UPDATION! Yeah, I've gotten in the habit of only writing these once a month even though it takes me like an hour to write. Shame on me..
I don't own Code Lyoko and I'm gonna go ahead and copyright insane Jeremie, can I do that? Also I don't own other people's characters.
Lav: Hi people!
Ulrich: Who are you?
Lav: Lavender Alexa Frostflower, I'm the new OC
Odd: Anyone seen Jeremie yet today?
Lav: Umm, I might have...
Odd: Where?
Lav: Well I might have taped him to his chair, taped his mouth shut, and put an ocean wave noise maker on his computer table
Jeremie: mhuhmh Mhuhmu MHUHMH!
Affa: Hey Jer...
Jeremie: Muh?
Affa: -smashes ocean sound maker and the tape, then gives him his bat- You owe me for busting you out so many times.
Jeremie: Okay. XANA! -runs after Lav- RAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!
Affa: Chasing people with weapons, endless fun! Oh, and warm welcome to Lavender XANA! Style!
Lav: AHH! -running away from Jer who's now dressed as Snoopy-
Anna: Why's Jeremie dressed as Snoopy?
Affa: Idk? I'm bored so...Snoopy.
Anna: O...kay...-backs away slowly-
Affa: Hm...people back away slowly from me a lot...whatever, bye Anna.
Jeremie: So what exactly do I owe you?
Affa: Dunno, tell you when I think of it, for now just spazz out, that's what everyone loves to read.
Jeremie: On it!
Affa: Good Jer, here's a cookie.
Odd: COOKIE! AAAAAAAAHH!
Affa: Odd! What're you doing here!
Odd:...Nothing...-runs away-
A few minutes earlier
Aelita: Okay Odd, now go get that script!
Odd: Okay, I'm going, I'm going! -sneaks up on Affa and Jer, get's the script, and replaces it-
Affa: here's a cookie.
Odd: COOKIE! AAAAAAAAHH! -runs away-
Aelita: Did ya get it?
Odd: YES! But she has cookies...
Ulrich: Oh calm down! Let's read and find out her secrets!
Jeremie: XANA! -swinging around baseball bat- XAAANNNNNAAAA!
Tricia: -sighs- This isn't funny anymore. We need to solve this problem!
Everyone: Wha?
Tricia: Jeremie and Odd. Both of them are crazy. Jeremie is afraid of Xana and Odd is afraid of cookies. Think of what would happen if cookies and Xana became allied forces! This is the beginning of the apocalypse I tell you! We're all gonna die!
Yumi: -slaps Tricia-
Tricia: Thanks, I needed that.
-hidden from everyone-
Milly: Cookies and Xana have become allied forces? What is that supposed to mean?
Tamiya: Maybe it's some secret code?
Milly; Whatever! This is still gonna be a super scoop!
-next day-
Yumi: -looking at newspaper- Oh no, this can't be good.
Jeremie: -hitting a pile of cookies with baseball bat- XANA!
Odd: -stomping on a pile of cookies- Take that you disgusting sugar item! How dare you call yourself a dessert?
Tricia: It's the apocalypse! Run for your lives!
Odd and Jeremie: XANA COOKIES!
Affa: I'm gonna take that last skit one or to steps further.
Morgan: How?
Affa: HEY GUYS! -takes deep breath- XANA SPIDER WOLF COOKIES THAT ARE BEING SERVED IN A REALLY HIGH UP PLACE BY MY LITTLE PONNIES!
Jeremie, William, Aelita, Odd, Ulrich, and Yumi: OUR BIGGEST NIGHTMARES HAVE BEEN REALIZED!
Morgan: Nice!
Affa: I know right!
Affa: Ya know...it's so great that Squeeky likes my writing! And everyone else! Each and every one of you, even if you just read but don't review for whatever reason. I appreciate your support and views! All reviewers you don't know how great they make me feel, using this filler skit to say to all reviewers, supporters, or people who just like to see Jer freak out...
Jeremie: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Affa: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SCREAM XANA! AM I PAYING YOU FOR NOTHING?
Jeremie: We don't get payed...
Affa: Well...hmm...oh well.
Ulrich: Hey Gracie.
Gracie: Yeah Ulrich.
Ulrich: Last chapter, Derek blackmailed you with an embarrassing picture.
Gracie: Yeah why
Ulrich: What was the picture of?
Gracie: You don't want to now
Yumi: Hey guys along with the cookie/Xana story there is an embarrassing picture of Gracie.
Gracie: DEREK!
Derek: I didn't give it to Milly and Tamiya.
Gracie: Then who did.
Odd: That was for last chapter
Gracie: Where an anvil when you need one.
Jeremie: XANA!
Gracie: -pulls out the remote and mutes him-
Ulrich: Is that all it can do.
Gracie: No -presses a button and Odd starts walking backwards- It can also rewind.
Nicholas: Hey, what're you guys doing?
Yumi: Reading Affa's script.
Nicholas: Who's that?
All: YOU DON'T KNOW AFFA?
Nicholas: Uh...no...
Ulrich: Well she's the reason Jeremie's acting so weird, we're trying to see if anything in this script can help.
Jeremie: XANA!
Nicholas: -punches him out-
Aelita: Thank you, now come on. Try the index or something.
Melinda: Hey, what's going on guys?
Aelita: Um...
Odd: I'm king of the squirrels!
Ulrich: He's been watching weird videos on youtube for a while.
Melinda: I see.
Odd: It's from a show called Whose Line is It Anyway? Very funny.
Melinda: I suppose...
Odd: What's that supposed to mean?
Melinda: How do we really know if you like it? I mean, we're just characters that are told what to do by the people who write us. How can we really tell if our opinions are our own and not the author's?
Odd: But wouldn't that mean that what we were saying right now isn't what we're really saying?
Ulrich: Because whoever is writing this is writing what we're saying right now about us talking about her writing what we're talking about
Yumi: -appears out of nowhere- Exactly. Which means that logic no longer applies.
Aelita: What? This makes no sense!
Ulrich, Yumi, Odd, and Mel: Of course it does. Join us Aelita! Join the illogical side! All are welcome. All are welcome!
Aelita: Never!
Jeremie: -runs onto the scene with a baseball bat- XANA! -whacks everyone but Aelita-
Aelita: Jeremie! You save me! Wait, Jeremie is too crazy to be able to complete such tasks. This world is ILLOGICAL!
-Mel, Odd, Yumi, and Ulrich recover from Jeremie hitting them-
Mel: Told you!
Aelita: But wait, if the writer controls everything, then why is Jeremie so crazed!
Odd: Maybe because...-starts taking, but no voice is heard-
Ulrich: What's going on?
Mel: The writer has silenced Odd! We could be next!
-Mel, Ulrich, Yumi, and Aelita run around like crazy screaming until they all faint from exhaustion-
Odd: -clears throat- Sorry about that. My throat was clogged.
Jeremie: -points at Odd- XANA!
Odd: Jeez, come on!
-cookies appear out of nowhere-
Odd: -screams like a little girl- Curse you evil author! -faints-
Jeremie: -looks around to see everyone on the ground- Xana? Xana? XANA? XANA! XXXXAAAAANNNNNAAA-AAAA-AAAAA!
Ah yes, the great power of the author MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
THEME CHAPTER!
It's torture Sissi and or William time! Send in skits dealing with the utter torture of William, Sissi, or both! Good luck guys!
Review my stuff as always.
Bye till whenever!
