OoOoO- Naruto -OoOoO

He woke up the next morning and wrinkled his nose as he tried to smooth out his clothes Deidara had gotten him, he hoped he could return home soon. Exiting his room Hashirama and Madara followed him, both of them silent, but they seemed happy. He grabbed breakfast at the ramen stand Deidara had taken him to the other day.

Next thing he heard was a bunch of high pitched screeches, "Ugh oh." His guardian stated. Naruto felt something in him scream in horror, some instinct in him was screaming to run. Run far far away.

"Naruto run! Just run!" His guardian shouted.

Trusting him he took off. He heard footsteps racing behind him and shouts, "It's Naruto-kun!"

"Naruto-kun! Come play with me!" he glanced over his shoulder and saw a horde of girls his age and older by a few years.

"No me!"

He heard the sound of fighting but he didn't stop. Eventually he ran into the Tsuchikage building after having lost the crowd of girls.

"What… what was that?" Naruto asked aloud in a shaky voice.

"Fangirls." His guardian deadpanned.

"I see your fangirls finally found you." Onoki said with a chuckle.

"What- how?" Naruto asked unable to grasp that he had fangirls. He had seen that some of the girls in Konoha had taken to stalking Sasuke… but never as many as he had seen chasing him just now.

"Iwa takes its Janken very seriously." Onoki stated. "You came here just in time though, the results are in."

Naruto's eyes went wide, "You know who my parents are?"

Onoki nodded, "Indeed you are the son of Minato Namikaze, the yellow flash, and Kushina Uzumaki, the red hot habanero."

"They… they weren't traitors…" Naruto said slowly, his legs gave out from underneath him.

"You really didn't know?" Onoki asked.

Naruto shook his head, "All my life the civilians told me my parents were worthless traitorous drunks. That they abandoned me… Jiji said that they died the night of the Kyuubi's attack, but he never said more than that, everyone else told me other things though…"

"Jiji?" Onoki asked with a frown.

"Yeah Hokage-sama, he allows me to call him jiji." Naruto stated with a shrug.

Onoki nodded… then he cackled, "Feel free to call me oji-san, anyone good enough to beat me in Janken is worthy."

His guardian snorted and Hashirama facepalmed.

Naruto sweatdropped as the old man seemed highly amused for some reason. The bandage-shimmer sighed. "Okay," Pausing he tested out the name, "Onoki-oji-san."

Onoki smirked at him, "Now I've already sent the messenger bird to Konoha, enjoy your stay here in Iwa." The old man turned to head to his office and grumbled under his breath, "Now what the hell does Kumo want…"

Naruto shrugged and left going to look for Deidara. After another chase by the fangirls he found the boy on a training field messing with some clay. "Hi Deidara!"

"Hey Naruto!"

The two spared for a little bit, with Naruto receiving advice from Hashirama and his guardian. After the spar they went to go eat and Naruto had to run away from a group of fangirls yet again. "Just be glad your so young that your fangirls are not interested in dating you yet." His guardian commented dryly as they lost the fangirls, which for some reason was even harder than chunin.

"Oh hey, Naruto!" Asusukara called out he was standing with the other males of squad earth.

"Hey," Naruto replied, "What's up?"

"We were about to go to the hot spring, want to join us?"

"Sure." Naruto agreed.

The group went and started relaxing, "So what do you know about being an honorary shinobi of Iwa?" Asusukara asked.

"Nothing really."

"Okay, so being Honorary shinobi means that you are first and foremost a ninja of another village, or in your case since your loyal to Konoha you will be a ninja, the station automatically gives you the rank of Genin here in Iwa, though you should probably join some teams with D-ranks if you want to do any missions. But other than us saying your someone we trust enough to let in our village without keeping a guard on you at all times that's about it. You obviously won't be trusted with any really sensitive information… ah, the one other thing is if you ever decide to leave Konoha's ninja ranks you'll be welcomed here in Iwa, within reason of course, for example if you say kill someone for no reason then we might not be as welcoming, depends. Oh! About the Janken tournament, we try and keep outsiders as in the dark as possible, it's not really a secret, just something we like to do for fun." Asusukara explained.

Naruto nodded, "Cool, whats a D-rank?"

With that Asusukara explained the mission ranking system. After they were done with the hot springs since Naruto wanted to try a d-rank mission they agreed to team up with him. The mission they got was to clean up one of the parks from litter. Naruto did it without complaining as he was happy about technically being a ninja.

That night Naruto fell asleep exhausted though he did have some night clothes now which he put on and sealed his other clothes in a sealing scroll he bought with the money from the mission. He put the scroll in his pajama pockets, just in case a fangirl decided to rummage through his stuff.

