D: I swear you could trip on your own shadow
W: My shadow is a tricky little bastard that likes to see me fall to his level
D: Oh my god, I had the exact same dream!
W: Really?
D: No, of course, not
W: Can you think of anyone but yourself?
D: I can but I chose not to
D: You know, I am so romantic
D: Sometimes I think I should just marry myself
W: Red? Why red?
D: Legend says that red calms the beast down enough for you to sneak by
W: But that's only legend, it could also make us stand out so the thing can kill us faster
D: Well, red's also my favourite colour so there
D: This is a nice change of scenery
W: It's a prison cell
D: I was being sarcastic
W: Did you just throw a rock at me?
D: I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahhhh!"
D: Do it for the Vine!
W: Vine is dead
D: Say that again and so will you be
D: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind bookshelves and shit
W: Can we not base our choices on what happens in episodes of Scooby Doo, damnit!?
W: Which way did they go?
D: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left
W: Could you really figure it out from all that?
D: Yes, but no, you idiot
D: They sent me a text
D: That didn't end the way I expected, but at least nobody important died
- Special guest appearance from Bruce -
D: Technically it wasn't on fire
B: You completely blew it up
- Special guest appearance from Roy -
R: I am an adult okay?!
R: Just last week I bought a vegetable
W: To throw at the police
D: And then you called us to bail you out of jail
W: Because you spent your bail money for the month on a vegetable
W: Do you even know how to drive this thing?!
D: Normally, I'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I'm going to say we both know the answer
D: I would tell you to be yourself but that almost got us killed last time
W: Is that blood?
D: No?
W: That's not a question your supposed to answer with another question
D: I have been waiting for this like you would not believe
D: Okay, here's what we're going to do;
D: First, We need to kidnap Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield-
W: Wait
D: I have a army
W: We have a hulk
D: I got a jar of dirt
W: I've got a dream!
D: I have 80 million dollars
W: I have dragons
D: I have magic
W: America is just all the people Europe didn't like
D: I guess you could say they were All American Rejects
D: Why am I handcuffed to the roof?
W: Don't understate it like that
W: It took 8 of us to get those cuffs on you
W: How's your vacation?
W: Remember your manors, kay?
W: Like 'thank you', 'have a good day", and "screw off bitch"
W: Hey
D: Can't talk, I'm about to french braid Barbara's hair
D: The first person who heard a parrot talk was probably never the same
W: So, you started drunk-talking to me in French last night
W: Little weird
W: Lotta sexy
D: Apparently 'spite' is the wrong answer to 'what motivates you?'
W: That was an excessively violent game of Monopoly
D: What did you expect?
W: I don't know but burying a body wasn't on the list
W: Any idea why all the cookies keep going missing?
D: It was a thife
W:Thief?
D: No
W: The fuck was that noise
D: Don't open that door
W: I'm going in
W: ...
W: WHAT THE HELL DICK
D: WOULD YOU CALM DOWN TILL I GET BACK
D: Why wouldn't you tell me I was on speaker phone
W: What did you do?!
D: My best
D: Why dose Artemis keep looking at me weird?
W: I told her that you were in love with Dick Grayson
D: I am
W: You've been MIA for two days and I can't tell if your just ignoring me or if I should prepare for your hostile take over of the world
D: I just had the weirdest dream
W: What?
D: Well, we were in love and you disappeared for three years, I teamed up with Slade and became a villain, then you came back but I was evil so that was awkward, and then something happened to Roy and Barry and everyone blamed me, then you got stuck in a time-loop and we both went insane and then you killed me and-
W: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
D: I don't know
D: I can't remember how it ended
W: I think Roy knows we're sleeping together
D: Psh, no way
D: We're way to stealthy for him to figure it out
W: He can never know about my fear of couches
D: Tim brought home a crab
W: Wanna come over?
D: Can't, I'm a little tied up at the moment
W: Are you okay?
D: No
D: I'm trying to help them
D: But Penguin and Riddler are denser than steel
D: I was the worlds nicest guy! They ruined my life for no reason!
W: The kid next to me asked who I was texting and I panicked and said "Luigi"
D: Let it go!
W: Let it go!
D: Can't hold it back anymore!
D: Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
D: Operation Snaibsel is a go!
W: Phase one commence!
W: I can't believe I let you talk me into body shots
D: Would you shut up and lick this salt off me?!
