(A/N: I finally got my own laptop today! =D the trouble is that there's still a crap ton of stuff that needs downloading. I figured I would update while I was waiting- so, hope you enjoy this chapter!)
"Last time on Camp TV:
After weeks of challenge after challenge, it was finally time for the merge. I set the remaining nine up with their most torturous challenge yet, which was- um, a bunch of tortures, go figure. Cody was nearly killed by sharks, Bridgette was electrocuted, and Tyler wrestled a bear… and won. At the end of the day, it was Bridgette who outlasted all the others, and won immunity. Katie was able to convince most of the players to vote off Tyler, simply because he proved to be a bigger threat than any of her other potential targets. But tonight, the campers will have to face their most lethal, terrifying, and twisted challenge yet. Will any of the campers pull through, or will they all die in the process? Find out who will go home, who will win, who will… Uh, I think that's all I got. Stay tuned for an all new:
CAMP!
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(Intro)
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"Okay, Tyler is gone, meaning Lindsay's closest ally is out of the game. That just leaves Justin and Bridgette. After I break them up, I'll only have to worry about individual players. I'm thinking Cody or Lindsay would be the best to take to the finals with me. Cody's an injury magnet, and I'd be surprised if Lindsay had an IQ over 7."
(End)
In the boy's cabin, everyone was playing a game of poker.
"Eight people left," Trent sighed, "feels like we arrived here yesterday."
"I just can't wait for this thing to be over," Cody scowled, "it's a little dangerous here for my liking."
"It ain't all bad," Geoff smiled, "I mean, it's not like anyone's DIED here, or something."
CONFESSIONAL: Chris
"If you're not counting the two interns that tested the challenges pre-season, that is."
(End)
The remaining girl's, except Katie, of course, were talking in their cabin.
"Who should we vote out next?" LeShawna asked.
"I still can't believe you guys voted out Tyler," Lindsay pouted.
"Sorry girl," LeShawna shrugged, "but I actually want to win this game."
"What about Geoff or Cody?" Bridgette asked, "Or maybe Trent or Katie."
"What about Justin?" LeShawna smirked.
"Uh," Bridgette said, blushing, "I guess that could work."
Moments later, Chris' voice came over the intercom.
"Attention campers," he announced, "meet me back at the stage immediately. We have an even more dangerous challenge today- it won't be for the faint of heart. But you all have to do it anyway, because I'm the host and I say so. Now get down here!"
Once the eight contestants were there, Chris appeared on stage.
"So," the host smiled, "you all ready for your most challenging challenge yet?"
"Um," Cody said, "no?"
"Oh well," the host smirked, "get ready to be blown away, because your challenge tonight is:
SUPER DUET EIGHTIES KARAOKE NIGHT OF DEATH!"
"Wait," Katie said, confused, "we're doing karaoke?"
"Eighties duet karaoke," Chris corrected, "the best kind there is. I'll split all of you up into groups, but you as a team get to pick your own songs. Your performance tonight will be judged by three things:
Outfits, song choice, and singing.
Create the perfect eighties outfits for your team, pick an awesome song, and sing your little hearts out."
"That doesn't sound very terrifying," Cody pointed out.
"Tweek," Chris called, "bring me the pancake laun-"
"Actually," Cody said quickly, "that's the most terrifying thing I've heard all season!"
"Never mind Tweek," Chris called, "well, now that that's settled, I'll divide you into groups. Let's try Geoff and Cody, Katie and Bridgette, and LeShawna and Lindsay. Now remember this- the team who scores the least amount of points is up for elimination, but only those two people. The team that scores the highest will win tonight's reward, which will of course remain a mystery until then."
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"GAH! There goes my plan of voting out Bridgette tonight! Plus, Trent and Justin can actually sing, so it doesn't look like they'll be in any danger. So, I guess that leaves Geoff, Cody, LeShawna and Lindsay on the table."
(End)
"Okay," Bridgette sighed, "any ideas, Katie?"
"Not really," Katie shrugged, "I don't listen to eighties music."
"WHAT?" Chris gasped.
"I said I don't listen to eighties music," Katie repeated.
"You…. Are so dead to me." Chris growled.
"So, what are we doing?" Trent asked.
"Is that even a question?" Justin asked, "Shout by Tears for Fears, of course."
