Dusk walked to the broken door but Sabrina took his hand.

"Please, don't go there," Sabrina said.

Her grip was strong but Dusk kept on walking. "I have to find out who is behind all of this."

"But, don't you want to have sex with me?"

"This isn't the time for that," Dusk said. "You just trying to distract me so I can't find out who's really controlling Team Rocket." Dusk managed to free himself to from her grip.

Dusk walk into the door and saw a large pokémon there.

"Arceus?" he said.

"Dusk, this isn't what it looks like," Arceus said. "I'm just here to get you laid by Sabrina. I'm not part of any conspiracy."

"Sure you aren't." Dusk said.

Suddenly, a radio transmission came in. "Arceus, this is Giovanni. I have escaped the building leaving the protagonist behind like you ordered. What are your new orders?"

Dusk and Arceus stared at each other.

"Okay, so maybe I'm a little behind all of this," Arceus admitted.

"But why, Arceus?"

"I didn't mean you any harm. In fact, I wanted you to just get laid a lot and be a hero."

"Can't you just let things play out as they should?" Dusk begged. "Your constant interference makes it so nothing makes sense in the world. It's just become a preset battle of appointed good guys and poorly motivated bad guys and people who don't act like people act like."

"But people aren't interesting when they act realistically. They have to betray and murder each other over little things. How else is there supposed to be drama? Besides, how does one actually gets a person to sleep with you in reality? The world may never know."

"Can't things be at least a little realistic? Why put all this on me?"

"Because I want to live vicariously through you. Do you know what it's like to watch every season of the Pokémon anime and not be able to have sex with all the characters you want to? Do you know what it feels like to watch a kids show for years on end and never have it become dark and gritty. Do you know how disappointing it is the Ash never had a girlfriend when he always travels with a girl? This is why I create all these stories."

"But shouldn't these stories be more sensible than the anime? It's a kid's show. It should be that hard."

"I just wanted to make things more interesting. I don't really know how to make realistic conflict arise. I only know that bad people to bad things. It's very hard to plan things out. That's why I usually just give my chosen ones a lot of power."

"Maybe you should just take the time to plan."

"No, I'll show you. I'll make the Ultimate Chosen One using all my powers, and He'll be much more appreciative of all my gifts. I will use all of my power if I have too." Arceus disappeared in a flash.


Elsewhere

Arceus teleported to a random six year old boy name Arthur.

"Lord Arceus. I would have never imagined you would grace me with your presence," Arthur said. "Shall I prostrate in worship or are you here to deliver a divine mandate?"

Arceus was not disturbed by the fact that the six year old boy spoke the way he did. He always wrote all dialogue the same way no matter the context or the character of origin.

"You, descendant of Lord Arron, shall be the greatest of Chosen Ones. I will give you the power to control legendaries, use powerful aura attacks, and marry as many womens as you want."

"Really?"

"Yes. I shall also make you completely invulnerable. All of your pokémon will gain great aura powers. You shall also be the strongest psychic. Um, and you can transform into any pokémon." Arceus paused to think up more powers. "And you shall also be able to make all pokémon anthro. Not that gijinka. Anthro are much more interesting than unimaginative humanized pokémon. Don't try to make it a boring humanized pokémon story because anthro is so much better. Make sure that the pokémon are described as such and leave no room for ambiguity."

"Umm, can I start with Mienshao? It's my favorite pokémon."

"Pttf, that's not even a legendary."


Eight years later

Arthur finally got to roof of the SUPERSECRET base. The leaders of Team Magma, Team Aqua, Team Plasma, Team Rocket, Team Galactic, Team Flare, and Team Shadow were all there. They all joined force to defeat Arthur.

"Dialga, Palkia, and Ho-Oh go!" Arthur said calling out his pokémon. Arthur then used telekinesis to knocked out all the leaders before they could even call out their pokémon.

Arceus came down from the heavens. "Arthur, you have been a wonderful Chosen One. You have already defeated all the bad guys. I do wonder why you called out your pokémon if you were just going to knock them out."

"It's so I could reach my full potential."

"What do you mean, Arthur?"

Arthur transformed into an arceus. "Spatial Rend, Roar of time, and Sacred Fire" the transformed Arthur ordered. Arthur used Judgement himself.

All the attacks hit Arceus and he fell from the sky.

"Why?" Arceus said, "You were supposed to be good guy. Why are you bad guy?"

"It's because this little game is boring me. I have all of these powers and I have to play hero in this little scenario? I could be so much more, and you were the only thing really in my way. Now, I have control of all the teams and this will only be the beginning. I shall call it Team Aura."

"Maybe I shouldn't have randomly give kids powers," Arceus said before losing consciousness.

End of Part 2

Okay, that' s the last Ash Parody story I'll be making. No, I'm not making a part 3.

Edit: I changed my mind.