More than I bargained for chapter 12
Sorry for not uploading last week I had stuff to do. Mainly catch up on work at school….
Jack woke up, with impact on his face biting his ear "you little sucker" he said pulling him away from ear, he picked up his phone to see about 93 notifications, it was mainly some games he played and YouTube and the top was a message from psi. And it was a video of jack doing karaoke….'of beat it' from Michael Jackson.
"Impact if you tell your mother, I'll kill you." Right after he said this guess who walked through. Pinky. That's who, you dumb Fucc, "tell me what?" Jack just stared at her "daddy sang"
"Well crap, it talks"
Pinky finessed the phone from his paws "give it back" jack said scared for his dignity not thatthere was any left "daddy scared" impact said. Pinky was watching it with jack still trying reach it. "*snicker* this is the best thing in the world" pinky said "No it's not! Give it back!" Jack said reaching vigorously. "Oh c'mon it's funny" pinky said, then jack snatched his phone back. "That's mine thank you!" Jack said sounding bitter
"Why are you mad? It was-*giggle*" she was then interrupted by jack
"I get it pinky"
"Well impact missed daddy" pinky said picking up impact "I could tell, the goblin was biting my ear, look pinky I think we need to talk."
"About what jack?"
"Well, I know we have been together for months and…"
"Oh my god there's no &!)-ing way!"
"Hey-hey look, we can both admit. We've went a little fast."
"I get a romcom crush on you! We fuck and have a child! Together for a year, you get reasonable with Pokémon you used to know, what the & !)" impact tugs pinky's ear "no swear mommy"
"I-I gotta go" jack runs out the door
"You damn sexy,strong son of a…*sigh* well impact we are screwed"
Jacks pov
I don't think I was even thinking right. It's just psi kinda told me this and that, oh why did I do that! Is it too late, is it too- n-no I'm gonna be late to the farm. I just look in the direction of the farm, I might as well be blind, cuz I just realized I was right next to it. "Time to get to work." I thought, as I start walking over to the farm. "Jack what are you doing here? it's wednesday." I just realized it's Wednesday….the day of the week I always have off. Well I can't go back and say she didn't let me finish, I wanted to purpose using this avocado. *pulls out avocado* "well shit" how did I even get the ring in the avocado? *flash back* "aaaannd…..done! When the avocado blossoms the ring will be stuck inside it!" Just have to wait a few months for it to grow! *end flashback plz now* "oohhh" Well…..if this avocado get cut open, it would look super cool. I mean does she even like avocados, I know she like guacamole- I know I can put the avocado next to the other ones and then when she cuts it open…...she finds the ring.
I start walking out to put my master plan into action like the badass I'm not. I'm just a few streets away and some kid starts bugging me. "Can I help you?" I realize that it's a riolu they are pretty protective of their children, you can ask lucky! He and drake tho, pinky's all over that shit. I better watch my self "Yeah do you know lucky is?" Well damn speak of the devil. "No." I know he's probably at drakes, but i'm not gonna snitch just in case he's in trouble.
"Well can you help me and mommy look?" Well shit his mommy might rip into pieces "no thanks I'm busy" and believe it or not he said "ok, if you see him can you tell him to come home?"
"Sure…." he left to go and find lucky, I'm gonna assume that was his brother. I'm walking down the street and not 3 minutes after that "excuse me!" I see a lucario...I already know who this is- "hey um…" she was shy, and I'm going to have to be patient with her. "Yeah?"
"Have you seen lucky? Or tacky?"
"Tacky? He's a Riolu right?"
"Yes.."
"Tacky went to the left and lucky, idk maybe he's 'at' his friends house" I try to hint where he might be.
"O-oh do you know where drakes home might be?"
"Yeah I'll show you." Off track again, well where walking to drake's house and we find Tacky while we're at it we get to drake's house and she's been asking me a lot of questions, it's getting on my nerves too. We finally get to drake's house "where here."
"I-I-i-m too scared" oh my god
"Why?" She then blushes. Of course she- you know what? fine. So I walk up to the door and knock 3 times, drake answers the door. "Oh hey man like, what's up!" Drakes a cool guy he always to friends with every body, and I like that I even hang with every once in a while. "Not much, um lucky siblings are here and they want lucky back."
"Yeah ok man, he might need a minute man."
"You scored?"
"Hell yeah."
"Drake done did it again" I said starting to crack up.
Lucky was out and I'm asked by lucky and apparently he needs help with something…
"Ok...if you take a shower first" me, lucky, and his sister, hell even his little brother laughed about it, even if the brother didn't have a clue and I don't know about the sister. Jeez the guy who gets his hands on her, l.u.c.k.y what a sec...never mind. It's kinda funny, lucky has a hot sister- no, never mind. It turns out lucky's house was pretty close to drake's house. We get in and I'm sitting on the couch, waiting for lucky to tell me what he needs help with. I'm not gonna lie, I'm bored. It's been like 15 minutes since I got here, and finally a lucario walks up to me and it's not lucky… it's his sister. "Can I help you?" It said upside down acting as if it was normal. "Um….d-d-d-d-d-"
"Can I help you?..." trying to express my patience has started to run out.
"N-never mind…." She said making me feel like an asshole. Not a few minutes later another lucario walks up to me, it's not lucky or his siblings, "can I help you madam?" I said in a crappy French accent. "Yes do you 'hit dat'." She said "what?"
"That." She said pointing at luckys sister
"She's very pretty, but no I don't 'hit dat'." I said as politely as possible. Lucky finally got out and asked me to go in his room, I go in and I'm feeling very uncomfortable. Not because I'm alone with a gay guy in his room...but it's cold as hell in here. "D-do you e-eveen heat bro?"
"Cold ain't it?
"F-freeezzing… what did you n-need again?"
"Well….my mom doesn't know I'm gay…"
"S-so?" I question him, being gay is ok, maybe he's shy about it?
"The thing is she keeps trying to make me date girls, and talk about them, trying to give me porn….she's hellbent on me being straight." Oh jirachi haven't I seen this before?
"Look lucky, everyone at high school knew you were gay, the soda jerkers knew you were gay, hell the weird guy making polka music knows your gay, they support you, or at least most them danil maybe not. So if your mom doesn't, then you can love people who except you, and leave they ones who don't. Beside you were born like that, they can't change that." I said reassuring him.
"Ok...I'll tell her, thanks jack."
"No problem" is say walking out of his room, then continue to the front door
"Are you sure you don't "dig dat?"
I walk out the door and start walking to pinky's once more, and then I'm finally here. My master avocado plan is about to be in action, sence her memory sucks more new music, she probably forgot to- *opens door* lock the door… wow, she actually forgot to lock the door. I go through the door to see pinky's sleeping and impact is chewing on a pillow…"gimme that" I take the pillow from my son "you'll choke" I said with impact having the most betrayed look on his face. "Wake up!" I practically scream out loud "I thought you-"
"Cut the avocado"
"What?"
"Cut open the avocado"
"No…"
"Just do it"
"Why?"
"If you do it, you'll really like it"
"Ok…" she went and got the sharpest blade looking thing ever, she cut it open, and she found the ring "holy Shit!" She said, looking like she was about to cry. "Next time let me finish before you freak out…" she clinged on to me and started rubbing her face on me, yup… this was the weirdest Wednesday I've ever had.
Omg I saw the reveal for Pokémon sword and Pokémon shield yesterday! I can't wait for more news! Also, see ya next week.
