour war' you were talking about?" Toon Link asked Popo. He smiled as they stepped outside to the snow.
"Well, it's this awesome idea, where we have a snowball fight, but the teams are sorted by colours, so when you sort yourself by colours, then you start fighting, and when you start fighting…." As Popo continued rambling, Toon Link stopped paying attention. Ness eventually got very annoyed. The PSI user picked up a handful of snow and threw it at Popo's face. The blue Ice Climber stopped, and wiped the snow off.
As Popo thought about what to say to Ness, he was hit by another wad of snow, this time flung by his sister. "OK!!" He yelled. "This time, NO MERCY!!!" Popo took his beloved hammer out and slammed it to the ground. This in turn caused a wave of snow to cover Ness and Nana.
No prisoners were taken after that.
…:::|:::…
Toon Link whimpered under the iron gaze of Ness, who was currently holding a snowball over the green warrior's head. The PSI user smirked.
"You know what comes after this Link?" He asked, adding more suspense onto the situation. Toon Link gulped and braced himself. But before Ness could launch his attack, a sudden assault to his side caused him to drop the snow and fall. Lucas stood amazed at his accomplishment. Toon Link immediately scampered away from firing range and dragged Lucas behind him.
Ness sat up and frowned. That was his perfect chance to get Link, and stupid Lucas had messed with him! Even while bundled in his warm winter apparel, it couldn't stop the tears that threatened to flow. Suddenly, a hand reached out and grasped his shoulder. Ness looked up to see Red, bundled up as well. The Pokémon trainer smiled at him and pulled Ness up.
"You ok?" Red asked. Ness smiled and his eyes quickly dried up.
"I'm great Red!! Thank you for volunteering to help me win the war!" He cried, dragging Red off. Red's eyes widened as he realized what was happening.
"Hey!! What?? I-I-"
…:::|:::…
The best thing about snowball fights was that in the end, there was no winner.
This, of course, did not apply at the Smash Mansion. There always was a winner, and if that couldn't be done, there was always the person who got beat up the most.
That happened to be Red. Currently, the younger smashers had given up their snowball fight and had banded together against the Pokémon trainer. To his defense, it was hardly fair, but then again, who cared?
"YOU CRAZY-!! OWW!! THAT SNOWBALL HAD A HAMMER IN IT!! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!?!" Red yelled as he continued to run from the Ice Climbers continual barrage. Toon Link had opted for a vantage point and fired whenever the trainer stopped. Lucas and Ness made sure it was all fair game by tying Red's hands together.
Ike and Zelda continued to watch from inside, all cozy and warm, sitting beside the fireplace in front of the window. They were currently drinking hot chocolate and videotaping Red being attacked by snowballs. They wondered how he would react when he found out that the posted it on YouTube.
Lol, sorry 'Dreamedsong'!! Not that much humor, more just 'beat up Red'.
That quality of this one wasn't so great…I couldn't think of anything!! TT^TT
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