Day 6

Life in the big Brother house was hectic now with two more Housemates filling in. K-9 had his laser consficated of him so now he only could shoot water out of his nose.

"Any one who pisses me off will get squirted with water" the Robot dog explained. Martha was pattin K-9 on the head. "You're so gorgeous" she cooed."Affirmitive" K-9 agreed. The Master was still annoyed that he wasn't allowed to use he beloved Spongebob Squarepants cup for his Anti-constipation coffee. Instead he had to use a Hello Kitty cup.

"This sucks" he mumbled as he made some coffee and poured it into the cup "What if the guys in my lair find out that I've been drinking Anti-constipation coffee from a hello Kitty Mug".

"They'll point and laugh" suggested Dr Nine with a big smirk on his face. The Master wanted to hurt him but decided not to incase he'd get another horrible and embarrasing punishment."Anyway, I'm off for a shower" and the big eared goon left for the bathroom. Captain jack was jumping on the sofa yelling his head of "COME ON MAN U COME ON MAN U" he yelled for now particular reason. Rose slapped him and told him to sit down and stop making a fool of himself.

"Sorry got carried away". Today Dr Ten, The Master,The Dalek and the Cyberman would be taking place in a rap contest. The winner would get a free box of malteasers and a MR BEAN'S HOLIDAY dvd. The First up was Dr Ten.

"Yo yo. I iz da Doctor in da house, playing me Jam, iggy jiggy wiggy, i'm da best, better than all da rest, because I'm da Doctor wicked, wicked,don't mess with me ooy ooy, don't mess with me because I'm am da Doctor". Next up was the Master.

"Wooooooooooooo, who's ready for the Master rap. Let me see those hands in da air. Don't know why I'm bad I just am, I'm born to be bad oh oh, Evil genius that I am, constipated too which is baaaaaaad. Yo yo yo, I am da Master , better look out, Run for your lives because I am coming, Hide your Children because I'm coming. Da master is da best, better than all da rest wicky wicky. Watch out because da master is coming. Yo". next was the Dalek.

"HERES DA BEST RAP IN DA HOUSE AND IF YOU DISS IT THEN YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED. I AM DA RAPPING DALEK YO OH, I'VE COME TO EX-TER-MIN-ATE ALL PATHETIC RAP-PERS. DON'T MESS WITH ME BE-CAUSE I AM A DA-LEK, IF YA DO THEN YOU WILL BE DES-TROYED-OYED-OYED-OYED, I'M COMING TO INVADE THE WORLD, BETTER WATCH YA BACKS BECAUSE I AM DA RAPPER DALEK". And Finally the Cyberman.

"Here's a rap I'd like to delete. Ok here we go. If ya wanna be bad then join with me, I am a cyberman, I am bad, so join with me or you will be deleted ha-ha-ha-ha. So who's ready to rap with me,come on a join with me iggy wiggy, here i come,join with me". After, the four rapper contestents waited anxiously for the results.

"And the winner of the Big Brother rapping contest is...Dr Ten. Please come to the Diary room to collect your prizes". The Master was in a huff because he wanted the Dvd.

"Ahhhhhh to bad Master old boy but Big Brother has allowed me to stick the dvd in for us all to watch and I'm also allowed to share the malteasers too". That evening they all gathered on the sofa to watch MR BEAN'S HOLIDAY and they all ate malteasers. After the film was finished they went to bed and the Master had a dream. He Dreamt he went to Spongebob Squarepants land. He met Spongebob and proposed to him. Spongebob stood and thought for a minute then he tunred into a 50ft killer sponge and gobbled up The Master. He woke up and fell out of bed. "That's it, I hate Spongebob Squarepants. From now on I'm going to be an obsessive fan of Mr Bean".