When he woke up he felt his hands were bound as were his feet and he was even gagged, and he was being carried he was also blindfolded. Naruto inwardly sighed. How was he being kidnapped again?

"The brat is awake." A rough voice said.

"Good, ha that old fart can pay us far capturing this brat."

Naruto blinked completely confused. "Which old man are you talking about?" He tried to ask although it was muffled by the gag so it just came out as "Mmmphf mm mhf mmfh mmm?"

"Does the brat wish to speak?" The rough voice taunted.

Naruto nodded as best he could.

The gag was taken off. "Okay first of who are yall, why did you kidnap me, and what old man are you talking about?"

The rough voice responded, "Were Kumo nin. We kidnapped you because of your popularity in Iwa we figure we can get the old fart Onoki to pay us some money for you. So we know your name is Naruto and that somehow your popular in Iwa."

Naruto sighed, "My name Is Naruto Uzumaki, and I belong to Konoha, Iwa kidnapped me. And I'm popular cause I participated in their tournament and won."

"Uzumaki?" A different voice asked, "You wouldn't be the son of Kushina Uzumaki would you?"

"Well I guess I am, according to Iwa anyways." Naruto said with a shrug.

"What do you mean by that?" The rough voice asked.

"Well, I'm an orphan and I didn't know who my parents were until Iwa kidnapped me cause I look like the Namikaze. They did a blood test and found out that my parents were the Namikaze and Kushina. And frankly so long as y'all don't try and hurt me I could frankly care less about being kidnapped." Naruto deadpanned.

"Why not?"

"I'm considering this my vacation, honestly, much nicer than how I'm normally treated by Konoha."

"Wow. Well… I guess we can allow you a bit more freedom since your just a kid." The rough voice said.

He was released from his bounds to find he was being carried on the shoulder of a medium sized man with his hair in a ponytail. There was only one other person, another man who was broad shouldered and had three marks on each of his cheeks leading to his nose.

The rough voice man with the three marks was called Damu, and the smooth voice one who was carrying him was called Danberu. For the trip they didn't say much. Naruto after the first day of trying to get the men to talk gave up and decided to sleep.

He woke up tried to talk again, not getting anything, sighed and started complaining about being bored. Damu glared at him, "Your being kidnapped, it's not supposed to be boring!"

Naruto crossed his arms, "Iwa was much more entertaining kidnappers, they at least talked with me, aren't y'all supposed to try and get information out of me or something? Like I'm a kid don't you think if yall talked with me I would slip up and reveal something? Isn't that how things usually go down when the villains kidnap a kid?"

The two shimmers facepalmed.

The two dumb guys didn't respond and so Naruto just sighed and tried to fall asleep again. The trip passed by in Naruto mostly sleeping, trying to get the two guys to talk or eating the rations, they did allow him to change into his clothes though. Although Naruto left the headband off, since he wouldn't need it for awhile most likely. He ended up annoying the two enough that they gagged him and rebound him, though they left the blindfold off. Finally though they were at Kumo. The two brought him to a big central building and into an office were a big imposing man sat at the desk.

"What are you two idiots doing here… and why do you have a kid bound and gagged."

The two reported about him. The imposing guy sighed, "You two idiots leave."

"Yes Raikage-sama" The two said bowing and leaving.

Naruto had been carelessly dropped to the floor. Growling under his breath he glared at the two leaving guys. Slowly he tried to stand up but kept falling back down.

He pouted. A shadow fell over him. Pausing he looked up, and up… and up some more to look at the guy in the eyes. The man picked him up and sat him down on a chair, and then ungagged Naruto.

"Hello!" Naruto chirped in greeting.

The man raised an eyebrow.

It was silent for a moment before Naruto mentally shrugged, "Is all of Kumo not talkative or something? I tried to talk with those two guys but they didn't say much other than there names. Like seriously is it to hard to hold a conversation?" He rambled a little bit his nervousness getting the best of him.

"I don't know, it could just be that those two lack a brain between the two of them." The imposing person, who the two guys had called Raikage said.

"That is probably true, nice to meet you though! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, who are you?"

"I am A, the Raikage of Kumo." the man stated still staring at him. Behind him stood a similar looking figure.

"Nice to meet you, so ugh I'm hoping that my stay here can be as pleasant as the one in Iwa. Umm if that's possible." Naruto nervously said still craning his neck up. The Raikage was just so big!

"Why don't you tell me what happened before those two idiots kidnapped you."

