Chapter Twelve - A day in the life of Naruto


Naruto's Condo Room, Friday, 2010


The bell rings and Naruto gets out of bed and walks to the Door in his PJs (like the ones he had before the jump but these fit him due to Naruto being older now).
Naruto opens the door to see Ryoko Asakura standing right there next to him, she then says "Asakura Ryoko ready for orders." Naruto then says "Eh?, oh its you, come on in.".

Asakura sits down on a nearby chair and Naruto grabs a syringe and sticks it in Asakura's arm and pushes the small red button, a sparkling water is injected and an electronic voice responds "Programming Nanomachines Injected, starting programming file, Asakura Ryoko..... Complete." Ryoko's face turns from that of an emotionless robot to more of a frightened look and she looks around and asks Naruto with a confused tone "Naruto-niichan? what happened, why does my head hurt, where am I?" Naruto sighs and says "Ryoko, you don't remember do you? you came in here drunk and asked for a bed, you fell asleep so I had to make you're chair as comfy as possible, please stop staying over at Granny Tsunade's place, you know she drinks way to much sake and doesn't mind giving it to you mistaking it for water." Ryoko stands up, bows and says "I'm very sorry Naruto-niichan, could you forgive me?" Naruto sighs again and says "Yeah, next time let me know before you head over to Granny's place so I can at least send Kabuto-san to keep an eye on you." Ryoko eats breakfast with Naruto and they take off for school."


North High, Principle Pliskin's office


Pliskin looks at the file named Ryoko Asakura, who recently re-transferred from Canada after moving back one week ago and according to the record, is Uzumaki Naruto's biological twin sister (although she looks nothing like him, it's what the record says) he sighs and says "Report to class 2-4, normally I don't like assigning students to said class but in this case I have no choice, as your brother is also in said class. Ryoko bows her head and says "Thank you Mr. Pliskin.".

Snake gets up from his chair after Ryoko left the room and lights his cigarette and suddenly his codec beeps, Otacon on the other end says "Snake, I hacked into NERV's files, I found out Zeus' location, so far no attacks except the murder of a man named Gendo Ikari have been made against them, I'll give you the location personally in Tokyo." Snake responds saying "Good, it's about time, took you so long to get into their files?" Otacon responded saying "Took me this long to find out that they exist, in any case, isn't it time you took a vacation?" Snake then says "No need, tomorrow is Saturday, I'll have two days right?" Otacon replies saying "Yeah I forgot about that, well good luck Snake, with the girl too." Snake groans as Otacon hangs up, his thoughts go as this "How the hell did he find out?"


Class 2-4


Naruto walks around the classroom and finds his seat, right next to Miyabi Aizawa who stares at him with a very annoyed look, she then says with a grin "I think you should have gotten a different chair, someone switched that chair a while ago, you're sitting on glue, Naruto tries to get up and the chair gets up with him, he focuses chakra to the chair and the glue disperses and the chair falls, much to the shock of Urumi Kanzaki who is also in the room, Naruto sits back down and walking in is Onizuka and Asakura Ryoko.

Ryoko then says "Hello classmates, I'm Asakura Ryoko, I recently re-transferred from Canada, I hope we all get to know each other well." Onizuka grabs his cigarette and smokes it in the classroom and says "Yeah, take your seat Ryoko." Ryoko sits down to Naruto's right, Haruhi's head instantly turns and watches them, obviously curious about Asakura re-transferring, however Asakura is acting unlike herself from when she was in the first year, she has a slightly more cheerful and bubbly look about her, "Did something happen in Canada" is the first thought in Suzumiya's mind. Just as everything seems calm Onizuka grabs a bunch of paintball guns and yells "Class Fun Time!" with his cigarette filled smile.


Running Track, North High


Naruto is perfectly hidden in the bushes watching Onizuka and the others duke it out with paintballs in the open, however Ray sneaks up behind him, being on the same team as him (The Teams are Onizuka/Kunio, Kanzaki/Suzumiya, Aizawa/Anko, Naruto/Ray Zenji/Noboru and other random pairs), Ray then says silently to Naruto "It seems I was correct in forcing Snake to hire him, however Snake's friend is nosing around NERV and may put the school at risk, I want you to keep a Kage Bunshin watching around each of the students of Class 2-4 and of those concerning Suzumiya, oh and I've made arrangements so that Ryoko will live with you in the same apartment, due to the fact that Nagato overpowers her ten to one." Ray then grabs his M4a1 Carbine and fires a spray of paintballs which soak Kunio in paint, Naruto rushes towards the treeline as Ray sprays cover fire, Naruto gets behind a tree moments before paintballs hit the tree, Ray jumps and then jumps again in Mid-air to avoid paintballs and is on the opisate side from Naruto behind a tree. The Two open fire and spray all of the teams except Kanzaki/Suzumiya Team who are nowhere to be seen.

