A/N: THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO DREAMING 101 FOR GUESSING THE CORRECT CHARACTER…AT FIRST I WAS GONNA PUT ITACHI AS IT BUT THEN I DECIDED NO WAY IT WOULDN'T WORK OUT! ENJOY FELLOW AUTHORS…OR JUST READERS! AND REVIEW!
Naruto was dragged off far away into the dance floor.
"AHHHH LEMME GOES YOU AKUMA!!!"
Naruto looked behind him only to see…
"GAARA!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE"
"Urusai kyuubi"
"LET ME GO YOU BEAST!"
"Iiya"
"YAMERO!! DON'T DRAG ME"
"Must you scream…I'm only going to dance with you…you act like its going to kill you"
"I SCREAM BECAUSE IM SCARED SHITLESS!!!!"
He was getting on poor Gaara's last nerve. Why if we looked closely at Gaara's facial feature, we can see a very agitated and scary look…don't get too close children. Stopping in his hot pursuit, he takes his gourd and lets the sand pour out. Naruto feeling something on his neck, looks down to see sand choking him. Oh wow he's getting choked by sand…he's laughing? Now he's screaming in agonizing pain. Wow he's turning blue…wait it looks like a deep purple…is that blood?! OH NO GAARA DON'T DO THAT!! STOP GAAR-KUN STOP! Oh good he stopped, everything is fine now if you count Naruto being half dead.
"Now kyuubi dance with me"
"…"
"Stand up you dumbass"
"I need AIR!"
"…air is for the weak-minded"
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BREATHING DIPSHIT!"
"IM BREATHING OXYGEN DUH!"
Naruto sweat-dropped. He thought he was the idiot…he means he…oh shit never mind.
"OXYGEN IS AIR!"
"That's what she said"
"Who?"
"HINATA WHEN I DID HER IN BED!"
"YOU ASSHOLE!! HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE HINATA-SAMA LIKE THAT"
Naruto and Gaara looked at Neji who appeared out of thin…OXYGEN!
"NEJ-NEJ IM GLAD YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE LITTLE OL' ME"-Naruto
"WHO WOULD WANT TO SAVE YOU?"-Gaara
"SHUT IT SANDY-CHAN"-Naruto
"DON'T CALL ME THAT"-Neji
"CALL YOU WHAT…Nej-Nej" -Naruto
"Nej-Nej?" -Gaara
"I swear"-Neji
"NEJ-NEJ WHAT TYPE OF NAME IS THAT"-Gaara
"JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! I CAME HEAR TO SET THIS PARTY OFF AND YOUR RUINING IT"-Ino
"I-Ino? Have you been in my 'stuff'?"-Naruto
"FUCK YEAH!! IT WAS KOOL AID CHERRY FLAVORED!"-Ino
"DAMMIT INO I WAS SAVING THAT FOR ME AND HINA-CHAN LATER"-Naruto
"Saving 'what' exactly?"-Neji
"N-n-nothing"-Naruto
"HE WAS SAVING THE SNUFF THAT HE AND I GATHERED UP YESTERDAY!"-Gaara
"Snuff? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'SNUFF'?"-Neji
"Ano…I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR…somewhat"-Naruto
"I LOVE YOU SHIKA-KUN GOMEN NE THAT I YELLED AT YOUUU IF YOU CAN HEAR ME MY BITCHES!!"-Ino
"Ino are you okay my princess?"-Gaara
"Gaara…I can't do this anymore with you…Aishteru…but there is another man in my life"-Ino
"NO INO!! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"-Naruto
"WHAT THE HELL IS SNUFF?"-Neji
"And they call you a prodigy…you're an idiot"-Sasuke
"Sasu-chan is that you?!"-Naruto
"DOBE DON'T CALL ME THAT IM NOT A GIRL!"
"Could've fooled me"-Neji
"Look at yourself before you criticize others"-Shino
"IT'S THE OTHER MAN IN INO'S LIFE"-Gaara
"What the hell?"-Shino
"Sasu-kun where the fuck did you goes?"-Sakura
"I miss dreamland…"-Temari
Well as you can see everyone is perfectly normal…no abnormalities here. Maybe in the next chapter they'll be fine because Christmas is coming.
A/N: GOOD JOB AGAIN TO DREAMING 101 FOR GUESSING GAARA BECAUSE IT'S CORRECT! THE NEXT CHAPT IS AFTER THIS BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE THEY ARE STONED NOW…XD WILL NEJI EVER KNOW WHAT SNUFF IS? WHAT OF INO'S LOVELIFE…DID GAARA AND HINATA EVER GOT IN BED? FIND OUT THESE ANSWERS IN THE NEXT CHAPT…OR NOT XD! AND I LOVE MY TIME SKIPS!