And so Naruto did. "Very interesting." The man mused.

The door was thrown open, "Yo A, B here, with a message from Mr. eight, about his older Mr. Nine."

The Raikage sighed and glared. "What is it B?" He demanded sharply.

"Hosting , sure is great, he says half of nine, be mighty fine, the blonde haired boy, be such a joy." The other man, who the raikage called B rapped.

Pinching the bridge of his nose A asked, "Are you saying that he's the jinchuriki of the nine tails."

"You got that right, half o nine, be his to entwine."

A turned to him, "Your the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi?"

"A what? And didn't Namikaze kill the kyuubi?" Naruto said.

"You… you don't know?" A asked slowly looking like someone was slapping him with a fish. "Does Konoha not know how dangerous it is to leave a jinchuriki untrained!?" The man shouted slamming his hand down onto the desk breaking it and scattering paperwork everywhere.

Naruto yelped in shock. He shuddered as the man glared at him and cowered into himself.

"Brother." B said.

A turned to him. "What?"

"Calm down, he's only a child, and it's his villages fault that he doesn't know. Wild." B reprimanded with a very bad rap.

A calmed down and then B grinned and turned to him, "Sorry about big bro, he just worried, yo. The village he'll protect, so it doesn't get wrecked," The man once more rhymed.

Naruto frowned at him, "Why do you speak like that?" He was saving having his mental breakdown later.

"Because Imma be, the best B rapper." The main said grinning and fist pumping the air.

Naruto giggled.

"B! You are going to be the Uzumaki's guard until we can work out a deal with Konoha to have him returned. Stupid idiots." A grumbled. "And get him some basic training so he doesn't go on a rampage!"

"Understood!" B said.

"Follow me , we gonna go meet your big feline."

Naruto did and B sat him down and held his fist, "We bump fist, to give you a gist, of just what you miss."

Naruto nodded and fist bumped with B. he opened his eyes to find himself in a giant sewer, B stood next to him. "Come let's go find Nineo. Yo."

He shrugged and followed the man. They eventually reached a big room with bars. At first Naruto saw nothing and then he saw an eye open, idly he wondered what color it was. "Hello!" Naruto chirped.

A growl reverberated through the chamber, "So you are my jailor?" The eye looked over to B, "And you brought the host of the eight tails as well." The eye looked back over to Naruto again, "Why are you here Jailor."

Naruto shrugged, "I dunno, A-sama seemed displeased that I haven't received training and tasked B-sama here to train me, I didn't even know you were sealed into me until day. I'm waiting until I'm alone to have a breakdown after figuring out why all the villagers hate me and call me a demon."

"Such is the curse, of the ones who are asperse, because of what we hold, truth be told." B rapped once more.

The kyuubi growled, "They most likely think that the seal of yours is weak like most other seals and that I can break out and rampage about when your emotions are unstable. Pah that stupid yondaime has made that impossible. Especially with my physical half ripped away."

Naruto looked to the side as the air shimmered and his guardian appeared. The kyuubi's eye snapped to it, "YOU!" it roared throwing itself against the bars glaring.

B looked at that shimmer his eyes going wide. "Is that…"

He blinked, "You can see him?"

His guardian snorted, "hn, it is most likely we are in your mindscape that they can see me."

"Ah."

His guardian stood behind him and crossed his arms. "Calm down Kyuubi less I make you calm down." His guardian commanded as the kyuubi kept trying to ram the bars.

"Madara Uchiha! How dare you show up again, I thought that bastard senju killed you."

"I am dead, I am merely a spirit in the inbetween world."

The kyuubi growled, "Than how can we see you?"

His guardian looked at him, Naruto just shrugged. "Naruto has the ability to see us spirits. I have taken to watching over him."

B whistled then he paused, "That knowledge I just learned, wasn't mine to discern, was it?"

"No," And then his guardian reappeared in front of B staring him in his eyes with his sharingan activated.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow. Mildly concerned for B.

"I simply made it so he could not relay your ability to anyone else." His guardian stated before reappearing behind him.

B frowned at that. "Uncool, fool ya fool."

His guardian scoffed, "Just be glad that I left your rapping alone, I could easily make it so you do not rap ever again."

B's eyes widened. His guardian smirked, "In fact if you annoy me to much I will do that so stop that nonsense."

B pouted. Naruto shrugged, "I don't mind it." B beamed at him. "Still I wouldn't push your luck with my guardian, he can be grouchy."

"Hmpf." His guardian snorted crossing his arms.

The Kyuubi was merely watching right now.

"Fine fine…" B grumbled glaring at Madara.