"Alright," Trent grinned, "I'm down. We should make the outfits next. That'll take the longest, so it's better to get a jump start on it now."
"Agreed," Justin sighed, "except I have no idea how to make clothes."
"Relax," Trent assured his friend, "it's the eighties we're talking about here. Grab a leather jacket, throw some glitter on it, and we're solid."
"Okay, I got it," Geoff smiled, "we'll do this one song I know. I totally forget what it's called, but uh… oh I remember! Always Something there to Remind me!"
CONFESSIONAL: Geoff
"I was thinking of Gwen, alright?"
(End)
"Alright," Lindsay told LeShawna, "what if we do Eye of the Tiger?"
"Uh, I guess," LeShawna shrugged, "I can't really think of anything else."
Meanwhile, Justin and Trent were making their outfits for the show. They actually had found Leather Jackets, sunglasses, and tow fingerless gloves.
"Okay," Trent said, "that's perfect. One glove each. Let's go find some glitter, and I'll put on my torn jeans."
"Any ideas for outfits?" Cody asked.
"Uh," Geoff thought, "Oh, I have the perfect idea!"
Bridgette and Katie, however, still couldn't think of an idea for a song.
"what about this," Katie said, "we just make really good outfits, and hope someone scores lower than us?"
"No, come on," Bridgette said, "we better think of something. I don't want to risk getting sent home."
"Alright, how about Tainted Love?" Katie offered, "First song I could think of."
"Alright," Bridgette agreed, "let's do it."
When it was around six in the evening, Chris had everyone report back to the stage.
"Okay guys," Chris said, "first up, let's have Geoff and Cody."
Geoff and Cody walked on stage- instead of costumes, they were just wearing each other's usual outfits.
"Nice costumes," Chris said, "I like it. And what song will you be performing?"
"Always Something there to Remind me," Geoff told the host.
"Alright," Chris said," let's get to it."
Geoff: walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me,
And every step I take reminds of just how we used to be-
"That's enough!" Chris shouted in horror, "ENOUGH! For your final score, your outfits get you a ten out of ten, your song choice gets a six of ten, and your singing gets you a negative one out of ten, bringing your score to a total of fifteen. That puts Cody and Geoff at the top of the leaderboard with a measly fifteen points. I hope you can all do better than that. Next up, Katie and Bridgette."
Katie and Bridgette were wearing the same thing they usual wore, except completely covered with silver glitter.
"Oh no!" Trent cried, "They out- glittered us!"
"Nice outfits," Chris nodded, "song choice?"
"Tainted Love," Katie said, rolling her eyes.
"Good choice," Chris nodded, "proceed."
Katie: Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Bridgette: Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a girl could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Katie: Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
"And that should be good," Chris interrupted, "Outfits are a ten, song is a ten, singing is… a nine. You guys get a near-perfect score, and a near-guarantee for tonight's prize!"
Katie and Bridgette cheered, then hugged each other.
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"You know what I realized about Bridgette from working with her tonight? It's going to be so much sweeter stabbing her in the back."
(End)
"Okay, next up we have Justin and Trent."
Justin and Trent took the stage. They were each wearing their leather jackets (with glitter, of course), and sunglasses. They each had on one fingerless glove, and Trent had rips in his jeans.
"The stereotypical eighties rocker," Chris nodded, amused, "since this show is played off stereotypes, you get extra points for that. Song selection?"
"Shout by Tears for Fears," Justin told Chris.
"Dude," Chris smiled, "Best. Song. Ever. Let's hear it, guys!"
Justin: Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
Trent: In violent times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white, they really really ought to know
Those one track minds that took you for a working boy
Kiss them goodbye, you shouldn't have to jump for joy
You shouldn't have to
Justin: Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
They gave you life, and in return you gave them hell
As cold as ice, I hope we live to tell the tale
I hope we live to tell the tale
Trent: Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on
"I don't need to see anymore," Chris said, "I think it's clear what you guys get- ten, ten, and ten."
Justin and Trent cheered, then fist bumped.
"Justin and Trent, you guy's win tonight's prize," Chris announced, "but we'll get to that later. Our final act of the night is LeShawna and Lindsay!"
LeShawna and Lindsay walked on stage, wearing tiger stripes.
"We picked Eye of the Tiger," LeShawna sighed.
"I see," Chris said, "well then, start singing."
