Season's Greetings everyone! For the holiday, I decided to post this little poem. ^-^

Reviewer Thanks (gives Christmas presents)

FFPersona: Thank you very much. I do plan on including the cast of Persona 4 one of these days, though it may be a while as I need to look up some scenes from the anime/game in order to understand each character.

Fanatic97: Thanks bro ^-^ Yes- look up the whole game, you'll thank me later! *brace yourself for the feels, though*

Disclaimer: Screw it, it's Christmas! :D

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Igor's Narrative

Welcome to the Velvet Room, mine guests.

Christmas Wishes to you, if only the best.

Take a seat, I implore you

Elizabeth, please bring them some cocoa.

With a marshmallow or two

I'm happy you've decided to visit- oh.

Oh my, would you look at that? It is safe to bet

Out the window, I see we're in a Winter Storm.

But never you fret.

I shall keep you entertained… with a tale from the Dorm.

It is anything but boring

I assure you, it would make even Jin smile

Sit back, relax, as I tell you a story

That is more than worthwhile.

*scene change*

'Twas the night of Christmas in Iwatodai

As the Persona 3 students gathered 'round

Inside their dorm while snowflakes fell from the sky

With Christmas music with much resound

Filled the air as the group held a party for the holiday

Listening to the seasonal jams

Relaxing and socializing after the final week

Post-term exams.

A tiny Christmas tree on the counter, tinsel on the walls

Décor of all kinds to celebrate the season of snow

"Hey, Mako-man, check it out!" Junpei called from one of the halls.

Makoto looked up, seeing his friend hung a mistletoe

Over the doorway between the hall and dining room.

Junpei beamed, thinking it looked swell.

Makoto only sensed doom,

Having a feeling this would not end well.

"Maybe you should hang that somewhere else," The protagonist did state.

'Otherwise the only thing you'll get

'Is a slap to the face,"

"That only happened on the set!"

Was the response Junpei did argue, stepping down off a stool.

"Take it from me, this is the best idea I've had!" The class-clown exclaimed.

"Girls will line up to kiss us, and we just have to stand here and look cool,"

"That plan is totally lame,"

This statement came from Yukari, classmate and friend

Who always rolled her eyes at any idea of Junpei's

Wishing someday they would end

Her criticism the primary source of his dismay.

"We're having a party to relax and celebrate," Yukari went on.

'After exams and snow and Christmas shopping,

'No one is going to be getting it on,"

"Well I'm not stopping!"

Junpei exclaimed with a tight fist,

And giving Yukari a glare.

"You'll see, I'll get a kiss-!"

"Uh, double-check your strategy," Akihiko stated, pointing up in the air.

Junpei arched an eyebrow and looked up,

Looking ahead, he had to groan, "Oh no…"

For he noticed he did screw up,

Seeing standing 'neath the décor was Makoto.

Yukari and Misturu both gasped and giggled while Akihiko and Shinji shook their heads,

Ken and Pharos, having twin ideas, took their iphones out

Makoto blushed and wished he were dead.

"This doesn't count!" Junpei called in a shout.

"Is something the matter?" came the voice of Fuuka, as she came down the stairs,

Stepping between her two friends- what luck!

"Fuuka!" Junpei exclaimed, he and Makoto exchanging nods. "Just stay there!"

As the two friends leaned forth- Fuuka panicked last second and ducked!

Quick as a whip

The two locked lips!

Yuki snorted while Aigis giggled, Jin even giving a smirk

Takaya almost choked on his 'nog

Ryoji guffawed, stifling it so not to be too much of a jerk

If you listened closely, there was even a laugh from the dog!

Fuuka meekly stood up quick,

Feeling bad for having ducked

As she saw her friends faces looked quite sick

And Junpei screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Ha ha, you two kissed!" Takaya exclaimed in a loopy tone.

'Wait until I tell the whole class!"

Makoto responded with, "Don't even touch your phone,

'Or I'll kick your pale ass!

'This is not to leave the Dorm, take it to your graves!

'We are not to speak of this, it doesn't go out the door!"

"C'mon… you know you wanna make him your slave~"

Were the last words of Takaya before he passed out on the floor.

"What the hell did you put in the eggnog Shinjiro senpai?"

Ryoji did ask, looking at the creamy elixir.

"Takaya brought his own… I don't feel sorry for the guy,"

Jin replied first. "The dumbass acted like he was coming to a mixer."

While Takaya was dragged to the couch to sleep off his drunken state,

And Makoto and Junpei went to rinse off their mouths,

The class-clown's girlfriend did enter. "Sorry I'm late,"

She said on arrival, noticing laughter in the air.

"Okay, what did I miss? It seems you've got quite a story."

By this time Junpei was back, giving everyone a glare

That easily read, 'Don't you dare tell Chidori!'

"Takaya passed out drunk," Jin stated instead.

"He spiked his own drink,

'Thought it would be fun, but only made himself a fink."

Mitsuru with a nod added, "Well said.

'Just to be safe, we should switch it out

'In case he spiked it for all of us as a trick,"

Akihiko commented, "Probably hoped to make out

'With a drunk girl. What a dick,"

"Who the hell spikes their own drink anyway?"

Shinjiro did sneer.

"That plan is way beyond gay,

'He might as well have brought his own beer,"

"Um, before someone else does something

That they'd soon resent,"

Aigis did speak up, in a tone that turned touching.

"Might I recommend we exchange our presents?"

Everyone exchanged looks and grins

Giving nods of agree.

"Alright!/Yes!" Came exclamations from Pharos and Ken,

The boys rushing over to the counter with a tiny Christmas tree.

Behind it presents were stacked with care

Addressed to one friend from another

Everyone found a chair

Accepting gifts from lovers, friends, sisters or brothers.

Once the presents were unwrapped

And the food was nothing but crumbs,

Everyone decided to head upstairs for rest

Takaya woke up minutes later, his head feeling numb.

On his stomach there was a gift,

The box wrapped with a ribbon of satin.

Opening it, he found it was a Peace necklace

From his closest friend, Jin.

Attached to his arm also was a note from said cast-member

Reading 'Next year take it easy on the nog,

'Otherwise you'll miss something you'd want to remember

'While you were passed out like a log,"

Nodding the charismatic hippie put on the gift,

Lying back down on the couch.

The hangover was starting to set in, as if his brain had a rift

As all he could state was, "Ouch."

*scene change*

So that was the Christmas our friends did share

Exchanging gifts and smiles

As well as a few glares.

Allow me to share something with you

My dearly appreciated guest

Do not focus on kisses or booze this holiday season.

But think about how you are blessed.

It seems the snow has stopped falling so severe,

The roads are now clear.

Until we meet again my guest, dear

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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A/N: I must confess

Poetry is not my best

Forte, but be blessed

Nonetheless.

I must run in distress

For Makoto and Junpei are pissed

About that accidental kiss

And wish to kill this authoress.

[And so as she ran from the two characters, who were ready to fight

WG did call out, 'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!]

*please review after this sentence*

*no flames or you don't get your presents!*