Naruto grinned, "Hey you said that A-sama is your brother right, and if what I have observed is correct he gets annoyed with your rapping yeah?"

B nodded slowly.

"Well, your brother would be shocked if he is under the impression that I'm the one who gets you to stop rapping, even if it is the threat of my Guardian stopping you from rapping forever. Anyways it would be a funny prank on him because he's would want to know how 'I' do it yeah?"

The rapper nodded and grinned, "you got yourself a deal. When he," B pointed at Madara, "Is on the verge of making it so I never rap again, then you should say, 'B is being uncool.' Yeah. I'll stop rapping for a little bit. How's that sound?"

Naruto smirked and nodded. "So, jailor, what are you going to do about me."

"Well…" Naruto tilted his head in thought before grinning, "Let's be friends!"

The kyuubi coughed, "What?"

"I want us to be friends."

"Fine, we can be friends brat, just take the seal off." The kyuubi said with a grin.

"Do you really think we'll allow that, removing the seal would set you free and kill Naruto." B spoke with a frown.

The Kyuubi just grinned, "And I will be Naruto's friend for the last few seconds he's alive before going on to kill all of you pathetic humans."

Naruto pouted, "Does that mean you don't want to be friends." His bottom lip stuck out a bit.

"Why would I want to be friends with a pathetic fleshbag like you."

"Your being mean." Naruto pouted.

His Guardian glared at the kyuubi. "Fine if your not willing to work with Naruto, I can always make you willing to work for Naruto."

The kyuubi growled at him, "You blasted Uchiha! Always using those damn eyes of yours. Fine! I will work on being 'friends' with the brat."

Naruto frowned at his guardian, "That wasn't nice, I don't want the kyuubi to only be friends with me because he's scared of you."

The kyuubi eyed him.

His guardian just shrugged. "Fine, but if the Kyuubi ever does something to hurt you I will turn the overgrown fox into your obedient pet." He said. Naruto sweatdropped at his guardian's way of being an overprotective family member.

"What does being a jinchuuriki mean exactly anyways, besides for holding a biju, you guys never explained."

B took a bit of time to explain, saying that Naruto should be able to access the kyuubi's chakra, but if he uses to much of it he could lose control. Plus a lot more information. He said Naruto was a bit too young to go through the full training to become a proper jinchuriki, but for now he could get used to being able to talk with the kyuubi.

"Speaking of which, I'm surprised you never spoke with Naruto before."

"I can not speak with Naruto unless he is in the mindscape because of the seal," The kyuubi said. It looked at Naruto, "The brat shouldn't use my chakra, because I am missing my physical half if he tries to use my chakra it will eat away at his cells making it so his lifespan is shortened."

"Is there anyway to fix that?" B asked.

The kyuubi looked at him, "I suppose if I had some way to get my physical half, or I suppose if my brothers decided to lend me enough physical chakra so that I can recreate my physical half."

The mindscape suddenly changed and shifted and Naruto found himself standing still in the sewer but half of it changed to reveal another tailed beast. "Which is unable to happen, as it would take two of us working together in order for you to reform your physical half. "

The kyuubi growled, "I was wondering when you were going to make your appearance Hachibi."

The Eight tailed beast didn't say anything instead choosing to look at Naruto, "So you are Kurama's new container."

The kyuubi roared, "How dare you Gyuki!" The kyuubi threw itself against the bars.

Naruto ignored it, "What do you mean Kurama?"

Hachibi smirked, "Kurama is his name, mine is Gyuki, nice to meet you."

"It's nice to meet you to!" Naruto said grinning.

"B, it is getting late the boy will need to sleep, and we have to go chat with my sister." Gyuki said.

B nodded and he disappeared. Gyuki went away at the same time. Naruto turned to Kurama, "Goodbye Kurama-san!"

The giant fox merely turned away.

Naruto shrugged as he watched the mindscape fade away. "Follow me, the awesome B, to your room we go, with the flow."

His guardian reappeared and scowled at B.

He just grinned and followed B. He was signed into a basic room and he quickly fell asleep, it had been an interesting and busy day.

A/n: Okay I know, what are the odds of someone being kidnapped twice? Well lets just say that Dumb and Dumber (The Names of the two kumo ninja he kidnapped in english) are as smart as there names implys, they have goot intentions, which is to bring more money and a political adavantage to Kumo, but they didn't really think there whole plan through. They were supposed to be guarding the kumo ambassador who was there to work an alliance with Iwa, lets just say that the peace treaty didn't happen because of those two idiots. Anyways I hope you enjoy, and soon things will be getting back to normal!