The Scene cuts to the school roof


North High Rooftop


Kanzaki stares down with her M24 Paintball sniper rifle and successfully hits a now Screaming Naruto who yells "Why you, Kanzaki! I know that was you, watch your back!" Kanzaki turns her head to an apparently bored Suzumiya and says "Come on, enjoy it, not like everyday we'll get to do this, just once a month." Suzumiya then says "It's pointless, what kind of teacher neglects to teach his students and just fool around!?" Kanzaki replies "He teaches us, sometimes, once a month, but come on, don't you think school should be a bit more fun? he taught that to us when we were in middle school." Suzumiya then says "Glad I wasn't there." Kanzaki's face is now a slightly angry face with a left eye twich as she says "You need to stop acting like you have some kind of spear going up you're butt." Suzumiya grabs her Paintball gun and sprays Kanzaki and says "I'll do better on my own." Ray jumps up and Sprays Haruhi with his paintball gun and then says "Yeah right." Suzumiya ignores the fact that Ray just jumped 3 stories to the roof of the school and focuses on the fact she's covered in orange paint, which prompts her to yell "You Bastard! I'll get you for this!" Ray sighs and drops his paintball gun and grabs Haruhi's approaching fists and pushes her to the ground with a chakra burst and says "Wimp." he then jumps back down effortlessly.


SOS Brigade Clubroom


Naruto, Ray, Kyon and Koizumi are standing around the room when Haruhi comes in and asks "What's going on here, I didn't call an assembly." Koizumi then says "As Assistant Chief I'm asking that Naruto be admitted to the Brigade without initiation, he's an old friend of mine and it usually gets more fun around him." Haruhi groans and says "Fine, fine, I have lots of things on my mind right now, welcome to the SOS Brigade Naruto." she grabs a maid outfit and walks out which causes Kyon to look concerned and he says "See ya, I have to try and stop her." he rushes out and everyone can hear an argument in the background, something about Mikuru not being Haruhi's dress up doll, Ray then says "All right, you can go now Koizumi, remember, don't double cross us." Koizumi smiles and says "Sure, I won't double cross you." Naruto stares at Koizumi and says "That fake smile bothers me, I used to know some guy who had a similar fake smile, don't try it around me or Ray." Koizumi walks out without his smile.


Naruto's room


Naruto groans and says "I see huh, while Mom and Dad are off on a six week vacation you have to stay here?" Ryoko says "Yeah, I don't mind as long as I'm around someone I trust, like you Naruto-niichan." Naruto then says "Alright, but that means I'm supposed to babysit you and go out on a date with my girlfriend at the same time?" Ryoko looks puzzled and asks "Girlfriend?" Naruto then says "Yeah, you remember Hinata-chan right?" Ryoko smiles and says "Oh that's right, silly me, I forgot about Hinata-chan.". Naruto gets off the chair he was sitting in and walks to the shower and says "Help yourself if you get hungry, but there's mostly Ramen, though you might find some ice cream if you're lucky."


Five minutes later


Naruto is dressed in his Kimino and says to Ryoko "Lets go."


The Park, 15 minutes later


Naruto notices Hinata on the bench waiting and Naruto says "Wait here." and starts walking towards Hinata and says "Hey, Hinata." Hinata gets up, apparently in a Yukata and says "Naruto-kun, umm, who's over there?" Naruto sighs and says "My mission assignment, I'm supposed to keep that thing intact for it's undercover operation, it thinks it's human due to it's new programming, so it's going to call you Hinata-chan and it's name is Ryoko Asakura, you two haven't seen each other in six years, sorry to dump this on you on our date but that's what Raymond told me to do, to keep an eye on it." Hinata giggles and says "So basically you have to babysit her." Naruto grins and says "Yeah, well lets not this ruin our date, Hinata."


Conveniently nearby Festival, 5 minutes later


Ryoko asks "How long have you and Naruto-niichan been dating?" Hinata then says "About one year, but we've been friends longer, about seven years." Ryoko then asks "Ohhh, so have you two kissed yet?" Naruto then says "Ryoko, why do you always ask embarrassing things, look at Hinata-chan's face, its all red no-, wait red, no don't faint Hinata, Hinata!"


two minutes later


Hinata wakes up to see herself soaked in water and asks "What happened?" Naruto then says "Ryoko asked the question and you fainted, I had to pour a bucket of cold water over your face to wake you up or you'd be asleep for half an hour." Hinata gets up and grabs a towel that Naruto brought and says "Sorry, I still haven't broken that habit." Naruto then says "No sweat, I don't mind it as long as Ryoko-chan doesn't keep asking trigger questions." Ryoko bows and says "Sorry Hinata-chan, Naruto-niichan." Naruto and Hinata take turns saying "No problem."


After the Festival, en route to Naruto's House


Ryoko asks "Why didn't you walk Hinata-chan home, Naruto-niichan." Naruto then says "Uh, its complicated." Ryoko then asks "Strict Father?" Naruto then says "Sure, lets go with that."


Naruto gets in his bed after making laying a sleeping bag out near the bed and says "Goodnight Ryoko-chan" Ryoko gets in bed and says "Goodnight Naruto-niichan."


To be continued...