A/N: fillerish chapter... trying to get to the wave mission...
"Normalish talking"
"Normalish thinking"
"Demonic talking"
"Demonic thinking/Inner Sakura"
Normal narration
me! the author explaining something
the betaer, if he has anything to explain
(A/N: me saying something irrelevant)
(B/N: betaer saying something irrelevant)
Enjoy!
[The next day, three hours after team seven was supposed to meet, at training ground seven]
"Yo!" said Kakashi and Naruto, who were still perfectly in sync, as they walked up to Sasuke and Sakura.
"YOU'RE LATE!" yelled Sakura, once again using her mega-super-ultra-banshee-fangirl voice.
"Today, you get your first mission. To the mission hall!" shouted Kakashi, who walked away with Naruto still beside him.
[At the mission hall]
"Okay, you can paint a fence, chase Tora the cat, walk the Inuzuka dogs, chase Tora the cat, help an old lady with her groceries, chase Tora the cat, weed a garden, chase Tora the cat, clean an abandoned building, chase Tora the cat, paint a house, chase Tora the cat, organize the library, chase Tora the cat, babysit some kids, chase Tora the cat, rake a yard, chase Tora the cat, or chase Tora the de-...I mean cat." said the random chunin that was handing out the missions.
"Give me all of them. Including the missions that have been requested by more than one person." grinned Naruto.
"Are you sure? there are 73 missions for today..." the random chunin blinked in surprise.
"Leave two for each genin team. I want the rest."
"OK...here you go. 65 missions." staired the random chunin as he handed Naruto the mission scrolls. Naruto looked through them, then handed one to Kakashi, made a clone to stay with team seven, and walked out.
[Outside]
Naruto created 256 clones and had them divide up into groups of four. One in each group henged into Kakashi, one into Sasuke, and one into Sakura. he handed each 'Kakashi' a mission scroll.
"You guys know what to do." shouted the original.
After he heard 256 'Hai's, he walked back into the mission hall.
[Back inside]
As he walked back inside, still reading his book, the clone he left dispelled, surprising even Kakashi. "...Naruto...What was that about?" asked the cycloptic jounin.
"That was my income. Now that I'm a ninja, I need to have a large enough income to support myself. That will be unimaginably high because of my extreme eating habits and buying new ninja stuff after every goddamn fight...that and Zen and his 'family' are making me pay rent. Bastards." grumbled Naruto in a lazy way, not looking up from his book.
"...And how are you going to do all those missions?"
"With the secret to defeating paperwork." he answered cryptically.
"YOU KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT THE DREADED PAPERWORK? YOU MUST TELL ME!" screamed the hokage, who had appeared and started shaking Naruto by the collar of his shirt.
"One condition. After this week, no more D-ranked missions." (A/N: And it's friday...)
"YES, YES, ANTHING TO DEFEAT THE DREADED PAPERWORK!" shouted the old monkey.
"Can I get that in writing?"
"YES, JUST TELL ME HOW TO DEFEAT THE GOD FUCKING DAMN BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!" as he said this, Sarutobi quickly found something to write on and wrote something along the lines of 'I, Hiruzen Sarutobi, forbid anyone from giving the team consisting of Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki a D-rank mission as of Sunday, August 26th.' with his signature at the bottom. "HERE TAKE IT! NOW TELL ME!"
"...Kage bunshin."
As soon as the words left Naruto's mouth, the old man started banging his head on the wall, saying 'stupid' after every impact. After about a half hour, he managed to get out "...Team seven, you will get your first C-ranked mission on Sunday. Report here then. Be prepared to leave for a month."
"Thanks Jijii!" shouted Naruto, who proceeded to drag the other three members of his team to their first, and one of their last, D-ranked mission.
Omake time:
Zen and Angle meet Gai and Lee.
It was bright and early, about five in the morning, and Zen was dragging Angle out for morning warmups starting with laps around Konoha until burnout. Then two more. On their fourteenth lap, they saw two people with bowl cuts dressed in green spandex body suits.
"YOSH! GAI-SENSEI! IT SEEMS THAT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE THAT SHARE OUR YOUTHFUL WAYS!" screamed the smaller one.
"IT SEEMS SO LEE! WE MUST SHOW THEM OUR WAYS OF YOUTHFULNESS!" shouted the one identified as Gai.
"YES! IF I CANNOT, I WILL RUN FIVE HUNDRED TIMES AROUND KONOHA!"
"WHAT A YOUTHFUL CHALLENGE! I SHALL DO IT WITH YOU, BUT ON MY HANDS, BALANCING A BOULDER ON MY FEET!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
They met in a hug of youthfulness(B/N: the author made me write that... word... *shudders* it burned my fingers), both crying anime tears, and creating the illusion of a sunset.
"...Hey Angle, you wanna try that in front of the rest of the guys?" asked Zen.
"...That would be most entertaining... Sure..." replied Angle.
[Later, at their house]
"Okay guys, watch this...ANGLE!"
"ZEN!"
"ANGLE!"
"ZEN!"
"ANGLE!"
"ZEN!"
They also met in a hug of epic youthfulness (B/N: It burns!), both crying anime tears and creating the sunset illusion of youth.../death. They were on a beach, with a sunset behind them.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE HEAT FROM THE SUN!" shouted Azure, before a fierce wind blew him into the ocean. "WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS ACTUAL WATER! SALT WATER! GODDAMMIT! TURN IT OFF!"
"NO! THE YOUTHFULNESS OF THIS BEACH SHALL PREVAIL OVER YOUR UNYOUTHFUL ACTIONS!" shouted Zen, who was currently trying to scale the mountain that was further in the background.
"GODDAMMIT YOU BASTARD! I GOT SALT WATER IN MY EYES! TURN IT OFF!"
"NO! THAT WOULD DIMINISH OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH!"
They continued arguing for over an hour until the sunset illusion of youthfulness(B/N: So much pain...) dissipated...
AN: Short chapter. I know. I'm rushing the space between graduation and the wave mission.
Here, I am going to go further into detail about Naruto's skills.
He has a natural affinity to wind and earth, and gained one to fire and water from his first two tails, along with control of one tail of youki for each. The third will be lightning, the fourth light and dark, the fifth gives him the kitsune doujutsu, which will be explained when he gets it, the sixth gives him the second level of the kitsune doujutsu, seventh gives him the third level, eighth gives the fourth level, and the ninth gives him mastery over yin yang manipulation.
He has such a mastery over wind and earth that they act as an extra set of nerves, and he is working on water, so he is immune to genjutsu, and he can make the elements do whatever he wants with a thought.
He has tweaked the kitsune tai and kenjutsu styled to fit his body style. He has mastered both.
He cannot use genjutsu, but can use kitsune illusions.
His gravity/resistance seal thing is up to 5x, roughly 550 pounds distributed over all of his muscles with more weight on the bigger muscles. his speed with the weight on is upper chunin, without weights he is upper jounin, low sannin on a good day. His strength is at the same proportion as his speed, high chunin with, high jounin without.
If you painted him white and threw him in a black room, he could hide. That is the extent of his stealth.
He can avoid Anko for multiple hours after groping her.
His stamina is demonic.
He can manipulate spiritual and physical energies separately.
He has learned hado up to #48 and bakudo up to #53
(If I missed any general skills, tell me)
Further in the story, he will learn to manipulate natural energy and more demonic energy (yoki). He will also eventually become a soul reaper with the shattered shaft, he will be a vizard.
He is extremely powerful, but I can always make more people that are stronger than him.
Read, review, be sane, be insane, hail the Log, review again.