"Wait, we have to sing?" Lindsay asked, "but I didn't put my special singing make-up on! I'll be right back!"
Lindsay ran off stage, but tripped going down the stairs. A loud crack was heard, and Lindsay planted face first into the ground.
"Owww," she moaned, "I think I broke my ankle."
"Looks broke to me alright," Chris agreed, "which means you'll have to go to the infirmary. Which means you can't sing, which means no duet, which means automatic disqualification. Geoff and Cody, you guys were saved! LeShawna and Lindsay are in the bottom two!"
Geoff and Cody cheered, while LeShawna face-palmed.
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"Looks like things worked out after all!"
(End)
"Justin and Trent," chris announced, "you two have won an all-expense paid trip to… the season premiere of Canadian Icon!"
Trent and Justin both groaned in response.
CONFESSIONAL: Justin
"Canadian Icon? Oh, come on! No one actually watches that show!"
(End)
"No need to thank me," Chris smirked, "a boat will be here to pick you up after the elimination ceremony. And since this is only a thirty minutes show, we better get rolling with that, huh?"
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"Hm, I wasn't so sure at first how to convince everyone to vote of LeShawna instead of Lindsay. Then it hit me."
(End)
"Hey Justin," Katie greeted, "is it… true, what LeShawna's been saying?"
"That depends on what she's been saying," Justin shrugged, "I don't talk with her very much."
"Well," Katie shrugged, "it's just that… she said that you had everyone vote off Tyler so that you could date Lindsay."
"She said what?" Justin demanded, "That's ridiculous!"
"I know," Katie said, "I mean, I didn't believe it either. She said something about a guy's alliance- I don't know, it was really weird. She must have been frustrated from losing the challenge."
"I can't believe she would say that!" Justin exclaimed, "She must be trying to get everyone angry at me to vote me off!"
"That's what I was thinking," Katie smiled, "but I'll tell you what, I'll vote for her tonight. If you go explain to the guy's what's been happening, I'm sure they'll vote with you too."
"I will," Justin agreed, "thanks for telling me."
"She said WHAT?" Geoff asked.
"Yeah," Justin told him, "I'm just glad Katie warned me ahead of time."
"I don't know, guys," Trent sighed, "it just doesn't seem right. LeShawna is pretty cool, she wouldn't just start making things up for no reason. How do we know we can trust Katie?"
"How do we know we can trust LeShawna?" Justin asked.
"He's got a point," Geoff told Trent, "I mean, think about it. She could have been acting nice to get to the merge. And… well, everyone has to go some time. It's better safe than sorry, right?"
"Okay," Trent said after a while, "but only because the other option is Lindsay, and she's less of a threat anyway."
"Alright guys," Chris said at the ceremony, "I have one marshmallow on this plate. There are only two of you up for elimination tonight. It's between LeShawna and Lindsay. The marshmallow of the night goes to…
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"Lindsay!"
LeShawna scowled, rolled her eyes, and left for the boat of losers without a word.
"Well, there's that," Chris yawned, "Trent and Justin, your boat to the show awaits down by the docks. Have fun, and make sure you don't have TOO much fun. You're still under my schedule."
CONFESSIONAL: Trent
"I have to leave in like a minute, so I'll make this quick. Justin… well, he's a good guy, but he tends to be a little rash sometimes. The fact he went after LeShawna so quick makes sense- besides, Katie's story does make a little sense too. But it just doesn't seem right to me. When I get back from the show, I have to make sure I keep a good eye on her.
(Chris is heard shouting outside of the confessional)
"well, uh, I gotta go."
(end)
"Well, shocking at all? Probably not. But next episode will be, and you better get ready for the extra-awesomeness we have in store for you! Who will go home? What will Trent find out about Katie? Will Katie catch on to Trent and eliminate him? Find out next time on:
CAMP!
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(A/N: What'd you think? Oh, and in case you haven't figured it out, I decided to stop updating on just Saturdays, and do it more often when I get the time- which should be way more often, since I have a laptop now! =D I'll try to update tomorrow- well, actually, today, since it's one in the morning here. If not, tomorrow. Well, I have to finish uploading my 6 GB of music onto my laptop- how I ever got that much I don't think I'll ever know. If I had to guess, it's probably the ten David Bowie albums I have. And let's not forget Sinatra, hm?)
